@cartman82 said in The most important part of selling a product: having a product:
a quick wordpress replacement thing
That's the oddest euphemism for a resume I've ever heard...
@cartman82 said in The most important part of selling a product: having a product:
a quick wordpress replacement thing
That's the oddest euphemism for a resume I've ever heard...
@AlexMedia
It's part of Milwaukee PC's new data saver plan. Every day they pick a random letter to strip out of anything you send to the Internet, so that you use 4% less data and save big buxx.
@topspin
Well, if you turn to the Book of Discogenesis, Chapter 2....
The Book of Discogenesis said:
47And lo, His High Holiness looked out once more into the Uncivilized Wasteland of the Internet, and his eyes fell upon Twitch chat. 48"It gives me great pains to see such barbarism, with mindless spam that merely repeats small words or phrases!" he declared. 49"We must make sure to civilize the discourse, and enforce complete sentences!" 50And so the Intern scoured GitHub, in search of a library to ensure civilized sentences. 51After forty paid hours and forty hours working on his own time, the Intern stumbled on the StackOverflow answer. 52All complete sentences had sufficient entropy that they would be considered a strong password. 53And thus the Intern wired up a password entropy checker, and the Koala reviewed the code and confirmed their test sentence passed, and His High Holiness declared it Good. 54The planning meeting and the retro, the fifteenth sprint.
@the_quiet_one
I hereby nominate "breaking the himem" as the term for losing your Computer Wrecking Virginity.
https://meta.discourse.org/t/question-about-cakeday/50277
ITT:
In case you haven't figured it out yet, this plugin is developed and maintained by DiscoCore.
I especially like all the people in the comments pointing out the benefits of branching, and OP defends not-branching with "branching causes all kinds of communications & planning problems", and then the commenters are like, "if you and your fellow devs can't communicate & plan well enough, then fix that, don't tell people branches are bad"
Seems like what OP really needs is:
How to be the most cybersecure person in the country: have secretaries to do all the things for you, never use a computer yourself.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/15/world/asia/japan-cybersecurity-yoshitaka-sakurada.html
@bb36e
They missed the most valuable bullet point...
- Exposure!
Come on, quit misleading the new guy. Discourse is immune to memory leaks because its code is so obfuscated that browsers can't figure out how to leak memory out of it.
@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: watched 3 seasons of The Boys in 1.5 weeks. Don’t want to go to bed, since that inevitably brings me closer to don’t want to work tomorrow again. Or ever.
I wonder what the green line would look like if the chart counted your right hand.
@loopback0 said in Random thought of the day:
@izzion said in Random thought of the day:
I now want to see a charity Mavis Beacon Teaches Tuping competitive event. The event could be titled “Give Cancer the Finger”
The spelling event can be a follow-up
I now want to see a charity Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing competitive event. The event could be titled “Give Cancer the Finger”
@Gern_Blaanston said in WTF Bites:
@BernieTheBernie said in WTF Bites:
@Zerosquare said in WTF Bites:
so I'm going to go with "used memory off of eBay" as the source of the problem and you didn't get what you thought you were paying for.
Yes.
"used memory off of eBay" is almost never a good idea.
Don't worry, it was only underwater for a few hours after the hurricane knocked out power in the entire region.
@PotatoEngineer said in D&D thread:
@PleegWat Looks like someone is confusing football and soccer.
Sportsball is hard, let’s writhe on the ground until we get what we want!
@ixvedeusi said in WTF Bites:
WTF Bite: Why TF does it take almost 50 seconds for my PC to power off? WTF is it doing during all this time?
This is the time from clicking "shut down" to the moment the power LED and fans turn off. The screen turns off after about 10 seconds already.
The telemetry has to finish uploading
@BernieTheBernie said in WTF Bites:
@Zerosquare said in WTF Bites:
And some motherboards are known to be picky about RAM modules, and not work with certain brands/models.
But both are the same brand: "corsair cmv4gx3m1a1333c9". Only difference is the "ValueLine" sticker on the freshly bought modules.
Which might mean the ValueLine modules are single rank instead of dual rank. Meaning the actual physical chips on the stick are twice as large, to have the same amount of memory in half the space & chips. Which would put them over the capacity of the motherboard, if the board's maximum was 16GB per RAM slot and that's based on 16GB dual rank.
Edit: Though, looking at Corsair's site in more detail and the mb specs, it looks like the MB should support 4GB per slot sticks and the SKU in question is a Value Select brand board, so I'm going to go with "used memory off of eBay" as the source of the problem and you didn't get what you thought you were paying for. It looks like the real module should look something like or https://www.amazon.com/CORSAIR-CMV4GX3M1A1333C9-Corsair-Desktop-Memory/dp/B003XFT3XE?th=1
Also, used memory off of ebay for something that retails at $25/u new? How crazy are you?
@Zerosquare said in Commuting WTF Thread:
@Atazhaia said in Commuting WTF Thread:
got off on his own accord.
Wait. If he owned a car, why did he want to take the bus?
What, you're not going to ask about his fetish for relieving himself in public on his car?
@hungrier said in Random thought of the day:
@da-Doctah said in Random thought of the day:
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse have the same last name.
While it's certainly possible for this to be the case even without them actually being related, you'd expect them to have a quick explanation worked out to offer anyone who assumes them to be engaging in an incestuous relationship.
In Tony Toon Adventures, whenever Buster and Babs (Bunny, both) introduced themselves together they would quickly point out "no relation"
Which only fueled the shippers
@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
status I’ve been awake for over twelve hours and it's almost 9pm.
So you've been awake since 9am? How terrible.
He's been awake for so long he can't do basic math any more