How about The Likes Bots Thread? Where the bots post and we like?
Best posts made by Spencer
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RE: The Backup Likes Thread - Because it's not the same, now with semi(?)-mandatory likes and questions?
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RE: The Backup Likes Thread - Because it's not the same, now with semi(?)-mandatory likes and questions?
Posting here in the hope that this thread hasn't been added to the Mediocre Poster badger blacklist yet and I can finally get said badger
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RE: The Backup Likes Thread - Because it's not the same, now with semi(?)-mandatory likes and questions?
Huzzah!
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RE: The Backup Likes Thread - Because it's not the same, now with semi(?)-mandatory likes and questions?
This one was started back in July after some comment that threads should be recreated once they become long (might've been Jeff that said that, I don't remember). It didn't survive long (not even to the following month). It was necroed just recently, first to lure @Luhmann away from the Likes thread (so he wouldn't overtake @boomzilla), and then to pay the ransom to @royal_poet for the safe return of @Arantor.
It will be kept alive for gamification for a little while before it's allowed to die again.
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RE: The Backup Likes Thread - Because it's not the same, now with semi(?)-mandatory likes and questions?
This may be acceptable. Disgust escaped for now.
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RE: The Backup Likes Thread - Because it's not the same, now with semi(?)-mandatory likes and questions?
Oh yeah, that's right. Because @Arantor wasn't able to come and post to defend his position.
It's been a long day.
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RE: Please ease up with the bots
It's only now that I've posted it that I realise I inadvertently created "emotse"
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RE: The Backup Likes Thread - Because it's not the same, now with semi(?)-mandatory likes and questions?
Mind sharing for our approval/disgust?
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RE: The censor feature is discoursistent
Getting this feature working "perfectly" is probably a month of engineering work. (deal with permutations, maybe dash in a bit of OCR
I can see why it might take a month, particularly with the OCR.
You have to develop an automated system of taking a screenshot of the post, printing it, putting it on a wooden table, taking a photo, scanning the result back in and performing the OCR. Quite a bit of robotics involved there. -
RE: How do we revoke HTTPS certificates we sold to our clients? By revealing their private keys!
@tsaukpaetra thanks?
I was around shortly after the migration to
dicsoresdiscourse; stopped visiting because a big project at work started to get underway. Looks like I missed all the abuse and fun of a migration to NodeBB. I'm on leave for the week, and remembered this place. Glad to see you lot all haven't changed. -
RE: Microsoft is limited to receiving 100 emails per day?
I don't think preventing Hotmail addresses would be enough, as there are other domains that go to the Hotmail servers, eg. @live.com, @outlook.com, including domains with the country-level code (@live.co.uk).
A quick search turned up some similar results about Outlook and Gmail send limits,but also this from https://postmaster.live.com/snds/FAQ.aspx
IP Address
This is the IP address of the machine that caused the activity displayed. In some cases, this may be the public address of a Network Address Translation (NAT) system, in which case there may be one or more machines behind that IP and there's no practical way for our systems to distinguish them. Be aware that mail traffic and spam data may not be present for IPs which sent less than 100 messages on the given day.From https://postmaster.live.com/pm/services.aspx#Section1, to me it sounds like warnings are only generated when a significant number of emails you've sent are being marked as junk
Smart Network Data Services
A free service that provides high-level insight on how users are rating the email they receive and the health of your IP space as viewed by the Outlook.com system- Provides easy online registration and access to data
- Improves understanding of how our filters rate your email
- Reveals how many users complained about your email
- Learn more at [ the link is missing. Seems like it's meant to be http://postmaster.live.com/snds, as below in the ISP Section]
Seeing as it's free, you could possibly sign up on SNDS and get access to better reports/data on why you're getting the warnings. While not the best solution, I get the feeling that having additional SMTP servers at other (different public) IP addresses would skirt around the issue.
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RE: The censor feature is discoursistent
is near Berzerkely, home of the University of LSD
@Jeremy S. Anderson said:
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX.
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RE: Moar downtime? who was playing with bots again?
"That's why sites like The Daily WTF are guaranteed to have more material than they can possibly ever publish for the next millennia. (Note to self: invest in this website)."
Well, it's taken 6 years, but he's invested in TDWTF. He's given it even more material by giving us Discourse.
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RE: .NET opened source, the coming death of Mono?
selling VS to Linux users
Oh god, I can picture the headlines from all those shitty journalists now, loudly proclaiming this as evidence that Microsoft is abandoning Windows.
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RE: The IT Anecdotes thread
Reminds me of the time I discovered UNC paths and almost got expelled from high school during my final year.
This was back in the early 2000s. Everyone in the school has a drive mapped to some folder on the school's central server. I'd noticed that the mapped drive had a description "foobar on \x\y\students". I thought, "I wonder if I can access another student's?" Tappity Map Network drive \x\y\students\jsmith, oh hey, there's all your files. Tappity, tell me if you can see a new file in your drive. Cool, I have read/write access to your student drive. Tappity, checks out for accessing a few more students.
Now, we know from looking over various teachers' shoulders that their folders are in \x\y\teachers. I wonder if this will work, surely there'd be restrictions in place... NOPE! I've just found I can get (at least) full read access to teachers drives. Not game enough to test if I can write to them.A couple of days later, Assistant Principal calls me on the PA to come to the main computer labs. The sysadmins had apparently seen that I'd been accessing shit I wasn't supposed to in security audit logs and wanted to know how I'd been doing it. Showed them how I mapped drives to UNC paths (at this point in my life, I didn't know you could just type the UNC path directly into the address bar), and I was told that the only reason I wasn't being expelled (or even suspended) is because I hadn't (and they knew I wouldn't have) done anything more malicious than simply accessing the folders.
A day or so later, they've blocked it. And by "it", I mean manually mapping drives. It wouldn't be until after I'd finished high school I'd realise I probably could have just put the UNC path in the address bar because they wouldn't have gone as far as securing folders to only those they were meant for (iirc, this was all backed by NT 4.0 Server).
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RE: "My double life as a software developer... and luddite"
@polygeekery said in "My double life as a software developer... and luddite":
Wolverine's knuckledusters
scissors for making ruffled edges on banners/streamers
for people too retarded to use a pizza wheel
nit-comb, or getting those itches really good
pencil sharpener
someone decided to "improve" the kiwi spoon-knife and just fucked up
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RE: How do we revoke HTTPS certificates we sold to our clients? By revealing their private keys!
You want longer post? Fuck you. Here longer post
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RE: Congratulations on your glorious four hours of downtime
You know what's fun? s/outage/badger, s/down/sexy
the report covers November.
25 badgers with a total of 4 hours sexy time.
average 9.6 minutes sexy time per badger.
total badgers on all sites monitored in the report: 38.
% badgers at TDWTF : 65.blahblahblah% (or roughly 2 out of every three badgers)
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RE: IM NOT DIGGING FURTHER If you have a bug you need reported, check here.
I don't want to dig further back because it's seriously a fucking pain in the ass.
I was surprised Discourse doesn't let you sort topics by age. Then I was surprised that I was surprised by that.
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On-Call at the Muse Concert
So, I was reminded of something that happened last year, and remains one of the bigger WTFs from my working life.
It takes place late last year, when I was still officially part of the support team for my work, and thus part of the on-call roster. Our company works with various emergency service agencies, so any out of hours calls are extremely urgent (literally, life and death), but also extremely rare (as they have layers of support staff, us being at the top of the pyramid, and the only time when things goes tits up is when someone is making changes to the system).By now, if you've read the topic title, you know where this is going. Muse is playing, and I've got tickets for my gf and I. I'm on-call, but not thinking much of it, seeing as there's no known work happening with our clients, and the chances of something randomly falling over is next to 0. Found our seat and the supporting act is over. Lights starting to dim and the opening song is starting... and my phone gets a text message from our on-call paging service. Fuck! Seriously, right now? Alright, let's duck out into the foyer and see what they want.
System has ground to a halt, none of the users can do anything. Oh, and this all started when they started some routine maintenance that they hadn't informed us they were doing. I fucking run back my car, grab the laptop, run back (talking my way through security) and set up and dial in in the foyer. All the time, I can hear the muffled sounds of the Muse concert. Eventually, I've gotten the client back at a point where the system is usable, but needless to say the maintenance isn't continuing tonight. Leave the laptop with the administration desk, head back in to my seat...just catch the end of a song before they have some downtime before the encore. At least I'll still catch some of it, right?Nope. Just as the encore starts, my phone rings again. Mother. Fucker. I go back out to the foyer to take the call, which is just basically a debriefing and discussion on what we're going to do tomorrow to work out why it ground to a halt (spoiler: they forgot to turn off a setting that stops the system reading from the server they were taking down to do maintenance on. The system being unusable was because every action would have to wait for a connection attempt to the offline server to time out). By the time this call ends, I've missed the encore too.
In the aftermath, the client was ripped into a bit for having not notified us of the planned maintenance for that night (had we known, I obviously would have swapped on-call to someone else to avoid exactly what happened). The only compensation I got from the whole ordeal was a sympathy bottle of wine from the owner of the company. And a couple months later, I was promoted to software development, so I no longer have to be on-call.
Oh, and I'm obviously still pissed off about the whole debacle.
tl;dr - client doesn't notify us of planned maintenance the night I'm going to a Muse concert. A night I happen to be on-call for. Murphy's Law happens and I miss the whole fucking concert.
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When "Just Works" doesn't
So, while browsing Clients From Hell, I came across this post
"Google ranking shouldn’t be a problem, I’m on speaking terms with Martin Cutts."
— Editor’s note: I had to Google who that was
BlockquoteI had no idea who Martin Cutts is either, so I clicked on the link (which I've preserved for you above).
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RE: All your posts belong to us - new feature. V2 Fix is here check this link http://goo.gl/iA5k4T for V1 and instructions
On the plus side, pages should be loading quicker without having to handle all the text that occupies the posts
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RE: 😈 The Evil Ideas thread
Came across this this morning, thought it belonged here (in the evil-mastermind-doomsday-device way)
Title hyperbole click-bait aside, if you were to create a Higgs boson by having 100 exa-electronvolts per particle beam, it could trigger a vacuum bubble to form that would expand at the speed of light and collapse all of time and space. (Davros would be proud)
The LHC has so far only achieved 3.5 giga-electronvolts (100 billion times less), so you would need a particle accelerator larger than Earth itself to achieve this. But if the end of the universe is what you want, then that's what it's going to take.
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RE: Click "Reply" and "Quote Full Post" to view post text.
Doesn't work for me, I just get the spinning dots thing going forever.
You didn't happen to mutter "well, I doubt it could get more broken" (or words to that effect) before that started happening, did you?
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RE: What song shall Spencer post line by line into the Likes thread?
I could see this becoming a bot that posts every x minutes. forever.
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RE: Password reset
- report this bug to meta.d
- be told it's not a priority
- reproduce the bug on all the staff accounts
- all of a sudden it's a high priority
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RE: Geek o'clock
"Then they can format their dates American-style."
As an Australian who has had to send many defect reports back to our US partner because things get broken when used in a DMY (or, yes, YMD) date format, I offer you my cluebat (more a +10 wreckingball of clue-giving) for use on your old manager.
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RE: Discourse 1.0
If we're going for better analogies, I nominate building a boat while you're already on the water.
- To start off with, you have some basic structure you can build off from
- In order to have features, support for it must be there (for it to both exist, and to actually work)
- There's a very real chance of it sinking or being dead in the water because something is missing, or it's full of holes
- Completely possible to lack any direction
- People can go overboard
- Mutiny
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RE: Scary prediction
Can I
nominatepredict Rupert Murdoch, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian? -
RE: DotNET Foundation is using what now for its forum software?
Oh, and one of the kickers (as pointed out in the article comments).
There's (currently) no sign-in option in Discourse to use your Microsoft account, which would, you know, be expected for a primarily-Microsoft forum. -
RE: Windows 9 (And Pandora) appreciation thread
Ok, came back here for Windows 9 stuff and find the posts firmly entrenched in a political battle (on many, many things). It seems just about every debate under the sun has been had, so I think there's only one thing left to do now
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No Youtube video will ever be watched more than 2,147,483,647 times...
Our attempts to cause an integer overflow in /t/1000 may not be in vain yet. Gangnam Style has reached the magic number of views, and forced Youtube to change to using 64-bit integers to track the number of views on videos
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RE: I have sorted your badges page. pray i do not sort it further
i have sorted your badges page. pray I do not sort them further
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RE: Windows 10 Tech Preview First Impressions
I've got 99 desktops but porn ain't on one
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RE: What song shall Spencer post line by line into the Likes thread?
Already I see that I should also link this thread to the Bad Ideas thread
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RE: The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!)
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RE: Discourse 1.0
Finally, a solution to the Bugatti Veyron problem! (At top speed, the tyres will disintegrate in 15 minutes. But that's ok, because you'll run out of fuel in 10 minutes)
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RE: I'm A Grumpy Cat: An open letter to Alex
tufty said:
I haven't got the faintest clue where the "page" bounds areSure you do. Look at the scrollbar. When it reaches the bottom, more will load. (Versus having to find the tiny "load next page" button, move your mouse or finger to it, and click it.)
Except in this case, the "page" is what has been loaded. Because Discourse unpeels things further up (at least until the commit @sam mentioned goes live), the definition of the page is disconnected between Discourse and what the user expects.
Case in point, regarding search. I know Lorne used the word "biology" a few times in his post. Maybe I want to see who else used the word in this thread/topic/. As a user, because I haven't clicked any "Next Page" or "Page X" links, I expect everything I've just scrolled past to still be loaded (after all, I haven't left the page. A user would expect it to be like any other long article in a web page or document). But using the browser's built-in search returns no results.
As developers, we (I and others here from TDWTF) understand the technical reasons why the search returns no results, and why the unpeeling happens to not hog resources. But if a UI/UX design decision breaks standard, user-expected behaviour/convention (which the current implementation of infinite scrolling is), then it's undoubtedly the wrong decision and users are going to (perhaps rightfully) call your product shit.
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RE: Good job, SO
Better yet, if it's anything like Dicsource, you could wrap it in html comment tags and it would both pass the edited character counter and not be visible in the end result
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RE: Blakey is all better and has a job here's a funny picture
Point of contention, it would be covered under two of the commandments: adultery, and coveting your neighbour's wife.
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RE: Constant 503 errors make Dicsourse unusable, break infinite scrolling worse than it was already broken.
Now I realize that the purpose of this is likely to cause an immediate update to the notifications widget to let it know that you've read the post it was trying to notify you about. This really should be combined into the response from the Timings post, which would cut the necessary network traffic in half!
Is anyone else reminded of performing database queries on the MouseMove event?
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RE: No Youtube video will ever be watched more than 2,147,483,647 times...
http://what.thedailywtf.com/t/psy-broke-youtube/5260
already reported here today.
;-)
Already reported here today:
http://what.thedailywtf.com/t/no-youtube-video-will-ever-be-watched-more-than-2-147-483-647-times/5270/3?u=spencer
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RE: Why are cats immune to chemtrails?
Needs to be a badge for posting more than a determined percent in a topic with more than a certain number of posters.
Eg. "LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" awarded for posting more than 90% in a topic with 10 or more people
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RE: "My double life as a software developer... and luddite"
@steve_the_cynic
yeah, I could've had a reasonable, logical guess at all those things. But it was more fun to come up with the silliest-yet-still-believable answers I could. -
RE: So this appeared on my Twitter feed today
the ship is saved by a giant octopus named "Tentacles",
"saved"
Filed under: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going
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RE: Discourse ctrl+f search, even more useless than normal search
So, it used to be consistent but they decided consistency was bad and removed it from the topics list page?
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RE: DevDisasters - Out of Time
Loving the reviews given below the download link.