@ben_lubar said:@blakeyrat said:PTOParent-Teacher Orchestra?
Power Take-Off.
Polish Tourist Organisation
@ben_lubar said:@blakeyrat said:PTOParent-Teacher Orchestra?
Power Take-Off.
Polish Tourist Organisation
I'm pretty sure it's UNICOMP's logo: http://www.pckeyboard.com/
The Reasonable Ideas that Somebody Should Get Started On thread is :librandomarrows.so:
Same here. Busy week breaking discourse.
i can fix it on my end but it doesn't like something about that certificate that's gong to require me to turn off cert validation on my end.
Did you add the certificate chain as well? Comodo has an intermediate certificate that is required in some browsers.
Edit: The intermediate file would have been in the zip file and probably called what_thedailwtf_com.ca-bundle
You have no idea how hard it is to not gain at least 10 pounds every week around here.
We have the same problem. Monday we had a celebration (sales hit a milestone), and so we brought in BBQ, then had (really good, from some fancy bakery in Seattle) cake and ice cream. Naturally there were leftovers, so we've all been doing 4:30 ice cream this week. Then today someone brought in pastries for everyone.
Everyone who has ever started working here has gained 5-10 pounds in their first month.
If I do that, will I end up paying more on my AWS bill? If I can save a couple bucks a month, I'd rather just tell people to grin and bear it when it's slow to load.
If it's an EC2 instance, you're paying for the time the machine is spun up, regardless of what it's doing so you shouldn't have any extra bills.
My first thought after I read your first couple paragraphs was that your router is either running out of NAT table space or free ports on the WAN side. Rebooting clears the table/frees the ports and things work until it runs out of space again. What brand/model is it?
The traceroute log / ping reports don't bear out that theory, but the fact things are OK for a while after rebooting still suggests that it's an issue with your router.
Not only that, but she can't understand why her friends are afraid to take their kids to the park without plastering their faces first.
ECTTFY
All of Snohomish County requires emissions.
Negative: http://www.emissiontestwa.com/e/ZipCodes/Zip_codes07.pdf from here For example Monroe (98272), Sultan (98294) and Index (98256) are not on the list.
Last time I had my car inspected a very disgruntled worker made me get out of my car and stand inside a very small yellow square for 5 minutes while they plugged into the ODB-II port and did whatever else.
Yet another thing that makes me glad I moved to a Sufficiently Rural™ part of Snohomish County and don't have to deal with that crap anymore.
We know this one will be a bit painful but there is a bug with this build in which Win32 (desktop) apps won’t launch from the Start menu.
Core functionality broken, so SHIP IT ANYWAY! Did a discodev sneak in to Microsoft?
"We don't care, we don't have to. We're the phone companyMicrosoft."
That sounds like it's straight out of Raymond Chen's "Microspeak" section.
isitjustmeorisisitdownrightnowdown.com
@loopback0 said:
That's right - use one website checker to check another
Further investigation reveals it's definitely my isp. Same systam:
Maybe their wine was just a different color than ours:
<img src="/uploads/default/16982/7fcee693ba9d6af9.png" width="480" title='Red Green Show episode 270 the grapes of wrath">
You all have way too much time on your hands.
I'm in for $10.
Status: Just fired up the Windows 10 VM without checking available RAM first. Could barely move my mouse while 3GB was written out to swap space.
Isn't there a way to abstract some of this away? Perhaps by using some higher level abstraction library?
Yeah, that looks pretty generic and could probably be moved into a base class pretty easily. I assume the SQL looks something like SELECT * from table WHERE id=:id
, and the only thing that is different between classes is the name of the table.
@izzion, post:1, topic:8466, full:false said:
self::$getItemList = DBClass::connect()->prepare(*statement*)
That's the pattern I follow too. The only reason to keep $c around would be if you're going to do another query and DBClass doesn't keep the same connection open between calls to connect().
It is actually JavaScript, which I have to admit I'm not super familiar with. Point new guy.
My first look at the new guys code turned this up:
switch(true) {
case !decision.released:
And then while copying that to paste here, I noticed this pattern in that same ifcase block:
&& !!decision.viewed
I'm still trying to figure out if it's an extra ! or completely superfluous. Today is going to be a long day.
there's your sign...
Tell us he's a senior ninja dev.
He was applying for a junior-ish frontend position. We weren't expecting him to be amazing, but I figured he'd at least get through FizzBuzz and on to something harder. This took him 25 minutes.
No, it's PHP.
I told the candidate that he could use any language he wanted. After talking about his current project that uses a combination of Node.js and Ruby, he selected PHP.
His first step was to google how to do a loop.
Yes. Yes it does.
I'd give him credit for that if he hadn't had to google how to do the switch block.
I'll just leave this here.
function print100(){
for($i=1; $i<101; $i++){
echo $i;
if ($i!=0 && $i %3 == 0 && $i % 5 == 0){
$case = 0;
}
elseif ($i!=0 && $i % 3 == 0) {
$case = 1;
} elseif ($i!=0 && $i % 5 == 0){
$case = 2;
} else {
$case = 3;
}
switch ($case) {
case 0:
echo "FizzBuzz";
break;
case 1:
echo "Fizz";
break;
case 2:
echo "Buzz";
break;
case 3:
echo "";
break;
}
}
}
That's not discourse breaking the indentation, that's how he did it.
This afternoon on my way back from lunch, I was headed east on a 2-lane highway. There was absolutely no oncoming traffic, and no one behind me for at least 1000'. I was at the end of 4 or 5 cars.
A guy in a van waiting at a stop sign decided to cut me off, turning left into my lane just in front of me. He accelerated so hard that his trunk door flew open causing him to abort his turn and stop on the shoulder just in front of me.
Thanks, guy. You couldn't have waited another 5 seconds for me to pass?
Well, thanks to you guys I bought KSP on Saturday. Now I'm never going to get @RichardNixonBot finished.
One of the first things I did was kill poor Jeb because I forgot to put a parachute on his capsule. Oops.
If you can figure out how, go back and read all the original threads from May/June, when the Discodev team was still here, and @Matches only took a couple edits to get a link in a post.
Here's the one that gets me. >90 degree turn.
I like how if you follow the line they've painted showing you the curve to take, you still end up 45° from the direction of traffic.
Related: the person who slows down to 40mph for their exit when the see the 1-mile-warning sign.
Woo we just agreed to a business plan to roll out IE9 by November 1st.
In defense of your IT department, they've only had 3½ years to come up with the plan. This is a web browser we're talking about- it's not like there's an easy way to keep it up-to-date.
We switched to Fogbugz & Kiln from Bugzilla & Subversion about a year ago. It's a little expensive for what it does, but it's also vastly superior to Bugzilla. I think there's some integration between FB and Trello, but I've never tried it.
I've never tried JIRA, so I can't compare them.
I wish FB could do a better job of searching on a case's history- for example the other week I wanted to figure out how often dev X has their "resolved" cases reactivated by the QA team, but I couldn't find a reliable way to find that. I also wish that it could validate that a case actually meets the bugwriting guidelines. There is a webhook system, though, so I suppose I could write my own.
Filed under: @nagesh also likes Fogbugz, what's happening to my world?, no, support team, "the user got an error" isn't a detailed enough description of the problem
Somehow this class does not have access to its own private members!
#include "chastitybelt.h"
Don't leave us hanging.
*snicker*
I was tech support at the time, so I was really just doing myself a favor.
I once changed an AUTOEXEC.BAT file command from PROMPT=$P$G to PROMPT="RUNTIME ERROR IN 230, CALL SYSOP". The professor in charge of the lab wasn't able to run his demo program that day...
Back in the day when computers still sometimes had floppy drives but everyone had long since stopped using them, the administrative staff where I worked was moving in to a new building.
I found an old DOS boot floppy and a copy of Basic and whipped up some fake error screens. Each computer got a slightly different version. Mostly streams of silly text-mode error messages ("ERROR: Water in your disk drive") or fake blue-screens, all of which ended with "Remove the floppy disk from your drive and press ctrl-alt-delete".
The best one I did, after finding all my old DOS stuff including a graphics library, was a screen that looked almost exactly like Mac System 7. It even went through the happy mac loading screen, loaded some extensions and then showed the desktop. If the user tried to click anything, they got a bomb error (thus perfectly replicating System 7 *cough*).
They retaliated a couple months later by turning my office pink.
@Intercourse said:
Every time I have had a phone replaced by insurance it was usually at my door the next morning by 10am. Mildly inconvenient, but not a big deal.
This, plus T-Mobile has loaners. They're not shiny current-gen smartphones like this guy wanted, but they make calls and can send/receive texts, which is presumably the issue if you can't live without it for one afternoon/evening.
*tosses the koosh ball*
Is there a third distinct gender of humans now?
Gender? Absolutely. Sex? Sure, that too. The relation between sex and gender, and the possible values they can take? Not a road you want to go down unless you really really have to.
ETA: The road you don't want to go down is what to ask on a form, when you're not sure why you're collecting the data in the first place. We went in circles for a while, decided what we really should ask is "which bathroom do you use", then thew up our hands and went with what the national organization in our space collects. We did the same thing with Ethnicity.
Nope, it's going just very slowly
That happened to me to. Was taking 30-60 seconds just to trigger the next load. Then I finally got the sad face.
"One day ago" on mobile chrome. I've been trying to catch up in /t/1000, though, my activity is way higher than normal.
These days I'm back to my ridiculous nocturnal hours of 6am bedtime.
Holy crap, that's when I get in the car to head to work...
It could be, you just have to allow for sufficiently large values of "late".
@Abraham Lincoln said:
Thou shalt not not use Visual Studio.
Or, maybe Microsoft was trying to start the Evil Ideas Thread Did you at least submit your setup experiences?
SELinux contexts are invisible unless you remember to ls -Z
.
What Linux needs is a fourth file permissions system. Oh wait, apparmor.
Fifth! What Linux needs is a fifth file permissions system. Right now it's entirely too easy to not lock myself out of my files.
However, as long as we're on the topic of Linux permissions, let me introduce another WTF to the equation: Linux has asecondthird permissions system for the filesystem.
FTFY.
SELinux is enabled by default on some distributions, so people are using it (even if they don't know it). Has anyone ever actually used the ACL system?
@Captain said:Emacs. Now there's a contemptible user interface
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