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RE: Write your own obituary tagline
Not quite a tag line, but this obit is savage AF.
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RE: In other news today...
@boomzilla Wait, different kids have different reactions to different things, and one size doesn't fit all?
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RE: The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
Bartender says to the rabbit, "What are you doing here?"
The rabbit replies, "I'm here only because of autocorrect."
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RE: The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
Why does the Norwegian Navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships?
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RE: In other news today...
@topspin said in In other news today...:
found no signs of misuse
It's easy to find no signs of misuse if you don't even bother to look.
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RE: The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
The reopening of Lego stores was a big deal this year.
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RE: Things that remind you of WDTWTF members
@Zecc Ah yes, the Clear-the-Roomba.
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RE: In other news today...
It's from a few months ago, but I think I found a distant relative of @Polygeekery:
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RE: I have to work with you, I don't want to have to pretend I like you.
@lucas1 said in I have to work with you, I don't want to have to pretend I like you.:
having a piss in the corridor
That should take care of it then.
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RE: The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
I don't know why Marvel hasn't tried to put ads on the Hulk.
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RE: Telstra: The Vortex of Incompetence
"My phone doesn't work!"
Mobile? That's different.
CLOSED, DOIN_IT_RONG
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RE: In other news today...
Please, tell me again why hundreds if not thousands in the medical industry aren't under indictment for violations of 15 USC 1...
The hospital costs of the American medical system are so high that it made financial sense for both a highly trained orthopedist from Milwaukee and a patient from Mississippi to leave the country and meet at an upscale private Mexican hospital for the surgery.
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RE: The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
What's the Belt of Orion?
A big waist of space.I give that joke three stars, personally.
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RE: A.I. gone wrong...
Does this fit with the thread topic?
Something strange – and dangerous – happened to me the other day while I was out test-driving a new Toyota Prius.
The car decided it was time to stop. In the middle of the road. For reasons known only to the emperor.
Or the software.
I found myself parked in the middle of the road – with traffic not parked coming up behind me, fast. Other drivers were probably were wondering why that idiot in the Prius had decided to stop in the middle of the road.
But it wasn’t me. I was just the meatsack behind the wheel. The Prius was driving.
Well, stopping.
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RE: I think this settles the debate for who is the coolest tech billionaire
At least one restriction in the underwater portions is barely large enough for a human to squeeze through, let alone a "kid-sized sub." The
recoveryrescue is already underway anyway. So, like just about all other pontifications by St. Elon, it's fucking useless. -
WTF is this shit?
Is it a database of badthinkers or what?
The Department of Homeland Security wants to track the comings and going of journalists, bloggers and other “media influencers” through a database.
The DHS’s “Media Monitoring” plan, which was first reported by FedBizOpps.gov, would give the contracting company “24/7 access to a password protected, media influencer database, including journalists, editors, correspondents, social media influencers, bloggers etc.” in order to “identify any and all media coverage related to the Department of Homeland Security or a particular event.”
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RE: Internet access in rural America and StraightTalk Wireless WTF
@Polygeekery said in Internet access in rural America and StraightTalk Wireless WTF:
@mikehurley said in Internet access in rural America and StraightTalk Wireless WTF:
Why not just stay disconnected? You're on vacation.
I don't always have that option. I was hoping to be able to, but something came up that required my attention.
Right, because your work involves listening to music and watching RedTube.
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Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama?
You don't turn your back on family. -
RE: In other news today...
@hungrier said in In other news today...:
Well, I guess things went pear-shaped for them, didn't they?
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RE: UI Bites
@Zerosquare said in UI Bites:
the tolls were supposed to be temporary to recoup the construction costs
New York state ran a similar scam with the Thruway, an expressway that runs east-west from one end of the state to the other. The tolls were supposed to end in 1996, roughly forty years after the highway opened, but naturally the state gummint got addicted to the revenue.
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RE: Driving Anti-Patterns - Necro Edition
@blek The driver is one lucky bastard:
The driver who cut him off is possibly also a lucky bastard for not getting the poles up his (or her) ass...
In any event, if you think your straps are tight enough, crank them down further.
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RE: The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
Why did the cows keep returning to the hemp field?
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RE: Facebook's Scary "Find a Friend" Algorithm
@the_quiet_one No. @blek is saying that the people you "know" agreed to have their data rifled through.
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RE: The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
Abraham was the smartest person in the Bible. He knew a Lot.
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RE: Jokes Jokes Jokes
Necro!
A Holocaust survivor dies of old age and goes to Heaven. He tells God a Holocaust joke. God says, "That's not funny." The Holocaust survivor says, "I guess you had to be there."
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RE: The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
Why does it cost $1.50 to put air in your tires?
Inflation. -
RE: Neighbors are TR:wtf:
@Luhmann said in Neighbors are TR:
@Polygeekery said in Neighbors are TR:
That's the way things should be with neighbors.
Trimming the bush together?
Dear Penthouse...