@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Of course it’s a transporter malfunction, damn thing’s buggier than Windows 2364.
That's one of the things that always made me laugh about all of the Star Trek series.
It's a couple hundred years in the future, they are zooming around the galaxy in huge starships, loaded with amazing tech, capable of traveling many times faster than the speed of light, and yet, all of their tech is constantly breaking and has the reliability of a 1971 Ford Pinto.