@ask_compu said in Rate my build:
@Tsaukpaetra guessing the imaging software won't do linux?
Not linux hardware. CLOSED_WONT_FIX
@ask_compu said in Rate my build:
@Tsaukpaetra guessing the imaging software won't do linux?
Not linux hardware. CLOSED_WONT_FIX
@AlexMedia said in Samsung, bunch of *****:
@pie_flavor said in Samsung, bunch of *****:
Samsung Experience was shit. If people thought it was good then I'd really hate to see TouchWiz.
What didn't you like about Samsung Experience?
Probably the Samsung part.
You're all wrong. Use Brainf*ck. Solves all problems by making the programmer quit.
@kazitor said in <del>Word</del><ins>Botnet</ins>Press identified.:
Another reason to be ashamed I have a WordPress site. (I'm moving to a different platform "soon", okay?)
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@blakeyrat said in It's kind of a bug tracker:
(That said, I do agree that GitHub
's issue trackersucks shit.)
FTFY.
@boomzilla I beg to differ. I can use my typewriter to type code (along with white out to correct errors), scan it, open it in MSPaint and compile!
Think of the productivity!
Especially if this gets running under Dawn!
@Kian said in The ultimate ide:
In a world that keeps trying to bring back the tools available in 1973, these guys are pushing the envelope and creating new ways to develop and share code.
Might try to contribute a wooden table plugin for it.
But does it work on Dawn...
Anime: Gunsmith Cats...
Anyway, this discussion as made me realize that we MUST DO THE FOLLOWING:
MIGRATE FORUM TO DISCOURSE RUNNING UNDER DAWN!
@Ben-L Start the migration! More performant forum on the way!
@ben_lubar Ass Weasel! Ass Weasel! Ass Weasel!
@anonymous234 No, they invented Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité. No freedom, just beheadings...
I can’t wait for git to be bought by Oracle.... that will up the fuckery level by 100....
Give me BSD any day. Linus torvolds is a proven dick... eg git. Fuck that too. I’m old enough to have booted minix via floppy disks.
Fuck Linux with a large purple dildo. Repeat, lather, rinse.
My Google fu is failing me.
Give me a B, give me an A, give me a B, give me a Y. What does it spell? What does it spell? WHAT DOES IT SPELL?
@pie_flavor Jeff Atwood is God Satan Sociopath Spawn of Captain Spaulding and Baby
(obligatory House of 1000 Corpses reference)
While reading a sleep apnea forum post, I learned that nipple cream is good for nasal pillows.
Wait, @Ben-L is that old? Or am I confusing another @boomzilla alt?
@RaceProUK we use ABC PDF by web super goo, not free or cheap, I think we have the enterprise license, just under $5K.
Quote:
After I left Stack Overflow in 2012, people would sometimes ask me for advice. I must know what I'm doing, since I was successful, right? Well, I don't know about that… but I do know that the best way to succeed in what you're doing is not to ask some fancy "expert" like me, but to ask your customers, your fans, your users, your patrons, your .. own community!
Huh... Must have missed that one.
@acalia ...
Damn it, why does mobile fill in the name correctly when I type it...
@Karla and all, I got my current job via a recruiter that happened to blind call me if I remember correctly. That was 10 years ago, and I'm still there. Been quite happy, and would do it again if I wasn't so happy with my current job.
I still don't understand github. Sounds and smells like crap. I'm quite happy with SVN.
True, but still, the town I grew up in was mostly natives (at least for the kids I went to school with; the parents were all transplants because of Cape Canaveral, including mine).
I'll never forget the difference between a Saturn IV and space shuttle... you could FEEL the Saturn IV when it launched, space shuttle was more of a bottle rocket that rotated after launch.
Crap, I hope @blakeyrat is back. I kind of ignored the new MST3K thing, but now I think I'll have to look at it... I loved the original, mostly liked the second. But if @blakeyrat mentions it I'll pay attention.
Can someone rename this topic to Tech stack crapup? Makes more sense...
Yes. I grew up in (maybe) the south (Florida, so lots of northerners).
@loopback0 said in Silicon Valley’s $400 Juicer May Be Feeling the Squeeze:
Fucking hell. It's fruit and a blender - how the fuck did people invest mega dollars for something that makes combining fruit and a blender difficult.
Actually, it is neither. It squeezes pre-juiced crap from a bag.
@Perverted_Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
dildo-bat?
Hmmm.... An extra special kind of Clue-Bat?
@RaceProUK said in Where @ben_lubar 's next paycheck is going:
Now I know, and knowledge is voltage times current.
Watt?
@blek said in In other news today...:
@blek Ha, found it. Obviously it's in another language but you don't really need to understand what the "reporter" is saying.
OMG! No safety googles!
@Tsaukpaetra said in In other news today...:
@RaceProUK said in In other news today...:
@antiquarian said in In other news today...:
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