The ultimate ide
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In a world that keeps trying to bring back the tools available in 1973, these guys are pushing the envelope and creating new ways to develop and share code.
Might try to contribute a wooden table plugin for it.
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Superiority
It's not Eclipse.
just run the jar
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@Kian Apparently it was created for SpigotMC, which is pretty much one of the few places where I'd expect someone to actually use it, unironically.
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They said:
auto competition
I'm stealing that.
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@Zecc my favorite bit is the "sometimes 99%" accuracy when parsing the code.
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@Kian said in The ultimate ide:
In a world that keeps trying to bring back the tools available in 1973, these guys are pushing the envelope and creating new ways to develop and share code.
Might try to contribute a wooden table plugin for it.
But does it work on Dawn...
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I'm waiting for the SSDS version so I can put all my programs in one image.
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@boomzilla said in The ultimate ide:
I'm waiting for the SSDS version so I can put all my programs in one image.
You'll find all kinds of interesting
artifactssky creatures if your index file is subject to random-random OCR errors.
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@Kian said in The ultimate ide:
Might try to contribute a wooden table plugin for it.
Sounds like a great idea, but it has to be a real photo of a wooden table, not cheap digital composition.
Maybe you could implement it with Amazon Mechanical Turk.
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I tried to download the installer, but Windows apparently doesn't know what a "Jar Files" is out of the box. I think its broken.
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@Tsaukpaetra You can rename it to a .zip file and then marvel at how it still won't work.
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@Zecc said in The ultimate ide:
@Tsaukpaetra You can rename it to a .zip file and then marvel at how it still won't work.
Not to mention .com or .exe or .msi, the things installers usually come as...
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@Tsaukpaetra I meant how .jar files are actually .zip files, but you'd still be unable to run the class files in them. But sure.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The ultimate ide:
I tried to download the installer, but Windows apparently doesn't know what a "Jar Files" is out of the box. I think its broken.
It's a test. "If you can't install Java or don't know the command line for launching a JAR on it (
java -jar p:\ath\to\jarfile.jar), you have no business using an IDE".
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@Medinoc to be fair, no one really has any business running this IDE.
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@boomzilla I beg to differ. I can use my typewriter to type code (along with white out to correct errors), scan it, open it in MSPaint and compile!
Think of the productivity!
Especially if this gets running under Dawn!
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@CHUDbert I'm not saying that some people don't deserve to use it.
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@Tsaukpaetra Right, because Java totally uses those things.
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@pie_flavor said in The ultimate ide:
@Tsaukpaetra Right, because Java totally uses those things.
It might use
.exeon Windows.
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This reminds me of the OMGWTF calculator contest. I think someone even had an OCR implementation that was a runner up (or perhaps was even the winner, I forgot)
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@pie_flavor said in The ultimate ide:
@Tsaukpaetra Right, because Java totally uses those things.
If I to to Oracle's website and click the button to download the installer, what do I get?
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@Tsaukpaetra The installer for Java. Not a Java-based installer.
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@The_Quiet_One I DMed Alex asking for the links to the submissions, since all of them were dead, but I haven't received response in a year.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The ultimate ide:
If I to to Oracle's website and click the button to download the installer, what do I get?
Pain
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@pie_flavor said in The ultimate ide:
@Tsaukpaetra The installer for Java. Not a Java-based installer.
Most other Java based applications I download on Windows similarly come in a .exe. Usually in some install4j package.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The ultimate ide:
If I to to Oracle's website and click the button to download the installer, what do I get?
A big bill?
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@Tsaukpaetra And that makes them Windows-only, rather than Java's 'write once,
crashrun everywhere' idea.
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@pie_flavor said in The ultimate ide:
@Tsaukpaetra And that makes them Windows-only, rather than Java's 'write once,
crashrun everywhere' idea.Well I suppose you should go out to all of them and tell them they're doing it wrong.
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@Tsaukpaetra The point is that you should know what to do with a JAR file.
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@pie_flavor said in The ultimate ide:
@Tsaukpaetra The point is that you should know what to do with a JAR file.
In the same way I should know what to do with a bin file?
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@Tsaukpaetra Are bin files typically executable?
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@pie_flavor said in The ultimate ide:
@Tsaukpaetra Are bin files typically executable?
I use them to run entire operating systems, so from a certain point of view, yes.
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@pie_flavor said in The ultimate ide:
@Tsaukpaetra Are bin files typically executable?
Depends on what kind of files you delete more often.
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@Tsaukpaetra And from another, marginally more accurate point of view, no. Bootable != executable.
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@pie_flavor said in The ultimate ide:
@Tsaukpaetra And from another, marginally more accurate point of view, no. Bootable != executable.
What is booting but loading machine code into RAM and executing it?
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@Tsaukpaetra ... ok? Consistent terminology has never been a strong point in the field of computers. A bootable file is something that the machine can run; an executable file is something the OS or another program can run.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The ultimate ide:
What is booting but loading machine code into RAM and executing it?
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@pie_flavor said in The ultimate ide:
A bootable file is something that the machine can run; an executable file is something the OS or another program can run.
You're saying a bootable file is not an executable file?
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@TimeBandit said in The ultimate ide:
@pie_flavor said in The ultimate ide:
A bootable file is something that the machine can run; an executable file is something the OS or another program can run.
You're saying a bootable file is not an executable file?
Is a file full of NOPs considered executable or not?
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@mott555 said in The ultimate ide:
@TimeBandit said in The ultimate ide:
@pie_flavor said in The ultimate ide:
A bootable file is something that the machine can run; an executable file is something the OS or another program can run.
You're saying a bootable file is not an executable file?
Is a file full of NOPs considered executable or not?
"Do nothing fast!" or what?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The ultimate ide:
@pie_flavor said in The ultimate ide:
@Tsaukpaetra Right, because Java totally uses those things.
If I to to Oracle's website and click the button to download the installer, what do I get?
A big fat lawsuit for violating their copyright, you monster.
Just because they make something public with a license that explicitly says you can use it for anything doesn't mean you can use it for anything.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The ultimate ide:
I
hashad a sorry....In accordance with the settlement terms of the lawsuit filed on behalf of the Oracle Corporation Inc. against @Tsaukpaetra and United States intellectual property laws, you are hereby required to forfeit within twenty-four (24) all sorries on your person to the Oracle Corporation
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@bb36e said in The ultimate ide:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The ultimate ide:
I
hashad a sorry....In accordance with the settlement terms of the lawsuit filed on behalf of the Oracle Corporation Inc. against @Tsaukpaetra and United States intellectual property laws, you are hereby required to forfeit within twenty-four (24) all sorries on your person to the Oracle Corporation
Damn, I already gave them away... Will you take fucks instead? I still have a few of those...
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@Placeholder I'm not sure if it's a bad thing I feel pleased at the notion that Oracle will have no more progeny....
Oh wait, it was talking about the field, not the fucks...
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@pie_flavor said in The ultimate ide:
@Tsaukpaetra And that makes them Windows-only, rather than Java's 'write once,
crashrun everywhere' idea.It really depends on what instructions you give to install4j; it'll build installer packages for multiple OSs if you ask it right, which might or might not include a Java runtime (not necessarily Oracle's one either; I'd advise openjdk more for deployment nowadays).
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The ultimate ide:
@pie_flavor said in The ultimate ide:
@Tsaukpaetra Right, because Java totally uses those things.
If I to to Oracle's website and click the button to download the installer, what do I get?
You get the notification that you have not agreed to the license agreement. It is possible to agree to that with a script but it is a pain in the ass.
