What happened?
At least we're not mentioning you every single time we post, unlike @blakeyrat.
What happened?
At least we're not mentioning you every single time we post, unlike @blakeyrat.
I swear I didn't send @blakeyrat nearly that much.
On the contrary I've been quite tame about my posting specifically not to vomit too many posts that way.
"Drinks machine's down the corridor, monkey-man"
Never mind that it produces something that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
Yes, I appreciate a good brew myself. My excuse is that I'm English.
for those unfortunate enough to have been born into ignorance and not know what adjectives are, probably as a result of being born in the UK and hence having no understanding of english, an adjective is a word used to describe something. for example: "sexy", "dirty", "painful", "deep", "tender", "forceful"
Filed Under: <a>possible erofic quotes
Well, shit, it's only taken almost 31 years of existence for me to discover what an adjective is, seeing how I live in the uncharted backwaters of the world known as the UK.
Oh wait. That was a painful level of sarcasm, applied in a tender response to a forceful and dirty example of how not to be sexy.
Also, the irony that such a bot would almost certainly end up making a clbuttic mistake in trying to address adjectives as opposed to adverbs (and let's not get started on the other linguistic contortions like gerunds) on this site of all places...
I would appreciate the beauty of that irony, however, as well as the amusement I would derive from such a bot on this site, but I lack the elemental force of desire to make it so, because while I have been known to quote Shakespare on occasion with a sexy English voice, I'm not Patrick Stewart.
You do know that Powershell is a thing, right?
The offers were gone fast, faster than you could believe?
I approve of all of the Monty Python related humour.
As for TalkieToaster bot, we don't want any toast...
It's funny how in other places, I am the big bad ogre everyone has to be warned against.
But there's nothing to be afraid of here.
I know it was. However, I keep following him around and liking his posts
It could be so much worse. You could be observing @algorythmics' personal life. Mine is quite tame by comparison.
I've found this thread interesting and hilarious since it went full TDWTF.
Also, @mott555 - are you sure I'm not a bot myself?
I could be like Data. OH SHIT THAT WILL GIVE SOMEONE IDEAS----
More than that.
If nothing else you have: Encounter At Farpoint, The Naked Now, Code of Honor, Justice, The Battle, Hide And Q, Angel One, fairly sure she's in Too Short A Season, The Arsenal of Freedom, of course Skin of Evil, with appearances in Yesterday's Enterprise and All Good Things.
And likely more minor appearances in most of the rest of the first season.
Chrome's dictionary (en-gb) accepts journalling as a word.
If you want to play a game on MS DOS fucking play an MS DOS game.
I have, but I wouldn't tend to expect someone to successfully fart into their own bloodstream, so it would be difficult for me to make such a reference.bleeding into ones fart's however, I am very familiar with.
wt actual f.
Status: Having had a fantastic multi-hour voice chat, having unwound so much tension and can now proceed to have an awesome evening of productivity.
Status: had a day that started out sucky, went a bit downhill, then went seven shades of awesome.
Now I have to do some work.
I approve of this pedantry. I do not approve of it sufficiently to flag it however.
Yes, we noticed. I literally do not have a sense of smell and I smelt your odour on the wind.
Next you'll be telling me it's environmentally friendly because it's natural gas.
It looks like relatively dense plastic, so I was thinking it would be better for throwing.
Now that is a good idea.
I have to admit once I get a few things sorted out in my life I'm seriously looking at Patreon for an endeavour I have going on.
I'd offer you a glimpse into my psyche but I already had a morning of that pouring it out in front of a head doctor today, and I would rather not repeat that thankyouverymuch.
But what else? You wouldn't suggest Oracle Motivation, would you?
Two words for you.
LOTUS. NOTES.
Indeed. It was one of Erik's less terrible efforts, I thought.
At least it's not the fucking windmills.
Yes, yes, I know. I'm pointing out that Human Heat Sink was less terrible and that the fucking windmills were more terrible. Hanzo in the night is more... tragicomic.
ohnoes! Whatever will I do about that!
Read 1/4 of the posts here, like 20 posts or something every so often, receive 20 or so likes every so often? And be here 50 out of the last 100 days.
that sounds suspiciously like effort!
But the rewards are... possibly maybe worth it. The ability to egregiously abuse topic titles certainly is.
I believe pendantry was a thing here before you mentioned it, dear.
But I am sure I will hear about this later?
Ask @antiquarian, he's the one who started trying to point out a more appropriate topic.
So, more flagging for pendantry required?
I think you'll find test match cricket is more about stopping the ball hitting the three little sticks and occasionally nudging it away from the opposition players then scampering down to the other set of sticks. For 5 days with regular meal and tea breaks.Played well, it's just about the greatest sport there is but you need to have grown up watching it to have any chance of feeling that way.
And let us not forget that it is a freakish racial memory that the rest of the universe shuns us for, for 'tis but a memory of the Wikkit gate, sealing the Krikkits in their Slo-Time envelope.
That didn't sound like a PDA to me, just an observation.
I was going more on 'shouldn't this really be a question' or 'isn't this a bit TMI for this thread' given the way things seem to go around here.
Meanwhile, status: fighting with code dragons of scary.
Filed under: we apologize for this unplanned interrupt in the funny. morning coffee now applied, all systems operational.
I read that as mourning coffee and wondered what had died to make the coffee so upset. Perhaps I too need more caffeine.
Honestly, I'm the victim here. Getting trolled by you people and your horrible posts.
Don't give us that bullshit, you know you love it
I think you've actually read more posts than me at this stage.
I'd send you a picture of my other pet, but the amount of mindbleech you'd need might not be easy to obtain.
Careful, dear, we don't want to scare the nice forum people.
Also: WTF? Am I missing some innuendo? What pet are you having?
No. Yes. Well... I'd have thought it was kind of obvious by now...
I am most definitely human. However... this does not necessarily preclude other criteria or definitions.
I suspect it's because they misread the question like I did originally as 'which is the worst of the worst'.
I'm more curious who voted Java.
See, I actually voted PHP first then thought... nah, that can't be right...