A very important poll 4 u



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  • A 26 mile run round Stargate Atlantis?



  • @PJH said:

    A 26 mile run round Stargate Atlantis?

    You are very close!



  • Community Server has polls?!



  • @Spectre said:

    Community Server has polls?!
    Yes.  It's one of the tabs when you create a new thread.  Sadly, I don't think you can do it in a reply.  I don't know whether it works with the plain text editor.



  • @dhromed said:

    @PJH said:

    A 26 mile run round Stargate Atlantis?

    You are very close!

    Oh, a 26.2 mile run.



  • @bstorer said:

    Oh, a 26.2 mile run.
     

    No, a little less fewer, actually. You know those ground connections? It's just annoying to run around their consoles, so I just go right by the door instead of outside.



  • @dhromed said:

    I just go right by the door instead of outside.
    Oh, I know this one!  Things btk does to avoid public exposure laws?



  •  You misspelled "gay" and "gayer".



  • @morbiuswilters said:

     You misspelled "gay" and "gayer".

    And where's the CowboyNeal option?



  • Why is this poll showing mostly BAD?

    Seriously, which of you fuckers is soliciting a nightly visit by me and my trusty machete? HM?

    Man, who do you have to ban to get some respect around here?



  • @dhromed said:

    Why is this poll showing mostly BAD?

    Seriously, which of you fuckers is soliciting a nightly visit by me and my trusty machete? HM?

    Man, who do you have to ban to get some respect around here?

    I ain't a skeered a you!

    But seriously, never come to Ohio or there will be consequences



  • @belgariontheking said:

    But seriously, never come to Ohio or there will be consequences
     

    We will cross machetes.



  • @dhromed said:

    Man, who do you have to ban to get some respect around here?
    I have a whole list.  It's a little long to publish here, but I have a text file containing all the names.  I could email it to you, but it's about 190 GB.  Luckily I know I piece of software to search it.



  • @bstorer said:

    it's about 190 GB
     

    That's the entire world population with the average name length coming in at ~30 single-byte characters.

     

    Why am I not surprised.



  • @dhromed said:

    @bstorer said:

    it's about 190 GB
     

    That's the entire world population with the average name length coming in at ~30 single-byte characters.

     

    Why am I not surprised.

    There may be some fictional characters on there, too.



  • @belgariontheking said:

    I ain't a skeered a you!

    But seriously, never come to Ohio or there will be consequences

    BTK, I've got your back.  We'll get the crew together to take him on.  We'll fight via a meticulously choreographed dance number that looks like it should belong in Grease 2.

    Dhromed cower in fear before your enemies (attached to this post in jpg format)  Props if you can guess who is who in the photo

    @dhromed said:

    Why is this poll showing mostly BAD?

    Seriously, which of you fuckers is soliciting a nightly visit by me and my trusty machete? HM?

    Man, who do you have to ban to get some respect around here?

    Because Stargate sucks as much as anything in taiwan.



  • @bstorer said:

    @Spectre said:

    Community Server has polls?!
    Yes.  It's one of the tabs when you create a new thread.  Sadly, I don't think you can do it in a reply.  I don't know whether it works with the plain text editor.

     

    I've never seen the "create a poll" tab so I looked around and apparently I'm not allowed to create polls.  I don't really care, but I'm curious what the requirements are to obtain permission.

     

     



  • @El_Heffe said:

    I've never seen the "create a poll" tab so I looked around and apparently I'm not allowed to create polls.  I don't really care, but I'm curious what the requirements are to obtain permission.
    It's a mod power apparently.



  • @galgorah said:

    Props if you can guess who is who in the photo
     

    I'm unable to connect these people to an identity.

    @galgorah said:

    Because Stargate sucks as much as anything in taiwan.

    1. Stargat doesn't suck. No you.

    2. What does Taiwan have to do with it?

     



  • @dhromed said:

    I'm unable to connect these people to an identity.

    One of them is me.  the other 2 are fellow mods. 

    @dhromed said:

    1. Stargat doesn't suck. No you.

    2. What does Taiwan have to do with it?

    Stargate is quite possibly one of the worst series I have ever had the misfortune to see.  Worse even than the Dracula sitcom that was made in the early 90's.  As for taiwan.  Just ask yourself why plenty of business men go there each year and get subsequently arrested.



  • @dhromed said:

    @galgorah said:

    Props if you can guess who is who in the photo
     

    I'm unable to connect these people to an identity.

    Just go based on how gay they look, which is objectively very, very gay.  Then, think about the gayest people on these forums.  After discounting yourself -- as you'd probably recognize your own image, or at least recall the event in question -- you should be able to work out who they are.



  • @bstorer said:

    recall the event in question
     

    I am unaware of an event ever taking place, actually.

    But, my gay list currently contains: galgorah (by his own admission), bstorer, btk, and morbius.

    It is a matter of excluding one.

    As I just received word that morbius lives in Boston, I must exclude either bstorer or btk. Since it was btk who provided the aforementioned word, I exclude bstorer.

    That leaves the sequence in which these men appear in the photograph.

    An earlier avatar of galgorah showed him to possess a thinnish head, and therefore I hypothesise for the time being that the rightmost person is, in fact, galgorah.

    As for the rest, I cannot do anything but guess. I guess:

     

    morbius - BTK - galgorah.

     

    Dayum, morbs, you're a pudgy hobbit, aren't you?

    I suppose I'm totally off, but hey, I'm going to receive the answer anyway, so who cares, right? :D :D :D



  • @galgorah said:

    Stargate is quite possibly one of the worst series I have ever had the misfortune to see.
     

    I love Stargate.

    I also love Stargate: Atlantis, which is a spin-off, in case you didn't know.



  • @dhromed said:

    But, my gay list currently contains: galgorah (by his own admission), bstorer, btk, and morbius.

    when did I admit to this?  I'm actually straight. men just aren't my thing.

    @dhromed said:

    That leaves the sequence in which these men appear in the photograph.

    An earlier avatar of galgorah showed him to possess a thinnish head, and therefore I hypothesise for the time being that the rightmost person is, in fact, galgorah.

    Correct

    @dhromed said:

    As for the rest, I cannot do anything but guess. I guess:

    morbius - BTK - galgorah.

    I'll let btk and morbs tell you wether or not you've guessed right. 



  • @dhromed said:

    Dayum, morbs, you're a pudgy hobbit, aren't you?

    You cocksucker (in the bad way, not the cute way).  We're standing on an incline (I think), which is why I appear shorter.  I'm actually 7 foot tall.  Also, if you look closely you can see that btk has a pole shoved up his ass.



  • @dhromed said:

    But, my gay list currently contains: galgorah (by his own admission), bstorer, btk, and morbius.

    I'M NOT GAY; I'M JUST BIG-BONED!  Oh, wait, I'm mixing up my panicked retorts to criticism.  I'M NOT GAY; I JUST HAVEN'T HIT PUBERTY YET!  No, that's not it either.  I'M NOT GAY; I WAS JUST SWIMMING IN A COLD POOL!  Damn!  I am off my game today.  I'M NOT GAY; SHE SWORE SHE WAS 18!  You know what?  I give up.



  • @bstorer said:

    @dhromed said:

    But, my gay list currently contains: galgorah (by his own admission), bstorer, btk, and morbius.

    I'M NOT GAY; I'M JUST BIG-BONED!  Oh, wait, I'm mixing up my panicked retorts to criticism.  I'M NOT GAY; I JUST HAVEN'T HIT PUBERTY YET!  No, that's not it either.  I'M NOT GAY; I WAS JUST SWIMMING IN A COLD POOL!  Damn!  I am off my game today.  I'M NOT GAY; SHE SWORE SHE WAS 18!  You know what?  I give up.

    How could you forget I INHERITED ALL OF THESE PROBLEMS FROM THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION!



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @bstorer said:

    @dhromed said:

    But, my gay list currently contains: galgorah (by his own admission), bstorer, btk, and morbius.

    I'M NOT GAY; I'M JUST BIG-BONED!  Oh, wait, I'm mixing up my panicked retorts to criticism.  I'M NOT GAY; I JUST HAVEN'T HIT PUBERTY YET!  No, that's not it either.  I'M NOT GAY; I WAS JUST SWIMMING IN A COLD POOL!  Damn!  I am off my game today.  I'M NOT GAY; SHE SWORE SHE WAS 18!  You know what?  I give up.

    How could you forget I INHERITED ALL OF THESE PROBLEMS FROM THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION!

    THE DEMMY'CRATS TURNED ME GAY WITH THEIR SOCIALISM!



  • @bstorer said:

    I'M NOT GAY; I'M JUST BIG-BONED!

    You're not gay, you just have a feminine way about you.



  • @dhromed said:

    @bstorer said:

    I'M NOT GAY; I'M JUST BIG-BONED!

    You're not gay, you just have a feminine way about you.

    If he's feminine, then it means you aren't gay, either!



  • I'm very happy for myself that I got it right.

     It was actually a half-guess. The cigarette was a strong hint, and BTK has a kidn of poseur avatar.

    Anyway, I made y'all real pretty. Samuel Adams, too.




  • @dhromed said:

    Anyway, I made y'all real pretty. Samuel Adams, too.

    you should do something about the gaping hole behind morbs as well.



  • @dhromed said:

    Anyway, I made y'all real pretty. Samuel Adams, too.
    But where are the dicks?



  • @bstorer said:

    But where are the dicks?

    It's like I don't even know you anymore.

     

    Perhaps...

    snif

    Perhaps, it's like you know me a bit more.

    snrf


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