@boomzilla Dammit, I leave for ~150 million seconds and you have more posts than me.
morbiuswilters
@morbiuswilters
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The Real Slim Wilters
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RE: The Real Slim Wilters
@jinpa The trick is to have no life and borderline psychological issues which prevent you from leaving your home.
Back in the day I single-handedly flamed three or four small European nations into submission here, including France.
They called me crazy, but now the EU's stablest country is Slovakia!
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RE: The Real Slim Wilters
@Gąska said in Both true and utterly unhelpfully misleading:
I can't figure out why you're even saying all that. I don't know where you're serious and where you're blatantly lying. I'm not even able to tell whether you've understood what I was talking about. Very fine troll. 10/10 would read again.
And this is different than the other 13k posts I've made here.. how?
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RE: The Real Slim Wilters
@Gąska Oh, wait, you're Polandish.
Aloha, I am from the American South (henceforth "Dixie") which is the Poland of America: proud, drunk, defeated by foreign aggressors, humble, plotting revenge against those who have insulted our honor.
I live in the Radom of America. (I actually know people in Radom so this analogy is going to go really well.)
We like beer and blowing things up. I think we might have more guns and more tragically alcoholic world-renowned literary figures than you, but I also know y'all kept a bunch of Kalashnikovs after the Wall fell, so..
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RE: Less than 24 hours and I already created an XSS exploit for Intercourse
This is great. If you can find any more exploits let us know. @morbiuswilters PM me with your mailing address if you want a letter bomb stickers.
I must say, I did not expect this. @sam fixed the bug quickly and you coming in and commenting--and having such a good sense of humor about it all--has increased my respect for you guys.
Given that you guys are being so responsive and that Alex is framing this as a "beta test" experience, I'm willing to give you all the benefit of the doubt.
Truthfully, being the forum software for a site dedicated to viciously mocking all software is like being the caterer to an Irritable Bowel Syndrome convention--even if you do a good job, you are going to hear a lot of shit.
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RE: The Real Slim Wilters
@Gąska said in Both true and utterly unhelpfully misleading:
It's not like it made a big difference there, with signature guys and all.
Signature Guy was an inside job. We knew about it and we permitted it.
@Gąska said in Both true and utterly unhelpfully misleading:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "was" is.
It's like I tell the judge: when I say "was" that's just the complex electrochemical processes in my neurons ejaculating structured information. Sometimes the provability--even plausibility--of the statements made by those electrochemical processes are impaired by complex, social constructs like "manufactured consensus reality", "non-Euclidean epistemologies", "Heidegger's ruminations on Being and Time", and "how many cases of Natty Lite I had before the alleged 'driving-my-pickup-into-the-wall-of-the-liquor-store' incident."
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RE: The Real Slim Wilters
Was: 931
Now: 933Based on my ability to read non-verbal cues in your post, I assume it has to do with upvotes?
Although I did also just finish off two investment bankers from Macau, so my Handy Hypothesis stands.
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RE: The Real Slim Wilters
@HardwareGeek I used to be an admin.
Back on Community Server.
Of course, those were the Old Days. Back when Internet forums were about Community and not the rapid-fire, Grindr-like experience of modern Internet forums, like Intercourse.
It's okay, I'm not bitter. It's like being a pre-21st Century President: there was dignity in it back then.
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RE: Researcher Scans All IP Addresses of Austria
@El_Heffe masscan can scan lots of IPs much quicker than that.
How hard is it to even scan all of Austria? I know they look huge on a map, but the big interior section is just full of kangaroos.
The population is, like, 18 people and they all live on the coasts and if you keep them away from Foster's for a few hours you could just personally interrogate each Austrian if they're running any interesting, unsecured Internet services and they'd tell you so they could regain access to that sweet, sweet antipodean elixir.
God help anyone who invests in an Austrian cryptocurrency because the keys for that wallet are either going to be blurted out before the first shrimp hit the barbie or will end up going to the bottom of our stingray-infested oceans.
Latest posts made by morbiuswilters
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RE: Researcher Scans All IP Addresses of Austria
@TwelveBaud said in Researcher Scans All IP Addresses of Austria:
Also, we're talking about that little strip of land between Germany and Hungary that's the origin of both wars named "World War", not the vast wasteland near New Zeeland.
Look, it's not my fault they chose to have the same name. They could choose different names, like "Kangarooland" or "Crocodile-Dundee-ville" or "Hitlerburg".
This is just like the Chris Rock / Chris Tucker thing all over again. Two loud, black comedians and I'm the bad guy because I am unable and too lazy to tell them apart.
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RE: The Real Slim Wilters
@Gąska I have a dear friend who is part Polish.
She's like "Look, 23 And Me now shows me the area of Poland my ancestors came from!" Which sets me up for the perfect "Oh, I guess they found a few dozen more people in Radom to trade a couple of pints of blood for a couple of pints of plum schnapps!"
Which always earns applause and uproarious laughter (from me.)
She will not be learning about Radom's new-found glamour.
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RE: The Real Slim Wilters
@Gąska Oh, wait, you're Polandish.
Aloha, I am from the American South (henceforth "Dixie") which is the Poland of America: proud, drunk, defeated by foreign aggressors, humble, plotting revenge against those who have insulted our honor.
I live in the Radom of America. (I actually know people in Radom so this analogy is going to go really well.)
We like beer and blowing things up. I think we might have more guns and more tragically alcoholic world-renowned literary figures than you, but I also know y'all kept a bunch of Kalashnikovs after the Wall fell, so..
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RE: The Real Slim Wilters
@Gąska said in Both true and utterly unhelpfully misleading:
I can't figure out why you're even saying all that. I don't know where you're serious and where you're blatantly lying. I'm not even able to tell whether you've understood what I was talking about. Very fine troll. 10/10 would read again.
And this is different than the other 13k posts I've made here.. how?
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RE: The Real Slim Wilters
@Gąska said in Both true and utterly unhelpfully misleading:
It's not like it made a big difference there, with signature guys and all.
Signature Guy was an inside job. We knew about it and we permitted it.
@Gąska said in Both true and utterly unhelpfully misleading:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "was" is.
It's like I tell the judge: when I say "was" that's just the complex electrochemical processes in my neurons ejaculating structured information. Sometimes the provability--even plausibility--of the statements made by those electrochemical processes are impaired by complex, social constructs like "manufactured consensus reality", "non-Euclidean epistemologies", "Heidegger's ruminations on Being and Time", and "how many cases of Natty Lite I had before the alleged 'driving-my-pickup-into-the-wall-of-the-liquor-store' incident."
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RE: Researcher Scans All IP Addresses of Austria
@El_Heffe masscan can scan lots of IPs much quicker than that.
How hard is it to even scan all of Austria? I know they look huge on a map, but the big interior section is just full of kangaroos.
The population is, like, 18 people and they all live on the coasts and if you keep them away from Foster's for a few hours you could just personally interrogate each Austrian if they're running any interesting, unsecured Internet services and they'd tell you so they could regain access to that sweet, sweet antipodean elixir.
God help anyone who invests in an Austrian cryptocurrency because the keys for that wallet are either going to be blurted out before the first shrimp hit the barbie or will end up going to the bottom of our stingray-infested oceans.
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RE: The Real Slim Wilters
@HardwareGeek I used to be an admin.
Back on Community Server.
Of course, those were the Old Days. Back when Internet forums were about Community and not the rapid-fire, Grindr-like experience of modern Internet forums, like Intercourse.
It's okay, I'm not bitter. It's like being a pre-21st Century President: there was dignity in it back then.
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RE: The Real Slim Wilters
@ben_lubar Hi Ben! How has it been? I take it you had a hand in migrating off of Intercourse onto.. NodeBB?
Well.. it's not nearly as bad as Intercourse, I'll give you that.
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RE: The Real Slim Wilters
@jinpa The trick is to have no life and borderline psychological issues which prevent you from leaving your home.
Back in the day I single-handedly flamed three or four small European nations into submission here, including France.
They called me crazy, but now the EU's stablest country is Slovakia!
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RE: The Real Slim Wilters
Was: 931
Now: 933Based on my ability to read non-verbal cues in your post, I assume it has to do with upvotes?
Although I did also just finish off two investment bankers from Macau, so my Handy Hypothesis stands.