Adobe Flash Memory for the Apple IPhone

DaveK1

@DaveK said:
for people like CNET and Z-D,

Two quality publications.... HAHAHA Yeah I tried to not laugh while saying that. Couldn't do it, sorry.

Well, it's good to know we agree on at least one thing, but I don't understand why you'd say that didn't make for a WTF.

@MasterPlanSoftware said:

[quote user="DaveK"]Wow, and there was me thinking how morb's pedo-laming ways were pretty damn tired even on usenet ten years ago.

Morb contributes more to this forum than you ever have or will. Your lame jokes make me dread everytime you post. It is like a train wreck, I know it will be awful, but I just have to look.

[/quote]Heh, the secret of great comedy is timing, and just while you were busy posting that, morb was off posting "That's what she said" in one of the other threads. I rest my case.

@MasterPlanSoftware said:

@DaveK said:
I've been here longer than you
That means a lot.

It means exactly as much as your feeble attempt to pull rank. That was the point, duh!

@MasterPlanSoftware said:

@DaveK said:
your main contribution has been two forty-plus page kook-bashing flame threads
Think what you want, being that you come here and don't actually read ANY threads and never seem to get the point, I don't consider you to be a good judge of what I contribute.

By "don't read", you merely mean "don't accept my interpretation". I plead guilty to that one.

@MasterPlanSoftware said:

@DaveK said:
I do sometimes have more important things to do in my life than spend time posting on the forums.
Then how about you don't run your mouth everytime you come back, when you usually don't understand any of the jokes/sarcasm or other topics here?

Again, you mistake yourself for the entire forum and everything and everyone in it.

@MasterPlanSoftware said:

[quote user="DaveK"]You oscillate wildly between po-faced FAQ-thumper and foul-mouthed flame warrior, which is indicative of your tendency to see the joke much better when it's you dishing it out than when it's anyone else.

Right. You got me pegged obviously.

[/quote]Great, admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.

DaveK1

@morbiuswilters said:

@DaveK said:
A tech analyst who doesn't know the difference between flash and Flash qualifies as a WTF under the "gross incompetence" category. This guy has been writing for years, for people like CNET and Z-D, it is astonishing that he can make such a fundamental category error.
And you don't think it's possible this was a mistake made later on by an editor who was prepping the article for publishing?

Nope, I don't think it's possible that's how it happened. That was the main substantial content of the article, not just some throwaway comment in a sidebar.

@morbiuswilters said:

See, CNN isn't your personal blog because 1) the posts aren't made directly by the authors and 2) people actually read it.

I like the way you employ utterly irrelevant red herrings in debate.

Nah, wait a minute, I'm lying. I don't admire it at all.

@morbiuswilters said:

@DaveK said:
Wow, and there was me thinking how morb's pedo-laming ways were pretty damn tired even on usenet ten years ago.
Wow, you must some kind of wizard, having using the Internet in 1998.

You missed the point: I've gotten some new material since then.

@morbiuswilters said:

@DaveK said:
Considering I've been here longer than you...
Oh crap, I didn't notice his account was registered in 2006! We were such fools to think we could call him an idiot -- no one who has been here for 2 years could possibly be a dipshit! Woe is us!

You missed the point. It was MPS who claimed some kind of sense of authority by being a "regular". Such claims are stupid to make to someone who qualifies just as much as you do. Duh!

@morbiuswilters said:

[quote user="DaveK"]Taking a few weeks off doesn't make me any less of a "regular" than anyone else, but I do sometimes have more important things to do in my life than spend time posting on the forums.

Hey, I'm not insulting you for not posting more frequently. In fact, I don't think anyone here thinks you don't post enough. Besides, we understand that you're only going to post from the public library when you're there for your monthly sink-bath.

[/quote]Hey, you almost made a joke there! Keep going, you'll get it sooner or later!

[quote user="morbiuswilters"]@DaveK said:

It comes as no surprise to me that you have a hard time detecting humour.

My knee was aching early this morning and now here you are! I'd say I'm pretty good at detecting impending, humorous situations.

[/quote]If only you could create them too! But like I said before, you really will need some new material before that happens.

@morbiuswilters said:

[quote user="DaveK"]You oscillate wildly between po-faced FAQ-thumper and foul-mouthed flame warrior, which is indicative of your tendency to see the joke much better when it's you dishing it out than when it's anyone else.

Really, why in the fuck are you still posting here?

[/quote]What, like there's some special reason why you're doing it? Hah!

@morbiuswilters said:

You threw some tantrum because I "didn't get" the "joke", even though I was the one who posted the actual fucking quote so everyone else could read it.

Oh, don't evade the issue. I didn't "throw a tantrum", I said the OP was a WTF despite your attitude of pretence to not get it and that your mugging was baseless self-aggrandisement. Do you remember the words "I figured it was, but there wasn't any hint"? There was plenty of hint and no need for it for anyone actually in posession of clue one; I don't actually believe you are fatally clueless, therefore I believe you were faking your so-called non-comprehension. ¿Claro?

@morbiuswilters said:

Thinking back, I don't think I've ever seen anything useful come out of your mouth. In fact, I bet if we asked anyone who has ever known you they would say you're a dead-weight, worthless sack of shit.

What odds you offering? I'll clean you out!