Nope, you eat it
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Is spaghetti with beetroot sauce a Statler salad?
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@MrL said in Nope, you eat it:
apple-mayonnaise salad
Not exaxtly. Celery cut into long thin stripes, apple diced, plus some parsley leaves and mayo.
However, I remain unconvinced by
beetroot sauce
Not as good as beetroot soup, of course.
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“We should send the perpetrators to the state penne tentiary,” one of the top comments on the New Jersey subreddit thread said. “I don’t know. If we do that, I’m alfredo what will happen to them,” another user replied.
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@Zecc Including Reddit pun threads in an article just shows how the standards for journalism have farfallen
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@hungrier I hate everyone involved in this article and in posting the puns here. Because I didn't come up with them.
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@Zecc said in Nope, you eat it:
“We should send the perpetrators to the state penne tentiary,” one of the top comments on the New Jersey subreddit thread said. “I don’t know. If we do that, I’m alfredo what will happen to them,” another user replied.
At least they didn't call for the culprit to be fusilladed.
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@boomzilla said in Nope, you eat it:
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@boomzilla said in Nope, you eat it:
The only surprising thing is that this is not a Florida Man.
Although I suppose those would prefer alligator blood (and yes, I know that there are crocodiles in Florida too).
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What is the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
Not much, it's "caiman" the same thing.
Filed under: the "awful puns in a foreign language" thread is
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@Zerosquare forum improvement request: express all
:@mention:
as emojis that can be zwidged with other emojis (furious handwaving away of all the details).
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@remi said in Nope, you eat it:
What is the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
Both alligators only live in shitholes while crocodiles do not
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@topspin Can confirm. Don't know why she wolfs down the leaves without chewing, but the froth definitely seems accurate.
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Tastes a bit generic to me.
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@loopback0 said in Nope, you eat it:
Since "dolor" is legitimately Latin for "pain", I'd say fair warning was given.
(Wonder if you can get this at Dolor Tree....)
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@da-Doctah it even says it's non-yummy, so double-fair warning!
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I did not shoot a photo (lucky you) but the supermarket boucherie department we were in last week had a cave du maturation or maturation chamber. Keeping large chunks of beef nice and warm.
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Nope, you can't eat it
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@loopback0 Onions? In the coke machine?
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@PleegWat said in Nope, you eat it:
@loopback0 Onions? In the coke machine?
That would be deeply unfortunate!
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@boomzilla said in Nope, you eat it:
I wouldn't mind cooling my kitchen a bit, but having condensation from the cold surface of the gel running all over my floor is not the way I imagined this.
Oh wait, it doesn't have a heat pump, so that's a non-issue:the cooling agents are the “bio robots” inherent in the gel that use luminescence — light generated in cold temperatures — to preserve food
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The Kickstarter Scams thread is
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@Zerosquare said in Nope, you eat it:
The Kickstarter Scams thread is
Apparently this won a design competition by Electrolux in 2010—confirming once again their alleged slogan "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux".
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@LaoC said in Nope, you eat it:
@boomzilla said in Nope, you eat it:
I wouldn't mind cooling my kitchen a bit, but having condensation from the cold surface of the gel running all over my floor is not the way I imagined this.
Oh wait, it doesn't have a heat pump, so that's a non-issue:the cooling agents are the “bio robots” inherent in the gel that use luminescence — light generated in cold temperatures — to preserve food
The more I look at it, the less it seems it could even exist at all.
Probably the best thing about this concept machine is that it uses zero energy for cooling — it just needs energy for it’s little control pad.
- Cooling anything (while surrounded by a warmer environment) requires energy per the second law of thermodynamics, so unless they managed to summon the Maxwell's daemon, not going to happen.
- And if it's not using any energy, and with the gel not having any connections or stuff, what is the control panel controlling anyway?
- Also, how does the gel even hold in place? The curved outer surface has to be permeable so you can put stuff in and take it out, yet the gel must not get through. But the gel can't just be solid either, because it has to close after the item you just took out…
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@Bulb said in Nope, you eat it:
@LaoC said in Nope, you eat it:
@boomzilla said in Nope, you eat it:
I wouldn't mind cooling my kitchen a bit, but having condensation from the cold surface of the gel running all over my floor is not the way I imagined this.
Oh wait, it doesn't have a heat pump, so that's a non-issue:the cooling agents are the “bio robots” inherent in the gel that use luminescence — light generated in cold temperatures — to preserve food
The more I look at it, the less it seems it could even exist at all.
Probably the best thing about this concept machine is that it uses zero energy for cooling — it just needs energy for it’s little control pad.
- Cooling anything (while surrounded by a warmer environment) requires energy per the second law of thermodynamics, so unless they managed to summon the Maxwell's daemon, not going to happen.
- And if it's not using any energy, and with the gel not having any connections or stuff, what is the control panel controlling anyway?
Don't us with boring physics when we have luminescence, eh!!!1
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@Bulb didn’t you read that it won a design competition?!
The laws of physics have no relevance to designers.
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@topspin I think militaries of all nuclear powers are actively looking for a way to eliminate the waste heat. Hence, if you find a solution, it will quickly be seized and declared a state secret, removing any opportunity for civilian use for decades to come.
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@topspin I would expect a difference between some lunatic's pipe dream and a design competition organized by a company that is actually producing something and needs to design it so that it can be manufactured and also doesn't promptly get downvoted to two star rating on Amazon because of being impractical. But I guess for brand recognition advertising, pipe dreams are a great fit.
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Did it taste better than the actual energy drink?
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@Bulb said in Nope, you eat it:
@boomzilla said in Nope, you eat it:
I have a practical question: how does one clean it?
You eat it, obviously.
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@Tsaukpaetra im having a strong deja vu moment.
If search worked, I’d check if you compared these to Borg alcoves last time this was posted. Alas…Well, props for consistency, anyway.
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@topspin said in Nope, you eat it:
Well, props for consistency, anyway.
.... Wait.... how do you consistency check against missing date?
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@boomzilla said in Nope, you eat it:
One is reminded somehow of the issue of Car & Driver that did a feature-by-feature comparison of the Chevrolet Beretta and the Beretta handgun.
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@da-Doctah said in Nope, you eat it:
@boomzilla said in Nope, you eat it:
One is reminded somehow of the issue of Car & Driver that did a feature-by-feature comparison of the Chevrolet Beretta and the Beretta handgun.
"This is my ride and that is my gun,
that is for firing, this is for fun"?