Nope, you eat it
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@da-Doctah said in Nope, you eat it:
One is reminded somehow of the issue of Car & Driver that did a feature-by-feature comparison of the Chevrolet Beretta and the Beretta handgun.
:clarkson:
There is something to be said about Italian designs. They are fun, they go very fast and they will kill you.
The Chevrolet Beuwhuetaah is made in America, so the only common thing is that they lack the steering wheel.
I can't really see how anyone could confuse them.:hamster:
Hold on, but Beretta sells half of their guns to Americans.:captain slow:
And driving a car without a steering wheel can kill you, although I admit it's not going to be fun.:clarkson:
No, look, in America you just steer the car to the right by reaching for your cheeseburger and to the left by leaning out of the window and hollering at your neighbour.
- Howdy, Billy, down for some Budweiser?
- Dang it, Jack, you're right, it's gonna rain soon.
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INB4 Brazil
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@boomzilla said in Nope, you eat it:
INB4 Brazil
Eh, pretty standard thing around here. Not the best place for pickles IMO, but nothing disgusting about it.
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@MrL said in Nope, you eat it:
@boomzilla said in Nope, you eat it:
INB4 Brazil
Eh, pretty standard thing around here. Not the best place for pickles IMO, but nothing disgusting about it.
Waiting one night to pick up a delivery order at a now-defunct pizza place, I noticed on the menu board something called a "PB&J" pizza which sounded appropriately revolting.
Closer inspection revealed that this had "Pepperoni, Bacon & Jalapeños". This, I could go for.
Moral of the story: always read the full description.
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@LaoC said in Nope, you eat it:
their alleged slogan "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux"
In hindsight, diversifying from vacuum cleaners may have been a mistake.
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@ixvedeusi said in Nope, you eat it:
@LaoC said in Nope, you eat it:
their alleged slogan "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux"
In hindsight, diversifying from vacuum cleaners may have been a mistake.
Fun fact: in at least two languages (or 1.5), "lux" is a common term for "vacuum cleaner" and the activity is called "to lux"
@MrL said in Nope, you eat it:
@boomzilla said in Nope, you eat it:
INB4 Brazil
Eh, pretty standard thing around here. Not the best place for pickles IMO, but nothing disgusting about it.
Do they add the pickles before or after baking?
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@boomzilla said in Nope, you eat it:
Enjoy your rocks, my Chinese friends, I think I will stick to real food I can actually eat.
real food
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@HardwareGeek Just how much salt and sugar have they managed to put in there? Why don't they just put salted caramel in sausage casing and call it a day?
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@HardwareGeek Do I spy non-freedom units on that label?
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@PleegWat people might not buy it if you point out there is 5/7 oz of sugar per sausage, but the moon units conveniently hide that away - who cares about “grams” on freedom sausages anyway????
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20g of sugar delivers 80 calories, 3g of fat delivers 27 calories, that's 107 out of 120 calories. Somehow, the rest of the 3 ounce link only has 13 calories in it. I know hot dogs aren't exactly heath food, but that is an astounding amount of filler.
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@Jaime said in Nope, you eat it:
20g of sugar delivers 80 calories, 3g of fat delivers 27 calories, that's 107 out of 120 calories. Somehow, the rest of the 3 ounce link only has 13 calories in it. I know hot dogs aren't exactly heath food, but that is an astounding amount of filler.
Yeah, presumably intentional on the part of whoever created them.
Calories 130
Total Fat 12g 15%
Saturated Fat 5g 25%
Trans Fat 0.5g
Cholesterol 20.2mg 7%
Sodium 359.9mg 16%
Total Carbohydrate 1g 0%
Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
Total Sugars 1g 2%
Includes --g Added Sugars --%
Protein 4g 8%
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@boomzilla Here's the crazy part. A "Freedom frank" can have no more than 5 grams of total fat because only 40 of the 120 calories come from the everything but the sugar.
That means that the freedom frank has nearly no protein at all and more than half the fat substituted with filler. Just mixing 20g of sugars into an Oscar Meyer hot dog should have ballooned the dog to 210 calories. I'd much rather eat a 130 calorie hot dog with additional 80 calories of fruit punch in it than a 40 calorie hot-dog-looking bag of filler with 80 calories of fruit punch in it. It wouldn't be a great choice to have to make, but it would be easy to make.
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I was going to link to (one of) the relevant page in Gaia showing a "steak tree" that produces big fruits, slices of them being steaks ready for grilling.
But it seems the author decided to do a rerun of the whole comic now that the story is finished, and he yanked all archives to republish each page as new. Oh well.
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@boomzilla said in Nope, you eat it:
What exactly does the "hard" mean here?
- water from hard hotdogs (sounds NSFW)?
- water from regular hotdog but with more calcium?
- "hard seltzer"-like == added ethylacohol?
Or all three?
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@Kamil-Podlesak How about frozen solid?
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I post this as someone who likes American cheese.
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@boomzilla said in Nope, you eat it:
likes American
cheesepasteurized processed (not) cheese-like plastic substance.Sorry, you are no longer my friend.
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@boomzilla For "cheese" read "space-age polymers".
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@HardwareGeek said in Nope, you eat it:
@boomzilla said in Nope, you eat it:
likes American
cheesepasteurized processed (not) cheese-like plastic substance.Sorry, you are no longer my friend.
But it is Dow Chemical's finest!
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@Mason_Wheeler said in Nope, you eat it:
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TMI
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@MrL said in Nope, you eat it:
@Mason_Wheeler said in Nope, you eat it:
At a glance: The abdomen is a watermelon, stuffed with white grapes. The head/body is part of a pineapple. I think the eyes are red grapes, but scoops of the hollowed-out watermelon will probably work as well. The legs look like green asparagus, but tastewise I do not think that is a good match for the rather fruity rest of the assembly so either I am wrong, or they are just decorative.
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@PleegWat said in Nope, you eat it:
white grapes.
Maybe, but I think they look too perfectly spherical. I think probably melon balls from a honeydew or similar.
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@HardwareGeek said in Nope, you eat it:
@PleegWat said in Nope, you eat it:
white grapes.
Maybe, but I think they look too perfectly spherical. I think probably melon balls from a honeydew or similar.
Or gooseberry.
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@HardwareGeek said in Nope, you eat it:
probably melon balls
Sounds about as unpleasant as chestnuts.
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@boomzilla That's an oddly specific denial.
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It's a warning for Australians consumers that the product doesn't contain their daily dose of venomous animals.
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@loopback0 said in Nope, you eat it:
Mayonnaise is made with egg yolk, oil, mustard and a bit vinegar/lemon juice. This is probably not that bad.
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@Zerosquare said in Nope, you eat it:
It's a warning for Australians consumers that the product doesn't contain their daily dose of venomous animals.
I wonder whether one day they'll have "snake is not included" on broccoli packaging in supermarkets.
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@cheong said in Nope, you eat it:
Mayonnaise is made with egg yolk, oil, mustard and a bit vinegar/lemon juice. This is probably not that bad.
I just chuck the entire egg in to save myself the hassle of splitting it.
No, not the egg scale, you pendant.
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@PleegWat said in Nope, you eat it:
egg scale
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@cheong said in Nope, you eat it:
@loopback0 said in Nope, you eat it:
Mayonnaise is made with egg yolk, oil, mustard and a bit vinegar/lemon juice. This is probably not that bad.
Also more than the cocktail that is literally called a "little dressing" (at least I've only ever heard "mojo" for a salad dressing, never for something you're supposed to drink).
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@Jaime said in Nope, you eat it:
@PleegWat said in Nope, you eat it:
egg scale
If the egg has scales, try using a chicken egg. Or any other egg if that that's your thing, but preferably from an Earth-based species.
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@Zecc not usually something I usually ask myself, but it did briefly occur to me when some people here mentioned they go through five dozens of them a week.
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@LaoC said in Nope, you eat it:
@cheong said in Nope, you eat it:
@loopback0 said in Nope, you eat it:
Mayonnaise is made with egg yolk, oil, mustard and a bit vinegar/lemon juice. This is probably not that bad.
Also more than the cocktail that is literally called a "little dressing" (at least I've only ever heard "mojo" for a salad dressing, never for something you're supposed to drink).
I think
mojo
is more properly translated assauce
, which is, at least in English, slang for alcohol.
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/951769818774794260/1086644998742736946/20230316_212726.jpg
The olives are a bit much...