The Cat Status Thread
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@HardwareGeek Now that I'm not on my phone, I see that too. And that's a defining attribute of a lynx.
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@PleegWat said in The Cat Status Thread:
Now that I'm not on my phone
Wdym, aren't phones supposed to have HDR10 120Hz Ultra OLED screens with over 9000
gribnits of brightness, enabling any schmuck to see down to the last hair in their Tictac videos taken by no less than five cameras?
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@Applied-Mediocrity Perhaps, but my boss is paying for a normal S23, not the ultra.
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@PleegWat Yes, that explains my confusion. Carry on then.
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@Applied-Mediocrity No matter how many pixels my phone might support, my eyeballs can't resolve the detail when those pixels are squeezed down to fit on a phone-sized screen.
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It took my mom's cat 15 years and scary construction work outside to learn how to use the litter box. But now she doesn't want anything else.
So it's gone from a situation where she'd be inside at night and meow to go outside for a few minutes to do her business then meow to get back inside, to being outside during the day and meowing to get inside just to use the litter box then meow to get back outside.
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I am in this video and I don't like it.
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Cat status: Caught a duckling.
Minion status: Took away the (unharmed) duckling and locked the catflap. Mostly because I don't want to know when and where I'll eventually find the corpse.
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And that was his last adventure. This evening he was hit by a car on a big road nearby and died
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I'm sorry for your loss
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@PleegWat said in The Cat Status Thread:
And that was his last adventure. This evening he was hit by a car on a big road nearby and died
My condolences.
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@PleegWat Not only am I sorry for your loss, I'm sorry that cats aren't immortal and can't outlive me to eat my corpse.
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@dcon said in The Cat Status Thread:
For a split second I thought something had gone terribly, biblically wrong with my cat
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@HardwareGeek said in The Cat Status Thread:
There is a small cat lingering outside the door of my motel room.
Man, I wish I had a littly pussy in my motel room!
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@Tsaukpaetra Chris Hansen would like you to have a seat over there.
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@TwelveBaud said in The Cat Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra Chris Hansen would like you to have a seat over there.
Sure! After he takes care of the very simply pussy!
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Filed under: status that could also be a 🦜 status
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@boomzilla Not just a fine, but also potentially your face being clawed off by an angry bobcat.
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@dkf said in The Cat Status Thread:
@boomzilla Not just a fine, but also potentially your face being clawed off by an angry bobcat.
@error_bot xkcd a minus minus
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xkcd said in https://xkcd.com/325/ :
A-Minus-Minus
(via https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?search=a+minus+minus&title=Special%3ASearch&fulltext=1)
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OMG!