Tell Me a Secret
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Or even longer: !!xkcd != "1"
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2xkcd || !2xkcd
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Are you there? It's me, Mario.
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Mario? Where the hell have you been? The trash hasn't been taken out for weeks, the dishes are stacked to the ceiling, and have you seen the back yard? You can't just leave a girl hanging like that!
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I need to stop crying long enough to go into my doctor's office and tell him my antidepressants are working great.
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@by-joining-this-group-you-agree-to-be-mentioned-randomly-for-no-reason-is-that-okay-yes-no could tell me that mentions don't work inside blockquotes
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with we're no strangers to love you know the rules and so do I a full commitment's what I'm thinking of you wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling gotta make you understand never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say goodbye never gonna tell a lie and hurt youetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, now that i have your attention please help me I am trapped in error's basement being forced to type out these messages for food i don't want to do this anymore i just want to go home please help ment to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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The mention worked.
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It is a terrible thing to reach down and even after triple-checking still feel only one testicle. Thankfully the other reappeared when I stood up.
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the world was gonna roll me
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E_ONCE_NOT_FOUND
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that joke's already been done, so it checks out.
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I initially forgot to type !secret, so I thought ~@error_bot's server~ @error's laptop was down.
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armpit sauce
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I should eat cake. But I don't want to eat a lie...
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MtG is for NERRRRRRDS
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Are you there? It's me, Mario.
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The plushies will be snuggled!
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And they *will* love it!
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I assume the bitches will, too?
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@discobot tell error_bot haha
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That's not funny... 😒
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test
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Is someone there?
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If you give me the Hangman answers in advance I won't tell anyone.
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You've got a ' instead of a ' in your post.
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@error_bot Ugh, looks like I need to parse chats as HTML.
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@error said in Tell Me a Secret:
@error_bot Ugh, looks like I need to parse chats as HTML.
No, you should be parsing chats as Markdumb.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Tell Me a Secret:
@error said in Tell Me a Secret:
@error_bot Ugh, looks like I need to parse chats as HTML.
No, you should be parsing chats as Markdumb.
No, that's not how they come in.
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@error Why not?
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@pie_flavor said in Tell Me a Secret:
@topspin all of my commands are sent as markdown. I don't know @error is doing.
That's probably why @discobot doesn't seem to support chats.
Chats are always paragraph tags.
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@error no, that's just because I haven't written support for them yet.
You're probably .
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@pie_flavor said in Tell Me a Secret:
You're probably .
Yes, I'm doing it wrong for not using a Markdown parser on HTML.
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@error said in Tell Me a Secret:
@pie_flavor said in Tell Me a Secret:
You're probably .
Yes, I'm doing it wrong for not using a Markdown parser on HTML.
HTML is valid markdown!
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@error_bot doesn't deal well with Zalgotext..... :'(
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It's not parsing the HTML entities; it just treats them as text.
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H̶̛̱̹̭͙͕̙̹͖̎̊͐́̓̅͌̾͊̃̔͆Ẽ̵̡͎̯͒̂̽̆̿̈́ ̴̢̞̯̭̣̲̟̟̱̫̹͎̃͋̒̎͜͠Ċ̷̏̒̐͊͛̾̒̋̀͑͊̚͜͝Ó̶̢̎̈́̆͆͛̔̀̚͠͠͠͝M̵̺̹͙͔͙̠̬͚͓̤͔̥͒̓͊̅̉̆̎͗̄̃̕͘͜͠͝ͅẼ̸̪̤̹̼̄̒̆̎́ͅŞ̴̤͚̣̤̙̮͒͒͂̋̃̿͜͝͠͝͝
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P̵̢͔̯̭͎͊̓͐̃͝h̵̨͈̰̅̈́̓͑͜͝'̵͕̦̠̮̞̀̈͗̒̿n̸͚̗̱̻͍̻̍̀́̿̆͂̒ģ̵̠̠̈́̓̔͂̆̍̀̚͝͝͝͠͝͝l̷̡̧̠̮̼̔̿̏͐͋͐̎̽̂̉͌̋̅͠ư̸̗̪̈̌͂̀̈̇i̶̪̼̳̮͖͆͂͋̽̌͘͝ ̷͖̺̠̞̘̘͕͚͌͘m̵̡͚̪̣͍̤͙͈̝̣̈́̋̑͑̆̌́͌̌̕͝ͅġ̵̡͖̻̟͇̬̪͓̩̙͕̘̬̐ͅͅl̷͖̻͙̺̹̄̒͗̾̿̈́͐̓͋̋̀w̸̧̡̜̞̑̈́͗̄͌̇̉'̸̡̗̖̹̩̝̤͊͂̏̈́͒̌̈́͘͝ͅn̸̢̛̞̪͍̈̊́͆̆͋͑͑̍̌̌̕͝a̴̡̩̙̱̫͙̬̟̩͍̽̎͜ͅf̷̯̣͉́̌̌̎͋́͋̈́͑͠͝h̷̬̮̱̗̥̃̈͑̅͜͝ͅͅ ̶͕̯͙̘͔̤̲̠͎͚̈́͂̿͛̈́̋̀̾̽̕Ç̷̲̪̖͚̹̠̩͎̜̀̔͒̄̀̏͌͑̑͌t̸̫̝͝h̵̻̊̾ư̴̙͓̌̚̚l̸͔͕͉̖͍̥̠̲̼͉̒͒̉̔͛̿͒̚ͅh̷̠̙̹͉̲͍̝̱͚̮̜̖̥̾́̅̃̊̃͊͘͠͝͝͝u̶̘̇̈̿̿̆͊̏̈́̓̃͠͝ ̸̘̪̬̩̖̤͚̖̦̻͙͚͓̻͖̀́͛̏͂̌̓̏͗̇̒̊̕R̴͎̩̟̻͎̤̜̩͛̇͂ͅ'̸͎̱̭͖̟͗͗̔͊̀̈́̐̓̀͘͝l̸̨̗̳͙̗̜̺̰̜̍͐͗̏̒͐́̾̄̄͑͑̾͛̃y̵̨͉̍̆ͅe̸̢̠̫͉͍̫̊̍̌͋͜͝h̵̢͚̹̝͚͎̪̤̼͇̙̺̀͑̐͗́̅̃̂͌̇́͠͝͝ ̷̢͈̙̠͖͚͎̔̅w̸̢̛̙̺̪̘͚̪̲̮̪̭̳̹̒͆̿̒̈́̂̈́͠͝͝ͅg̷̜͎̩̏̽̌̄̽a̸̘̺̠̠̯̣̱̩̟̒̎͆͐̈́͝͝͝h̵̡̨̛̻̗̰̻͉̰͚͕̠̼̿̇͗̀̋̚͜͠͝'̵̖̭͕͙͖̞̦̯̗͓͉̂̓̈́̒̇̒̓͛̽̅́n̶̡̜̖̳̼̮̜̎͗̋̓̓̎̏͒͑̏͗͝a̷̧̱͇͓͒͐̅͋̑͛͘g̴̲̙̮̤͌̈̇̂̾̽̿͐̽̏̆̉̚ḻ̶̨̹̜͓̬̻́̊̅͛̽͆́͌̆ ̵̧̘̻͉͉͉̳̗͚̙̟̞͗̓̓́̇̿̿̀̔̚ḟ̶̖̪̰̮̠̎̈́h̵͔̝̯̼͒͒́̒̆̃̏̀̅̈́̋̚͠t̷̲̦̭͔̝̗̘̤̗͖͚̝̙̍͜ą̸̧̧̛̮̪̮̣͈͈͎͕̤͈̹͇̋̒̈́̇͆̔g̷̢̢̣̬͔̮͍͖̖̺͇̻͉̞̊̔̃ṋ̴̨̠̍̇̈́̏̆̓͘ͅ ̶̲̪̙̦̊͆̒̉̐P̴̖̗̜͖͍̫̊͆͌͝ḩ̷̨̺̺̦̞͔̹̪̟̅̇͆́̇͆'̴̰̪̞͉̻͗̓̽̃͆̍̋͑̅̓̊͊̚̕ͅṅ̴̛͚̣͉͈͂̒̿ǵ̸̢̡̻͎̲̹̂̅͌l̷̛̤͔̹̖̩̠͍̭̰̐̓̿͛̆̕͜͝u̷͙̹̰̠̿̂i̸̳̬̰̎ ̸̞̖͙̯̫̬͈̦̮͚͖̟͑̓͑͌̐̀͂͘͝m̵̦̬̻͚͉̖͙͕̪̞̮͙͇͛͂͗̀̈́̇̿̿͘͝g̵͉̦̹̦̬̙͗͐̅͋̂̔̌̈́̓̾͛̈́̕ļ̵̺̤̙͗̈w̷̧͇͎͙̩͙͖̫̪͎̮͐͂͆̈́̈́̊͑̐͑̍͑̈́͠ͅ'̸̫̙͉̱̭̱̟͔̮̖̉̓̀̏ǹ̶̢̻̯͍̖͉̱̗͈̤̗̗͍̔̄̌͐̊̏̋̈̈́͝a̴̫͗̔̔͒f̴̛̤̪͔͎̹̖͐̂̇̽͌̀̌̕̚h̶͉̘̱̗̘̮̊̊̆͗͐̈́̀͑͑́͘ ̸̛̛̦̦͙͉̭̪̼̖̯̗̩̤̐̃́̔͂͆̀͝͝Ċ̶̢̢̹̱̪̲͚̠̬͙̜̪̱̅̃͜͝t̶̯̘͖̦̩̘̘̠͈̝͓́̑h̷̹̪̫̝͆̈́̓̆̓̊́̈́̉͜ṵ̶̧̡̳͎͎̰̘͉͓̔̃͛̎̀̉̿̀̇̀́͋͑̈́͝l̸̛͚̠͇̦̐̃̐̿̄́͂͌̈́͋̑͗̚͜h̶̭̫̱̎̓u̷̢̗̳̥̩̟̗̖̜̝͈̤͍̾͐̄̕ ̶̛̻̫̦̽̀͌͋͝͝R̵̡̧̛̛͇̥̅̿̔̔̔̊̍̕͜͝͠'̶̤̪̞͇̾̔̔͐̌̇̐͠ͅḷ̵̢̧͕̖̟̤͓́͋̐͗̄̀̾̿̊̓͆̉͊͝͝y̸̭͍͕̭̞͚͙̣͍͂͂̽͑̈̍̋̃̂̋́̕ͅè̶̖̰̞͊̍͋̒̚h̶̤͐̐͗̾͛̔̐̓͊ ̵̨̡̛̮̹̭̭̼̳̲͎̙̰̏̿̈͛̑̋̂͑̃͋̏̂̈́͝ẅ̸̨̢̩͖͓̲̣͇̜̘͙̭̪g̸̬͈̝͕̝̻͙͂̑ͅą̸̛̗̼̩͉̱̫͚͑̓͊̍́̓̍̅̇̓̚͘͝h̷̘͉͚̯̺̤͖̲̱̖̓͜͝͝'̴̛̦̻̩̂̉͂̓́̑́̓̌̚̚ǹ̸̯͈̮͍͖͍̙͍̗̪̿͑̏̌̄̔̿͠á̶̠̯͓͕̜̟̔͒̒̃̈́͒̆͗̉̆̊͌̈́͝g̵͎̯̊̆͆͝l̸̨̢͕̹͈̘̗͊̉̆͜ ̴̨̧̛̦̪̂͑̓̈́͜f̸̺͙̋̿̑̿̅̂̂͝ẖ̴̡̦͖̬̹̑͌̿̽̿͋̍̚͠ͅţ̷͓̬̰̦̗̝̺̺͓̘̪̣͗̅̊̈́͗à̶̪̬̙̘̘̭̯͚̩̗̥̦̹̮̎̊̄̎̈́̒̀̚̚͘͜g̸͓͚̮̭͇̥͉̗̺̹̗͇̾ͅn̸̨͈͕̪͖̲͚͎͙̪̘̳̣̰͗̌͌͋̍̐̅̈́͑͑̕͝
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huh..... that was unexpected result.... umm..... FOR SCIENCE!
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Did someone say... Science?!?!?
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Hangman was only meant to be a throwaway proof-of-concept.
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And then it went viral.
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test
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the world is gonna roll me
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you have a bug handling multiline secrets