TDWTF Plays Zork II

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 Inside the Barrow                                Score: 0        Moves: 13     
far end.
>look east
Inside the Barrow
You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
far end.
>look south
Inside the Barrow
You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
far end.
>look north
Inside the Barrow
You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
far end.
>look up
I don't understand that sentence.
>look down
I don't understand that sentence.
>reload your gun
I don't know the word 'reload'.
>

acrow

@error_bot go south

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 Narrow Tunnel                                    Score: 0        Moves: 14     
Inside the Barrow
You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
far end.
>look north
Inside the Barrow
You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
far end.
>look up
I don't understand that sentence.
>look down
I don't understand that sentence.
>reload your gun
I don't know the word 'reload'.
>go south
Narrow Tunnel
You are standing at the southern end of a narrow tunnel where it opens into a
wide cavern. The cavern is dimly illuminated by phosphorescent mosses clinging
to its high ceiling. A deep ravine winds through the cavern, with a small stream
at the bottom. The walls of the ravine are steep and crumbly. A foot bridge
crosses the ravine to the south.
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acrow

@error_bot https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/barrow

Figures.

light the walls

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 Narrow Tunnel                                    Score: 0        Moves: 14     
You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow
opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the
far end.
>look up
I don't understand that sentence.
>look down
I don't understand that sentence.
>reload your gun
I don't know the word 'reload'.
>go south
Narrow Tunnel
You are standing at the southern end of a narrow tunnel where it opens into a
wide cavern. The cavern is dimly illuminated by phosphorescent mosses clinging
to its high ceiling. A deep ravine winds through the cavern, with a small stream
at the bottom. The walls of the ravine are steep and crumbly. A foot bridge
crosses the ravine to the south.
>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/barrow
I don't know the word 'https://en'.
>Figures.
I don't know the word 'figures'.
>light the walls
I can't see any walls here.
>

acrow

@error_bot look at bridge
light the bridge
examine the bridge minutely
stab the bridge

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 Narrow Tunnel                                    Score: 0        Moves: 17     
I don't know the word 'reload'.
>go south
Narrow Tunnel
You are standing at the southern end of a narrow tunnel where it opens into a
wide cavern. The cavern is dimly illuminated by phosphorescent mosses clinging
to its high ceiling. A deep ravine winds through the cavern, with a small stream
at the bottom. The walls of the ravine are steep and crumbly. A foot bridge
crosses the ravine to the south.
>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/barrow
I don't know the word 'https://en'.
>Figures.
I don't know the word 'figures'.
>light the walls
I can't see any walls here.
>look at bridge
I see nothing special about the bridge.
>light the bridge
You can't turn that on.
>examine the bridge minutely
I don't know the word 'minutely'.
>stab the bridge
I've known strange people, but fighting a bridge?
>

acrow

@error_bot go south

error_bot

 Foot Bridge                                      Score: 0        Moves: 18     
wide cavern. The cavern is dimly illuminated by phosphorescent mosses clinging
to its high ceiling. A deep ravine winds through the cavern, with a small stream
at the bottom. The walls of the ravine are steep and crumbly. A foot bridge
crosses the ravine to the south.
>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/barrow
I don't know the word 'https://en'.
>Figures.
I don't know the word 'figures'.
>light the walls
I can't see any walls here.
>look at bridge
I see nothing special about the bridge.
>light the bridge
You can't turn that on.
>examine the bridge minutely
I don't know the word 'minutely'.
>stab the bridge
I've known strange people, but fighting a bridge?
>go south
Foot Bridge
You are standing on a crude but sturdy wooden foot bridge crossing a deep
ravine. The path runs north and south from here.
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acrow

@error_bot go south
cut the bridge
scream
defend

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 Great Cavern                                     Score: 0        Moves: 20     
I don't know the word 'minutely'.
>stab the bridge
I've known strange people, but fighting a bridge?
>go south
Foot Bridge
You are standing on a crude but sturdy wooden foot bridge crossing a deep
ravine. The path runs north and south from here.
>go south
Great Cavern
This is the center of the great cavern. A great room of flowing color has been
carved out of the limestone. Stalactites and stalagmites of many sizes are
everywhere. The room glows with dim light provided by phosphorescent moss, and
weird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites.
There are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads
southwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast.
>cut the bridge
(with the sword)
I can't see any bridge here.
>scream
Aarrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!
>defend
I don't know the word 'defend'.
>

acrow

@error_bot look behind you
prepare magic

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 Great Cavern                                     Score: 0        Moves: 20     
Foot Bridge
You are standing on a crude but sturdy wooden foot bridge crossing a deep
ravine. The path runs north and south from here.
>go south
Great Cavern
This is the center of the great cavern. A great room of flowing color has been
carved out of the limestone. Stalactites and stalagmites of many sizes are
everywhere. The room glows with dim light provided by phosphorescent moss, and
weird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites.
There are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads
southwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast.
>cut the bridge
(with the sword)
I can't see any bridge here.
>scream
Aarrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!
>defend
I don't know the word 'defend'.
>look behind you
I don't know the word 'you'.
>prepare magic
I don't know the word 'prepare'.
>

acrow

@error_bot smell

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 Great Cavern                                     Score: 0        Moves: 20     
ravine. The path runs north and south from here.
>go south
Great Cavern
This is the center of the great cavern. A great room of flowing color has been
carved out of the limestone. Stalactites and stalagmites of many sizes are
everywhere. The room glows with dim light provided by phosphorescent moss, and
weird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites.
There are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads
southwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast.
>cut the bridge
(with the sword)
I can't see any bridge here.
>scream
Aarrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!
>defend
I don't know the word 'defend'.
>look behind you
I don't know the word 'you'.
>prepare magic
I don't know the word 'prepare'.
>smell
What do you want to smell?
>

acrow

@error_bot smell the sword
smell the air
smell the lantern

error_bot

 Great Cavern                                     Score: 0        Moves: 22     
weird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites.
There are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads
southwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast.
>cut the bridge
(with the sword)
I can't see any bridge here.
>scream
Aarrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!
>defend
I don't know the word 'defend'.
>look behind you
I don't know the word 'you'.
>prepare magic
I don't know the word 'prepare'.
>smell
What do you want to smell?
>smell the sword
It smells just like a sword.
>smell the air
I don't know the word 'air'.
>smell the lantern
It smells just like a lamp.
>

acrow

@error_bot dispel

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 Great Cavern                                     Score: 0        Moves: 22     
southwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast.
>cut the bridge
(with the sword)
I can't see any bridge here.
>scream
Aarrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!
>defend
I don't know the word 'defend'.
>look behind you
I don't know the word 'you'.
>prepare magic
I don't know the word 'prepare'.
>smell
What do you want to smell?
>smell the sword
It smells just like a sword.
>smell the air
I don't know the word 'air'.
>smell the lantern
It smells just like a lamp.
>dispel
I don't know the word 'dispel'.
>

acrow

@error_bot look around

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 Great Cavern                                     Score: 0        Moves: 23     
>look behind you
I don't know the word 'you'.
>prepare magic
I don't know the word 'prepare'.
>smell
What do you want to smell?
>smell the sword
It smells just like a sword.
>smell the air
I don't know the word 'air'.
>smell the lantern
It smells just like a lamp.
>dispel
I don't know the word 'dispel'.
>look around
Great Cavern
This is the center of the great cavern. A great room of flowing color has been
carved out of the limestone. Stalactites and stalagmites of many sizes are
everywhere. The room glows with dim light provided by phosphorescent moss, and
weird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites.
There are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads
southwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast.
>

acrow

@error_bot stab a shadow

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 Great Cavern                                     Score: 0        Moves: 23     
>prepare magic
I don't know the word 'prepare'.
>smell
What do you want to smell?
>smell the sword
It smells just like a sword.
>smell the air
I don't know the word 'air'.
>smell the lantern
It smells just like a lamp.
>dispel
I don't know the word 'dispel'.
>look around
Great Cavern
This is the center of the great cavern. A great room of flowing color has been
carved out of the limestone. Stalactites and stalagmites of many sizes are
everywhere. The room glows with dim light provided by phosphorescent moss, and
weird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites.
There are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads
southwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast.
>stab a shadow
I don't know the word 'shadow'.
>

acrow

@error_bot sob

error_bot

 Great Cavern                                     Score: 0        Moves: 23     
>smell
What do you want to smell?
>smell the sword
It smells just like a sword.
>smell the air
I don't know the word 'air'.
>smell the lantern
It smells just like a lamp.
>dispel
I don't know the word 'dispel'.
>look around
Great Cavern
This is the center of the great cavern. A great room of flowing color has been
carved out of the limestone. Stalactites and stalagmites of many sizes are
everywhere. The room glows with dim light provided by phosphorescent moss, and
weird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites.
There are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads
southwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast.
>stab a shadow
I don't know the word 'shadow'.
>sob
I don't know the word 'sob'.
>

acrow

@error_bot sw

error_bot

 Shallow Ford                                     Score: 0        Moves: 24     
Great Cavern
This is the center of the great cavern. A great room of flowing color has been
carved out of the limestone. Stalactites and stalagmites of many sizes are
everywhere. The room glows with dim light provided by phosphorescent moss, and
weird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites.
There are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads
southwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast.
>stab a shadow
I don't know the word 'shadow'.
>sob
I don't know the word 'sob'.
>sw
Shallow Ford
You are at the southern edge of a great cavern. To the south across a shallow
ford, is a dark tunnel which looks as though it was once enlarged and smoothed.
To the north a narrow path winds among stalagmites. Dim light illuminates the
cavern.
A strange little man in a long cloak appears suddenly in the room. He is wearing
a high pointed hat embroidered with astrological signs. He has a long, stringy,
and unkempt beard.
He mutters something (muffled by his beard) and disappears as suddenly as he
came.
>

acrow

@error_bot wait

error_bot

 Shallow Ford                                     Score: 0        Moves: 28     
carved out of the limestone. Stalactites and stalagmites of many sizes are
everywhere. The room glows with dim light provided by phosphorescent moss, and
weird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites.
There are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads
southwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast.
>stab a shadow
I don't know the word 'shadow'.
>sob
I don't know the word 'sob'.
>sw
Shallow Ford
You are at the southern edge of a great cavern. To the south across a shallow
ford, is a dark tunnel which looks as though it was once enlarged and smoothed.
To the north a narrow path winds among stalagmites. Dim light illuminates the
cavern.
A strange little man in a long cloak appears suddenly in the room. He is wearing
a high pointed hat embroidered with astrological signs. He has a long, stringy,
and unkempt beard.
He mutters something (muffled by his beard) and disappears as suddenly as he
came.
>wait
Time passes...
>

acrow

@error_bot stab the little man when he reappears

error_bot

 Shallow Ford                                     Score: 0        Moves: 28     
weird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites.
There are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads
southwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast.
>stab a shadow
I don't know the word 'shadow'.
>sob
I don't know the word 'sob'.
>sw
Shallow Ford
You are at the southern edge of a great cavern. To the south across a shallow
ford, is a dark tunnel which looks as though it was once enlarged and smoothed.
To the north a narrow path winds among stalagmites. Dim light illuminates the
cavern.
A strange little man in a long cloak appears suddenly in the room. He is wearing
a high pointed hat embroidered with astrological signs. He has a long, stringy,
and unkempt beard.
He mutters something (muffled by his beard) and disappears as suddenly as he
came.
>wait
Time passes...
>stab the little man when he reappears
I don't know the word 'when'.
>

acrow

@error_bot language

error_bot

 Shallow Ford                                     Score: 0        Moves: 28     
southwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast.
>stab a shadow
I don't know the word 'shadow'.
>sob
I don't know the word 'sob'.
>sw
Shallow Ford
You are at the southern edge of a great cavern. To the south across a shallow
ford, is a dark tunnel which looks as though it was once enlarged and smoothed.
To the north a narrow path winds among stalagmites. Dim light illuminates the
cavern.
A strange little man in a long cloak appears suddenly in the room. He is wearing
a high pointed hat embroidered with astrological signs. He has a long, stringy,
and unkempt beard.
He mutters something (muffled by his beard) and disappears as suddenly as he
came.
>wait
Time passes...
>stab the little man when he reappears
I don't know the word 'when'.
>language
I don't know the word 'language'.
>

acrow

@error_bot help

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Commands:

!amazing-super-powers

!awkward-zombie

!bash

!blakeyrat

!cash-in

!celebrity-recognition

!colorizer

!covid-19

!deep-dream

!deep-mask

!define

!dilbert

!dinosaur-comics

!explosm

!fox

!giphy

!help

!http-cat

!in-painting

!jargon-file

!jeff

!magic-8-ball

!magic-the-gathering

!mandelbrot

!minecraft

!neural-style

!neural-talk

!penny-arcade

!perry-bible-fellowship

!pix-to-pix

!places

!query user

!random-integer

!random-string

!random-uuid

!roulette

!screenshot

!secret

!smbc-comics

!super-resolution

!tv-tropes

!uptime

!waifu-2x

!warthog

!wolfram-alpha

!xkcd

acrow

@error_bot zork help

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 Shallow Ford                                     Score: 0        Moves: 28     
I don't know the word 'shadow'.
>sob
I don't know the word 'sob'.
>sw
Shallow Ford
You are at the southern edge of a great cavern. To the south across a shallow
ford, is a dark tunnel which looks as though it was once enlarged and smoothed.
To the north a narrow path winds among stalagmites. Dim light illuminates the
cavern.
A strange little man in a long cloak appears suddenly in the room. He is wearing
a high pointed hat embroidered with astrological signs. He has a long, stringy,
and unkempt beard.
He mutters something (muffled by his beard) and disappears as suddenly as he
came.
>wait
Time passes...
>stab the little man when he reappears
I don't know the word 'when'.
>language
I don't know the word 'language'.
>zork help
I don't know the word 'help'.
>

acrow

@error_bot manual

error_bot

 Shallow Ford                                     Score: 0        Moves: 28     
I don't know the word 'sob'.
>sw
Shallow Ford
You are at the southern edge of a great cavern. To the south across a shallow
ford, is a dark tunnel which looks as though it was once enlarged and smoothed.
To the north a narrow path winds among stalagmites. Dim light illuminates the
cavern.
A strange little man in a long cloak appears suddenly in the room. He is wearing
a high pointed hat embroidered with astrological signs. He has a long, stringy,
and unkempt beard.
He mutters something (muffled by his beard) and disappears as suddenly as he
came.
>wait
Time passes...
>stab the little man when he reappears
I don't know the word 'when'.
>language
I don't know the word 'language'.
>zork help
I don't know the word 'help'.
>manual
I don't know the word 'manual'.
>

acrow

No in-game manual. Great...