TDWTF Plays Zork II
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Inside the Barrow Score: 0 Moves: 13 far end. >look east Inside the Barrow You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the far end. >look south Inside the Barrow You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the far end. >look north Inside the Barrow You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the far end. >look up I don't understand that sentence. >look down I don't understand that sentence. >reload your gun I don't know the word 'reload'. >
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@error_bot go south
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Narrow Tunnel Score: 0 Moves: 14 Inside the Barrow You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the far end. >look north Inside the Barrow You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the far end. >look up I don't understand that sentence. >look down I don't understand that sentence. >reload your gun I don't know the word 'reload'. >go south Narrow Tunnel You are standing at the southern end of a narrow tunnel where it opens into a wide cavern. The cavern is dimly illuminated by phosphorescent mosses clinging to its high ceiling. A deep ravine winds through the cavern, with a small stream at the bottom. The walls of the ravine are steep and crumbly. A foot bridge crosses the ravine to the south. >
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Narrow Tunnel Score: 0 Moves: 14 You are inside an ancient barrow hidden deep within a dark forest. The barrow opens into a narrow tunnel at its southern end. You can see a faint glow at the far end. >look up I don't understand that sentence. >look down I don't understand that sentence. >reload your gun I don't know the word 'reload'. >go south Narrow Tunnel You are standing at the southern end of a narrow tunnel where it opens into a wide cavern. The cavern is dimly illuminated by phosphorescent mosses clinging to its high ceiling. A deep ravine winds through the cavern, with a small stream at the bottom. The walls of the ravine are steep and crumbly. A foot bridge crosses the ravine to the south. >https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/barrow I don't know the word 'https://en'. >Figures. I don't know the word 'figures'. >light the walls I can't see any walls here. >
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@error_bot look at bridge
light the bridge
examine the bridge minutely
stab the bridge
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Narrow Tunnel Score: 0 Moves: 17 I don't know the word 'reload'. >go south Narrow Tunnel You are standing at the southern end of a narrow tunnel where it opens into a wide cavern. The cavern is dimly illuminated by phosphorescent mosses clinging to its high ceiling. A deep ravine winds through the cavern, with a small stream at the bottom. The walls of the ravine are steep and crumbly. A foot bridge crosses the ravine to the south. >https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/barrow I don't know the word 'https://en'. >Figures. I don't know the word 'figures'. >light the walls I can't see any walls here. >look at bridge I see nothing special about the bridge. >light the bridge You can't turn that on. >examine the bridge minutely I don't know the word 'minutely'. >stab the bridge I've known strange people, but fighting a bridge? >
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@error_bot go south
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Foot Bridge Score: 0 Moves: 18 wide cavern. The cavern is dimly illuminated by phosphorescent mosses clinging to its high ceiling. A deep ravine winds through the cavern, with a small stream at the bottom. The walls of the ravine are steep and crumbly. A foot bridge crosses the ravine to the south. >https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/barrow I don't know the word 'https://en'. >Figures. I don't know the word 'figures'. >light the walls I can't see any walls here. >look at bridge I see nothing special about the bridge. >light the bridge You can't turn that on. >examine the bridge minutely I don't know the word 'minutely'. >stab the bridge I've known strange people, but fighting a bridge? >go south Foot Bridge You are standing on a crude but sturdy wooden foot bridge crossing a deep ravine. The path runs north and south from here. >
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@error_bot go south
cut the bridge
scream
defend
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Great Cavern Score: 0 Moves: 20 I don't know the word 'minutely'. >stab the bridge I've known strange people, but fighting a bridge? >go south Foot Bridge You are standing on a crude but sturdy wooden foot bridge crossing a deep ravine. The path runs north and south from here. >go south Great Cavern This is the center of the great cavern. A great room of flowing color has been carved out of the limestone. Stalactites and stalagmites of many sizes are everywhere. The room glows with dim light provided by phosphorescent moss, and weird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites. There are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads southwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast. >cut the bridge (with the sword) I can't see any bridge here. >scream Aarrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh! >defend I don't know the word 'defend'. >
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@error_bot look behind you
prepare magic
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Great Cavern Score: 0 Moves: 20 Foot Bridge You are standing on a crude but sturdy wooden foot bridge crossing a deep ravine. The path runs north and south from here. >go south Great Cavern This is the center of the great cavern. A great room of flowing color has been carved out of the limestone. Stalactites and stalagmites of many sizes are everywhere. The room glows with dim light provided by phosphorescent moss, and weird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites. There are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads southwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast. >cut the bridge (with the sword) I can't see any bridge here. >scream Aarrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh! >defend I don't know the word 'defend'. >look behind you I don't know the word 'you'. >prepare magic I don't know the word 'prepare'. >
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@error_bot smell
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Great Cavern Score: 0 Moves: 20 ravine. The path runs north and south from here. >go south Great Cavern This is the center of the great cavern. A great room of flowing color has been carved out of the limestone. Stalactites and stalagmites of many sizes are everywhere. The room glows with dim light provided by phosphorescent moss, and weird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites. There are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads southwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast. >cut the bridge (with the sword) I can't see any bridge here. >scream Aarrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh! >defend I don't know the word 'defend'. >look behind you I don't know the word 'you'. >prepare magic I don't know the word 'prepare'. >smell What do you want to smell? >
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@error_bot smell the sword
smell the air
smell the lantern
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Great Cavern Score: 0 Moves: 22 weird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites. There are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads southwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast. >cut the bridge (with the sword) I can't see any bridge here. >scream Aarrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh! >defend I don't know the word 'defend'. >look behind you I don't know the word 'you'. >prepare magic I don't know the word 'prepare'. >smell What do you want to smell? >smell the sword It smells just like a sword. >smell the air I don't know the word 'air'. >smell the lantern It smells just like a lamp. >
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@error_bot dispel
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Great Cavern Score: 0 Moves: 22 southwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast. >cut the bridge (with the sword) I can't see any bridge here. >scream Aarrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh! >defend I don't know the word 'defend'. >look behind you I don't know the word 'you'. >prepare magic I don't know the word 'prepare'. >smell What do you want to smell? >smell the sword It smells just like a sword. >smell the air I don't know the word 'air'. >smell the lantern It smells just like a lamp. >dispel I don't know the word 'dispel'. >
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@error_bot look around
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Great Cavern Score: 0 Moves: 23 >look behind you I don't know the word 'you'. >prepare magic I don't know the word 'prepare'. >smell What do you want to smell? >smell the sword It smells just like a sword. >smell the air I don't know the word 'air'. >smell the lantern It smells just like a lamp. >dispel I don't know the word 'dispel'. >look around Great Cavern This is the center of the great cavern. A great room of flowing color has been carved out of the limestone. Stalactites and stalagmites of many sizes are everywhere. The room glows with dim light provided by phosphorescent moss, and weird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites. There are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads southwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast. >
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@error_bot stab a shadow
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Great Cavern Score: 0 Moves: 23 >prepare magic I don't know the word 'prepare'. >smell What do you want to smell? >smell the sword It smells just like a sword. >smell the air I don't know the word 'air'. >smell the lantern It smells just like a lamp. >dispel I don't know the word 'dispel'. >look around Great Cavern This is the center of the great cavern. A great room of flowing color has been carved out of the limestone. Stalactites and stalagmites of many sizes are everywhere. The room glows with dim light provided by phosphorescent moss, and weird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites. There are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads southwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast. >stab a shadow I don't know the word 'shadow'. >
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@error_bot sob
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Great Cavern Score: 0 Moves: 23 >smell What do you want to smell? >smell the sword It smells just like a sword. >smell the air I don't know the word 'air'. >smell the lantern It smells just like a lamp. >dispel I don't know the word 'dispel'. >look around Great Cavern This is the center of the great cavern. A great room of flowing color has been carved out of the limestone. Stalactites and stalagmites of many sizes are everywhere. The room glows with dim light provided by phosphorescent moss, and weird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites. There are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads southwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast. >stab a shadow I don't know the word 'shadow'. >sob I don't know the word 'sob'. >
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@error_bot sw
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Shallow Ford Score: 0 Moves: 24 Great Cavern This is the center of the great cavern. A great room of flowing color has been carved out of the limestone. Stalactites and stalagmites of many sizes are everywhere. The room glows with dim light provided by phosphorescent moss, and weird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites. There are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads southwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast. >stab a shadow I don't know the word 'shadow'. >sob I don't know the word 'sob'. >sw Shallow Ford You are at the southern edge of a great cavern. To the south across a shallow ford, is a dark tunnel which looks as though it was once enlarged and smoothed. To the north a narrow path winds among stalagmites. Dim light illuminates the cavern. A strange little man in a long cloak appears suddenly in the room. He is wearing a high pointed hat embroidered with astrological signs. He has a long, stringy, and unkempt beard. He mutters something (muffled by his beard) and disappears as suddenly as he came. >
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@error_bot wait
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Shallow Ford Score: 0 Moves: 28 carved out of the limestone. Stalactites and stalagmites of many sizes are everywhere. The room glows with dim light provided by phosphorescent moss, and weird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites. There are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads southwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast. >stab a shadow I don't know the word 'shadow'. >sob I don't know the word 'sob'. >sw Shallow Ford You are at the southern edge of a great cavern. To the south across a shallow ford, is a dark tunnel which looks as though it was once enlarged and smoothed. To the north a narrow path winds among stalagmites. Dim light illuminates the cavern. A strange little man in a long cloak appears suddenly in the room. He is wearing a high pointed hat embroidered with astrological signs. He has a long, stringy, and unkempt beard. He mutters something (muffled by his beard) and disappears as suddenly as he came. >wait Time passes... >
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@error_bot stab the little man when he reappears
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Shallow Ford Score: 0 Moves: 28 weird shadows move all around you. A narrow path winds among the stalagmites. There are many little trails leading in here and there, but a good one leads southwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast. >stab a shadow I don't know the word 'shadow'. >sob I don't know the word 'sob'. >sw Shallow Ford You are at the southern edge of a great cavern. To the south across a shallow ford, is a dark tunnel which looks as though it was once enlarged and smoothed. To the north a narrow path winds among stalagmites. Dim light illuminates the cavern. A strange little man in a long cloak appears suddenly in the room. He is wearing a high pointed hat embroidered with astrological signs. He has a long, stringy, and unkempt beard. He mutters something (muffled by his beard) and disappears as suddenly as he came. >wait Time passes... >stab the little man when he reappears I don't know the word 'when'. >
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@error_bot language
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Shallow Ford Score: 0 Moves: 28 southwest towards the edge of the room, and another leads northeast. >stab a shadow I don't know the word 'shadow'. >sob I don't know the word 'sob'. >sw Shallow Ford You are at the southern edge of a great cavern. To the south across a shallow ford, is a dark tunnel which looks as though it was once enlarged and smoothed. To the north a narrow path winds among stalagmites. Dim light illuminates the cavern. A strange little man in a long cloak appears suddenly in the room. He is wearing a high pointed hat embroidered with astrological signs. He has a long, stringy, and unkempt beard. He mutters something (muffled by his beard) and disappears as suddenly as he came. >wait Time passes... >stab the little man when he reappears I don't know the word 'when'. >language I don't know the word 'language'. >
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@error_bot help
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Commands:
!amazing-super-powers
!awkward-zombie
!bash
!blakeyrat
!cash-in
!celebrity-recognition
!colorizer
!covid-19
!deep-dream
!deep-mask
!define
!dilbert
!dinosaur-comics
!explosm
!fox
!giphy
!help
!http-cat
!in-painting
!jargon-file
!jeff
!magic-8-ball
!magic-the-gathering
!mandelbrot
!minecraft
!neural-style
!neural-talk
!penny-arcade
!perry-bible-fellowship
!pix-to-pix
!places
!query user
!random-integer
!random-string
!random-uuid
!roulette
!screenshot
!secret
!smbc-comics
!super-resolution
!tv-tropes
!uptime
!waifu-2x
!warthog
!wolfram-alpha
!xkcd
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@error_bot zork help
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Shallow Ford Score: 0 Moves: 28 I don't know the word 'shadow'. >sob I don't know the word 'sob'. >sw Shallow Ford You are at the southern edge of a great cavern. To the south across a shallow ford, is a dark tunnel which looks as though it was once enlarged and smoothed. To the north a narrow path winds among stalagmites. Dim light illuminates the cavern. A strange little man in a long cloak appears suddenly in the room. He is wearing a high pointed hat embroidered with astrological signs. He has a long, stringy, and unkempt beard. He mutters something (muffled by his beard) and disappears as suddenly as he came. >wait Time passes... >stab the little man when he reappears I don't know the word 'when'. >language I don't know the word 'language'. >zork help I don't know the word 'help'. >
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@error_bot manual
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Shallow Ford Score: 0 Moves: 28 I don't know the word 'sob'. >sw Shallow Ford You are at the southern edge of a great cavern. To the south across a shallow ford, is a dark tunnel which looks as though it was once enlarged and smoothed. To the north a narrow path winds among stalagmites. Dim light illuminates the cavern. A strange little man in a long cloak appears suddenly in the room. He is wearing a high pointed hat embroidered with astrological signs. He has a long, stringy, and unkempt beard. He mutters something (muffled by his beard) and disappears as suddenly as he came. >wait Time passes... >stab the little man when he reappears I don't know the word 'when'. >language I don't know the word 'language'. >zork help I don't know the word 'help'. >manual I don't know the word 'manual'. >
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No in-game manual. Great...