Florida Man goes to...
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@jinpa said in Florida Man goes to...:
What the heck was this man trying to accomplish?
FUN! Great FUN!
By driving the firetruck, he could make others believe that there is an emergency, they are likely to give way (except for Teslas, but that's a different story ). And the police chasing him will be thought of a real emergency, too.
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@BernieTheBernie said in Florida Man goes to...:
except for Teslas, but that's a different story
It could be a case of "Suicide by Tesla"
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@TimeBandit said in Florida Man goes to...:
@BernieTheBernie said in Florida Man goes to...:
except for Teslas, but that's a different story
It could be a case of "Suicide by Tesla"
With the benefit of not needing to drive one
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@TimeBandit Side note: What's that with three stars on his collar? Are there officers with two stars, and all the way down the ranks in a pyramid shape without gaps? If not, then it's rank inflation.
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@jinpa said in Florida Man goes to...:
@TimeBandit Side note: What's that with three stars on his collar? Are there officers with two stars, and all the way down the ranks in a pyramid shape without gaps? If not, then it's rank inflation.
He's one below the Sheriff, who has four stars. Looks like the Chief of Staff:
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@boomzilla I guess it would have been too MacArthurish to give him five stars.
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@boomzilla A warning to all of us. Who amongst us has not forgotten about the baby raccoon in our knapsack?
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@jinpa said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla A warning to all of us. Who amongst us has not forgotten about the baby raccoon in our knapsack?
While bicycling!
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@boomzilla So, she wasn't wealthy enough to set up a fund whose sole responsibility is caring for the cats/house as previous wealthy crazy cat ladies have done to solve this issue?
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@Carnage I suppose she was wealthy enough, but not smart enough.
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Worldstar!
“We both fell onto the ground and Hariston put one of his arms around my neck in a choke hold and began to squeeze, restricting my airway, making it unable for me to breathe,” the officer wrote. “I began to get dizzy and immediately spotty, as my airflow was restricted, and I was beginning to lose consciousness.”
My man applied a decent guillotine, sounds like.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
I was not surprised to find out that she's a domestic abuser.
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Attempt self-unaliving
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@boomzilla Unless they're leaving something out, it sounds like it wasn't the bandaged woman's fault. Poor judgment, perhaps. Not sure why they're charging her when it sounds like it was self-defense.
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Florida man FTW!
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@boomzilla Impressive, but slightly less so learning that they're matched speeds. It's akin to jumping from one side of a truck bed to the other. The gap is what makes it cooler.
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@Tsaukpaetra still pretty bad ass, even if you've seen way better stunts in movies.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
That girl has some pretty bad boyfriend selection criteria.
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@Carnage said in Florida Man goes to...:
bad boyfriend selection
Works regardless of how you parenthesize it.
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@Carnage said in Florida Man goes to...:
That girl has some pretty bad boyfriend selection criteria.
He loves her enough to kill his Dad for her!
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@boomzilla As a lot of the stuff I see, I'm kind of surprised this is news. "Grad student and someone's neighbor is also an addict. National News at 11."
I am surprised, maybe even skeptical, though, that the neighbors got sick from it. I have never heard of anyone getting sick because someone outside their house shot up
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@jinpa said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla As a lot of the stuff I see, I'm kind of surprised this is news. "Grad student and someone's neighbor is also an addict. National News at 11."
I am surprised, maybe even skeptical, though, that the neighbors got sick from it. I have never heard of anyone getting sick because someone outside their house shot up.
You really need to RTFA on this one. The chemistry student wasn't shooting opioids into himself outside the door. He was deliberately poisoning the people in the apartment by pumping the aerosolized opioid into the apartment under the crack in the front door.
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@izzion said in Florida Man goes to...:
You really need to RTFA on this one.
Or just watch the 28 seconds video
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@TimeBandit said in Florida Man goes to...:
@izzion said in Florida Man goes to...:
You really need to RTFA on this one.
Or just watch the 28 seconds video
RTFA watch video
dumbox is bad and should feel bad
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- A dirty mind is a joy forever
- It's not weird. You're making it weird.
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@jinpa said in Florida Man goes to...:
Ah, yeah, same guy as last time.
Officials said he attempted similar voyages in 2014, 2016 and 2021, all of which have ended with Coast Guard intervention.
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When I first read that I thought the bear had an extra leg, but actually it's just a bear with two legs and an arm.
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@Zecc Yogi Bear was not a documentary.
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@boomzilla Hmm. The video stopped before the alleged pounding back of three White Claws. Is NTB fake news?
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