Florida Man goes to...
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@dkf said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Karla said in Florida Man goes to...:
Shook him a bit.
Was it your son or the shark who was doing the shaking?
Probably the shark.
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If they're not snowbirds yet, they'll certainly fit right in once they do winter in Florida...
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@izzion somewhere
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@TimeBandit said in Florida Man goes to...:
@izzion
somewhereDriving Anti-patterns... by about an hour.
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@HardwareGeek said in Florida Man goes to...:
@TimeBandit said in Florida Man goes to...:
@izzion
somewhereDriving Anti-patterns... by about an hour.
Look, it wasn't even 15 minutes, OK? And it's not like I have time to search all the threads when I've got a hot link to shitpost in the middle of the workday.
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@izzion said in Florida Man goes to...:
@HardwareGeek said in Florida Man goes to...:
@TimeBandit said in Florida Man goes to...:
@izzion
somewhereDriving Anti-patterns... by about an hour.
Look, it wasn't even 15 minutes, OK? And it's not like I have time to search all the threads when I've got a hot link to shitpost in the middle of the workday.
@izzion said in Florida Man goes to...:
@HardwareGeek said in Florida Man goes to...:
@TimeBandit said in Florida Man goes to...:
@izzion
somewhereDriving Anti-patterns... by about an hour.
Look, it wasn't even 15 minutes, OK? And it's not like I have time to search all the threads when I've got a hot link to shitpost in the middle of the workday.
Shitposts are also . There is no Indiana specific shitpost thread.
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@izzion said in Florida Man goes to...:
Look, it wasn't even 15 minutes, OK?
Blame 's "about ... ago" timestamps.
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... the coast guard to reclaim his runaway boat.
The sheriff's office said the incident should serve as a reminder to wear a flotation device while boating and utilize a cut-off switch, or "kill cord," to ensure the boat's engine stops when the driver is thrown overboard.
Florida man doesn't need any of that and trusts his own wits.
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@JBert said in Florida Man goes to...:
Florida man doesn't need any of that and trusts his own wits.
His wits? All half of them?
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There is a new King in Florida:
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Words typically associated with one or more forms of chemical courage enhancement and positively correlated with the instruction, "Hold my beer."
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Not all heroes wear capes.
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...Brazil.
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@Gąska At first I thought
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... pick up a nearly-drowned dog.
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Florida Man tries to go to Missouri
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@boomzilla I was like "again?" but then I noticed the colon.
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@Gąska said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla I was like "again?" but then I noticed the colon.
When someone is having sex and you notice the colon....
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@Watson Anal then.
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Kobra Kai: Florida
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
Kobra Kai: Florida
how they plan to
preventensure a repeat.And what's the ticket price?
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Florida lizard moves to England:
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@boomzilla That's pretty tame for police pursuit videos.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
Kobra Kai: Florida
According to Hillsborough County sheriff’s deputies, the melee involved about 200 kids -- mostly teenagers.
Ah, ok. I've seen and been a part of those kinds of brawls as a teen. Usually in parks or parking lots though, never at a trampoline park.
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@Carnage This only happened because the bouncers allowed it.
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@Zecc I hate you.
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@boomzilla Linked from that page, not Florida and would be a better fit in many other threads but :
Of course the source is a site called "barstoolsports".
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INB4 Things that remind you of...
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
that employed oil, pink lipstick, and a dead raccoon.
I was actually thinking of a different movie, but I think this one works very well:
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/23428835-ae32-48f4-b378-b611cd63324a
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@boomzilla burglary, vs assault or robbery - the glitter itself appears not to be implicated.
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@Gribnit I suspect it's a matter of breaking and entering while the dwelling is occupied.
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@Carnage Dammit, you made me look.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Gribnit I suspect it's a matter of breaking and entering while the dwelling is occupied.
Seems likely. Implies that the law has not caught up with glitter. Is that stuff flammable BTW? No reason.
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@Carnage said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
Those are some smug ass faces.
Congratulations, your statement is hyphen-placement-independent.
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@Gribnit said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Carnage said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
Those are some smug ass faces.
Congratulations, your statement is hyphen-placement-independent.
@error_bot !xkcd ass car
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xkcd said in https://xkcd.com/37/ :
Hyphen
(via https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?search=ass+car&title=Special%3ASearch&fulltext=1)