Florida Man goes to...
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Florida Man goes to...:
@M_Adams He's lucky the alligator wasn't packing heat like roaches in Detroit do
Meh, it is much warmer in Florida than it is in Detroit, They don't need heat.
Now the alligators in the NYC sewers, that's a different story.
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@Karla said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Florida Man goes to...:
@M_Adams He's lucky the alligator wasn't packing heat like roaches in Detroit do
Meh, it is much warmer in Florida than it is in Detroit, They don't need heat.
Now the alligators in the NYC sewers, that's a different story.
There's no limit on how long they can live or how big they can get, but the heat limits how fast they can do it. Sewage workers have brought back scales you can use as a sled.
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polish meme
understanding two words of it
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profit!
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
https://www.wreg.com/news/it-was-insane-maid-of-honor-turns-florida-wedding-into-nightmare/
This arrest is Willis’ ninth in Charlotte County.
Ah. Couldn't see that coming...
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@dcon Perhaps the bride needs to choose her bridesmaids (and probably friends in general) more carefully.
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@HardwareGeek said in Florida Man goes to...:
@dcon Perhaps the bride needs to choose her bridesmaids (and probably friends in general) more carefully.
Well, from that article, the bride does now have one less friend!
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@dcon said in Florida Man goes to...:
from that article
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@boomzilla again? I really thought he'd make it this time.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
https://www.wreg.com/news/it-was-insane-maid-of-honor-turns-florida-wedding-into-nightmare/
She faces charges of larceny, battery, grand theft of a motor vehicle, and violation of probation.
How to avoid trademark infringement.
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(half serious) I wonder if legislators changed the name from grand theft auto to include vehicles other than automobiles.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
No religious defense? I would have a full beard and curls so fast your head would spin. I can make the nose work already.
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... the realtor wondering why their house won't sell.
Seems they're still on the lookout for a tree connoisseur:
"We have a lot of tree huggers here," she said. "I'm surprised I haven't sold this to a tree hugger."
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@topspin said in Florida Man goes to...:
Now I'm imagining Breaking Bad having been recorded in Florida.
That would be a good show...
Dexter is coming back, btw.
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@boomzilla Make the first date memorable, because there's not going to be a second, I guess.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
Hopefully he learns from this that when a woman screams "No, Stop!" that doesn't mean "Go Harder". Or his next prison stint will be even longer.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
Let me guess: It was Cloud and Jesse going to the upper plate illegaly?
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@Captain said in Florida Man goes to...:
@topspin said in Florida Man goes to...:
Now I'm imagining Breaking Bad having been recorded in Florida.
That would be a good show...
Dexter is coming back, btw.
As much as I want to see more, I refuse to watch because of the previous ending. And many fans attest that the first 4 seasons were great, and should have ended there.
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@Zecc In South east asia, people usually mark deep pot holes with palm leafs.
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Florida Man, courtesy of @Zecc, said in Florida Man goes to...:
potholes on the road swallowing up expensive Tesla cars
I see no problem with that.
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@BernieTheBernie said in Florida Man goes to...:
pot holes
current local solution: organize the UCI World Championship Time Trial
strangely how many roads got fixed in short order
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@BernieTheBernie said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Zecc In South east asia, people usually mark deep pot holes with palm leafs.
In Jamaica, they mark palm holes with pot leaves
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@hungrier said in Florida Man goes to...:
@BernieTheBernie said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Zecc In South east asia, people usually mark deep pot holes with palm leafs.
In Jamaica, they mark palm holes with pot leaves
In Southeast Jamaica, deep Asian people with palm pots leave hole marks.
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there was a "distinct odor of an alcoholic beverage coming from her person..."
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@Zecc TFA didn't mention it, but
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@HardwareGeek said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Zecc TFA didn't mention it, but
Could've been many solvent odors, if you don't recognize them they'd easily get classed as alcohol. Dunno about hexane. My bet is, they were huffing oven cleaner, meth and booze have worse cell-death-per-cent benefit ratios.
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A Florida Woman who had to be pulled from the cab of a fire engine that she tried to steal denied being under the influence of the usual street potions, but said that she had taken the “Elixir of Life” before trying to boost the emergency vehicle, according to court records.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
usual street potions
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usual street potions
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usual street potions
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
...she tried to steal denied being under the influence of the usual street potions, but said that she had taken the “Elixir of Life” before trying to boost the emergency vehicle, according to court records.
usual street potions
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@Karla said in Florida Man goes to...:
...she tried to steal denied being under the influence of the usual street potions, but said that she had taken the “Elixir of Life” before trying to boost the emergency vehicle, according to court records.
usual street potions
i.e. no weed or crack, just angel dust.
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@LaoC said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Karla said in Florida Man goes to...:
...she tried to steal denied being under the influence of the usual street potions, but said that she had taken the “Elixir of Life” before trying to boost the emergency vehicle, according to court records.
usual street potions
i.e. no weed or crack, just angel dust.
Since I didn't know that I guess I'm not as ghetto as I thought I was.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
We were staying with friends in Florida. The boys when fishing, and my tween/teen son caught a small shark. Shook him a bit.
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@Karla said in Florida Man goes to...:
Shook him a bit.
Was it your son or the shark who was doing the shaking?
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@Karla said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Captain said in Florida Man goes to...:
@topspin said in Florida Man goes to...:
Now I'm imagining Breaking Bad having been recorded in Florida.
That would be a good show...
Dexter is coming back, btw.
As much as I want to see more, I refuse to watch because of the previous ending. And many fans attest that the first 4 seasons were great, and should have ended there.
On a related note, the Dexter board game has been described as extremely boring. It's a roll-and-move with nothing to do on most turns. So at least season 5 is better than the board game?
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
this is only true if the labor cost or attrition actually increased.