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Here is my entrepreneurial advice:
Fuck Valve.
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@blakeyrat said in Ask the entrepreneurs advice:
Here is my entrepreneurial advice:
Fuck Valve.
As in the company that makes steam?
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@stillwater said in Ask the entrepreneurs advice:
As in the company that makes steam?
Yeah they make steaming turd software.
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@blakeyrat said in Ask the entrepreneurs advice:
@stillwater said in Ask the entrepreneurs advice:
As in the company that makes steam?
Yeah they make steaming turd software.
What is it about steam that pisses you off? I've found that it pretty much gets out of my way when it comes to playing games.
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@blakeyrat said in Ask the entrepreneurs advice:
@stillwater said in Ask the entrepreneurs advice:
As in the company that makes steam?
Yeah they make steaming turd software.
Take it to another thread, please.
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@polygeekery said in Ask the entrepreneurs advice:
Take it to another thread, please.
It's legit advice. From a person who's trying to be an entrepreneur.
I'm trying to sell a product, make them money. They tell me it takes 2-3 business days to "approve" my store page. It's been 2 months instead, no communication from them. Also no communication from my support ticket.
Fuck Valve.
Anyway I think I have the right to shit in your threads a little bit considering the 573,236 threads of mine that you've covered in creamy brown turds over the years, huh?
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@blakeyrat said in Ask the entrepreneurs advice:
Anyway I think I have the right to shit in your threads a little bit considering the 573,236 threads of mine that you've covered in creamy brown turds over the years, huh?
I tend to leave your serious and/or coding help threads alone.
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@polygeekery said in Ask the entrepreneurs advice:
I tend to leave your serious and/or coding help threads alone.
Oh, right, you're a liar too. Why not just pull up your Pampers and take the shit you dish out all the fucking time. If you were even right about me shitting in your thread in the first place, which you're not.
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@stillwater said in Fork Valve:
@blakeyrat said in Ask the entrepreneurs advice:
@stillwater said in Ask the entrepreneurs advice:
As in the company that makes steam?
Yeah they make steaming turd software.
What is it about steam that pisses you off?
It's @blakeyrat, so I'm going to guess "existing".
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@dragnslcr That's a bit unfair, he did explain the reasons and it's hard to blame him for his attitude towards Steam in light of them.
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@stillwater said in Fork Valve:
What is it about steam that pisses you off?
Ask him about Steam's font sizes!
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The mods on this site will move on-topic posts away from Intercourse's threads if he complains, but won't move his shit out of my General Help threads when I complain?
Fuck all y'all.
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@blakeyrat I think if you'd just left off the "Anyway I think I have the right to shit in your threads a little bit" part in that one post, it would have been fine as a minor diversion. (Putting the reasons in the first post about Valve would have been even better.) But that started an off-topic argument that didn't really need to happen.
And yes, I agree that your help threads attract more off-topic abuse than they should. I generally try not to contribute to that, but I probably have at some point, so I apologise for that.
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@blakeyrat Is there a specific reason you don't use @Polygeekery's name?
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@scarlet_manuka said in Fork Valve:
@blakeyrat I think if you'd just left off the "Anyway I think I have the right to shit in your threads a little bit" part in that one post, it would have been fine as a minor diversion. (Putting the reasons in the first post about Valve would have been even better.) But that started an off-topic argument that didn't really need to happen.
Unless it's in one of MY threads in which case it happens and the mods never fucking move anything and it's ok for everybody here to be a complete jerk to me at all times forever. Yeah I get it, you all fucking hate me. Fine. Fuck you too.
But the mods could at least pretend to be fucking neutral.
@scarlet_manuka said in Fork Valve:
And yes, I agree that your help threads attract more off-topic abuse than they should.
Oh but Intercourse says he doesn't shit in them, despite the fact that he does exactly that ALL THE FUCKING TIME, but obviously he'd never tell a fib, better believe him!!!
@scarlet_manuka said in Fork Valve:
I generally try not to contribute to that, but I probably have at some point, so I apologise for that.
I don't want apologies, I want people to not be dicks. Apologies never helped anything.
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@pie_flavor said in Fork Valve:
Is there a specific reason you don't use @Polygeekery's name?
I do use his name. I didn't change it, he did.
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@blakeyrat said in Fork Valve:
@scarlet_manuka said in Fork Valve:
And yes, I agree that your help threads attract more off-topic abuse than they should.
Oh but Intercourse says he doesn't shit in them, despite the fact that he does exactly that ALL THE FUCKING TIME, but obviously he'd never tell a fib, better believe him!!!
In case you didn't know, there's a reason your help threads attract more off-topic abuse.
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@pie_flavor said in Fork Valve:
In case you didn't know, there's a reason your help threads attract more off-topic abuse.
Because everything thinks it's perfectly ok and hunky-dory to treat me like shit, even if it violates literally the only rule the forum even has? Great. Thanks for letting me fucking know, but I'd already figured that out.
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@boomzilla said in Fork Valve:
@stillwater said in Fork Valve:
What is it about steam that pisses you off?
Ask him about Steam's font sizes!
He should make the window 3px larger.
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@pie_flavor said in Fork Valve:
@blakeyrat Is there a specific reason you don't use @Polygeekery's name?
Because he is a cockhole.
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@blakeyrat said in Fork Valve:
Oh but Intercourse says he doesn't shit in them, despite the fact that he does exactly that ALL THE FUCKING TIME, but obviously he'd never tell a fib, better believe him!!!
You exaggerate.
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@polygeekery said in Fork Valve:
Because he is a cockhole.
You chose it, not me.
Not sure why I'm getting criticism for you saying to yourself "Hm, yes I want to be known as 'intercourse' on this website!" But I suppose everything is my fault isn't it.
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@blakeyrat said in Fork Valve:
I want people to not be dicks.
Try that tactic yourself and see how people will treat you better.
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@blakeyrat said in Fork Valve:
@pie_flavor said in Fork Valve:
In case you didn't know, there's a reason your help threads attract more off-topic abuse.
Because everything thinks it's perfectly ok and hunky-dory to treat me like shit, even if it violates literally the only rule the forum even has? Great. Thanks for letting me fucking know, but I'd already figured that out.
No, because you are a dick to everyone and they respond in kind.
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@polygeekery said in Fork Valve:
Try that tactic yourself and see how people will treat you better.
Go fuck yourself. And fuck the mods who give you preferential treatment too. Fuck all y'all.
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@polygeekery said in Fork Valve:
No, because you are a dick to everyone and they respond in kind.
Even if I had been being a dick in that topic, which I was not, you've been a dick in my topics MILLIONS OF TIMES and mods never respond to my request to split the posts out.
I expect you to be human garbage shithead. I didn't expect it of the mods.
And for the record, I do have the right to shit in your threads because you've done it to mine hundreds of times. "I avoid your serious threads" you fucking liar, I can't even COUNT the number of Help threads you've fucking shit all over.
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@blakeyrat said in Fork Valve:
Go fuck yourself.
Nah.
@blakeyrat said in Fork Valve:
And fuck the mods who give you preferential treatment too.
How do they do that?
@blakeyrat said in Fork Valve:
Fuck all y'all.
Try being civil to people for once.
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... And thus we see why this set of posts had to be split out of the other thread.
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@scarlet_manuka said in Fork Valve:
... And thus we see why this set of posts had to be split out of the other thread.
You don't think Intercourse deserves to have his thread ruined, after he's done it to me so many times? Fuck you too.
Either the mods merge this back into his main thread, or retroactively go through all the mod requests I've made trying to fix Intercourse's fucking dickhole behavior. Fair's fucking fair.
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@blakeyrat said in Fork Valve:
@polygeekery said in Fork Valve:
No, because you are a dick to everyone and they respond in kind.
Even if I had been being a dick in that topic, which I was not, you've been a dick in my topics MILLIONS OF TIMES and mods never respond to my request to split the posts out.
I expect you to be human garbage shithead. I didn't expect it of the mods.
And for the record, I do have the right to shit in your threads because you've done it to mine hundreds of times. "I avoid your serious threads" you fucking liar, I can't even COUNT the number of Help threads you've fucking shit all over.
We need a society more accepting of prostitution. You seem tense. We need a service where you can send hookers to people. Hookergrams.
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@blakeyrat Actually no, I don't think pointless revenge is a good thing.
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@scarlet_manuka said in Fork Valve:
@blakeyrat Actually no, I don't think pointless revenge is a good thing.
I don't even want revenge, my post in Intercourse's thread was ON TOPIC IN THE FIRST PLACE, remember?
I want the mods to justify preferential treatment.
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@blakeyrat It started off marginally on-topic, got a bit more on-topic, then spiralled way off-topic. Maybe the split should have been a couple of posts further along, but you can't seriously argue that the posts in this thread have stayed on-topic to the original thread. And historically when a thread is split it's normally done at the very start of the diversion. This one doesn't seem to be materially different to the others I've seen.
I've already agreed that your help threads are not treated well, and
means it's pointless to discuss it further here, especially since I'm not a mod anyway.
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@blakeyrat said in Fork Valve:
my post in Intercourse's thread was ON TOPIC IN THE FIRST PLACE, remember?
No, it wasn't.
I have no problem with them splitting my posts out of threads. I don't throw a hissy fit when it happens. Chill out man. You guys have legal weed, go smoke a blunt or something.
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@scarlet_manuka said in Fork Valve:
but you can't seriously argue that the posts in this thread have stayed on-topic to the original thread.
Who gives a shit. I didn't make THIS thread.
@scarlet_manuka said in Fork Valve:
And historically when a thread is split it's normally done at the very start of the diversion.
Unless I request it be done in my Help thread, where the posts aren't just off-topic BUT IN VIOLATION OF THE FORUM RULES. Then nothing at all happens.
@scarlet_manuka said in Fork Valve:
This one doesn't seem to be materially different to the others I've seen.
Even assuming I was shitting in Intercourse's thread, which like I've said and you've confirmed I was not, the problem is the mods moved my posts and they never respond to my moderation requests when he shits in my threads.
@polygeekery said in Fork Valve:
I have no problem with them splitting my posts out of threads. I don't throw a hissy fit when it happens.
IT NEVER DOES HAPPEN BECAUSE THE MODS FUCKING IGNORE MY REQUESTS TO DO IT! Do you not understand the problem here? Are you too retarded to get it?
Fuck you.
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lol triggered.
actually, that's not so funny. I was recently diagnosed with ptsd and it happens to me all the time. it sucks.
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@blakeyrat said in Fork Valve:
I want the mods to justify preferential treatment.
Preferential treatment?
I flagged your posts and nothing happened for over an hour. I sent a mod a PM asking nicely for posts to be moved and then it finally happened.
If I get "preferential treatment" in your mind it is probably because I am not openly hostile towards them and ask nicely. Perhaps you could give that tactic a try?
Nah,it is easier to cry fowl and claim you are oppressed and have a pity party.
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@polygeekery said in Fork Valve:
I flagged your posts and nothing happened for over an hour.
I flag yours and nothing happens for an infinite amount of time. So yes, that's preferential treatment.
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@blakeyrat said in Fork Valve:
@polygeekery said in Fork Valve:
I flagged your posts and nothing happened for over an hour.
I flag yours and nothing happens for an infinite amount of time. So yes, that's preferential treatment.
Maybe they don't get them? As I said, you chucklefuck, nothing happened when I flag them either. Try reading you illiterate bastard.
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@timebandit we will have none of that here.
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@polygeekery said in Fork Valve:
@timebandit we will have none of that here.
Fucking and goal-post moving?
Oh, is that not what those symbols mean?
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I read the title and thought that's a good idea. That way, Valve A could continue developing their cash cow shit client, and Valve B could finally make the games people want them to make (cough HL cough).
Alas, this is not the thread I was looking for.
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@topspin said in Fork Valve:
Alas, this is not the thread I was looking for.
I guess you could fork it...
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@blakeyrat said in Fork Valve:
@pie_flavor said in Fork Valve:
In case you didn't know, there's a reason your help threads attract more off-topic abuse.
Because everything thinks it's perfectly ok and hunky-dory to treat me like shit, even if it violates literally the only rule the forum even has? Great. Thanks for letting me fucking know, but I'd already figured that out.
Which rule is that? And you don't seem to have discerned the reason.
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@blakeyrat said in Fork Valve:
Go fuck yourself. And fuck the mods who give you preferential treatment too. Fuck all y'all.
Wasn't this eventually the shit
got banned over?
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@pie_flavor Well then better ban me. "Oh no a group of people who are jerks to me all the time are banning me".
