Programming Memes Thread
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@LaoC said in Programming Memes Thread:
Compassion? Certification? Causality? Continuity? Contraindicationalitation?
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@Tsaukpaetra Cash
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@homoBalkanus Will card do?
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@Applied-Mediocrity depends on credit score
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Programming Memes Thread:
@homoBalkanus Will card do?
Bad idea. For cash, the most you can lose is whatever you happen to have in your wallet at the moment, but you do NOT want a woman to have access to your card.
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@HardwareGeek depends on the woman. My wife usually has more money than me at any given point so her having my card would be… largely pointless.
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@BernieTheBernie said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Arantor said in Programming Memes Thread:
pointless
Did you mean
disap-point-ing
to her?No.
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You've heard of “duck typing”, right? So the opposite is:
Slowworm typing: it looks like a snake, it slithers like a snake, but it isn't a snake.
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@Zerosquare “Slowworm isn't a snake” is basically a meme around here in Czechia. It's the first thing most people remember about them because it was mentioned in some elementary school textbook or somewhere like that, and they are relatively common here so most people have seen some.
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@Bulb said in Programming Memes Thread:
You've heard of “duck typing”, right? So the opposite is:
Slowworm typing: it looks like a snake, it slithers like a snake, but it isn't a snake.
Sometimes it's Platypus typing: it looks like … something. Which it probably isn't. Guess again. Oh, and don't go near it, that way lies pain.
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@Bulb said in Programming Memes Thread:
“Slowworm isn't a snake”
Just make sure you do not mistake a snake for a slowworm. I did, and I was surprised when the slowworm threatened me cobra-style. Anyway, it was a harmless small snake, and did not bite (just threaten).
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The9GAG said:
Technical debt: Move fast and don't fix things
Agile development: Admitting you have no plan
TDD: Guessing the future, one test at a time
Open source: Asking someone else to fix it
CI/CD: Automating your mistakes into production
API: Asking someone else to do it
DevOps: The belief that more tools fix any problem
Microservices: Creating enough small problems to avoid one big one
Cybersecurity: Play hide and seek with hackers
Serverless: Pretending servers don't exist until the bill comes
Scrum: Group therapy for being behind schedule
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@Bulb quoted in Programming Memes Thread:
Serverless: Pretending servers don't exist until the bill comes
That one got me!
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@dkf That "Bill" is the short form of "William", isn't it?
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@BernieTheBernie said in Programming Memes Thread:
@dkf That "Bill" is the short form of "William", isn't it?
I hear Bill loves greenbacking but at that age and savings account it takes a bit more to make him come.
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@error said in Programming Memes Thread:
@PleegWat said in Programming Memes Thread:
confluence's search is barely better than nothing at all.
Confluence search makes NodeBB search look good.
Hell, I'm lucky if I can even find a match within our organization (worldwide company with hundreds of orgs).
I really dislike this all the org docs in a single confluence thing. I'd rather have hundreds of scattered things, so I would have the few ones I care bookmarked
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@cheong said in Programming Memes Thread:
@The_Quiet_One said in Programming Memes Thread:
Sadly, the browser that users use don't run on docker, neither is their phone.
Context: We recently have login bug that affects iPhone users only, but none in my team has an iPhone
I go to great lengths to ignore anything apple exists
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Needs more mine roller, rolling city, mech, etc... No set of users is that consistent.
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@Dragoon said in Programming Memes Thread:
Needs more mine roller, rolling city, mech, etc... No set of users is that consistent.
Also a double decker bus, a 3 ring circus, a mining truck, 17 bicycles ridden by baboons, and a sailing ship. Users gotta user.
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@Dragoon said in Programming Memes Thread:
Needs more mine roller, rolling city, mech, etc... No set of users is that consistent.
I'd word it differently: If the users really are that consistent, it is on PM for not knowing or on QA for not aligning the tests with known user applications.
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@dkf said in Programming Memes Thread:
@Dragoon said in Programming Memes Thread:
Needs more mine roller, rolling city, mech, etc... No set of users is that consistent.
Also a double decker bus, a 3 ring circus, a mining truck, 17 bicycles ridden by baboons, and a sailing ship. Users gotta user.
A copy of Usyless including Gutenberg license can be funny too.