The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Ah, so that's how a cat scan works!
Not quite. CAT expands to "Cuteness Assisted Tummyography" and involves a directed stream of kittens.
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Seen on Reddit:
Q: What's the opposite of ladyfingers?Mentos
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Seen on Reddit:
Q: What's the opposite of ladyfingers?MentosThis reminds me of the time I was out with my mother and found a parking spot in front of some boutique called "Foothills Woman". Mom said "what's a Foothills Woman?" I said that must be what a Valley Girl turns into when she grows up.
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@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
CAT expands to "Cuteness Assisted Tummyography" and involves a directed stream of kittens.
There's no such thing. Kittens cannot be directed.
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@da-Doctah hold you a pork chop, having a kitten within range of but not at yon location of chop-hold, and shortly there'll be a kitten on that chop.
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
It's called "Pinot" so either of the other ones should do just as well.
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This is relevant to a few things I've seen on this forum recently (courtesy of my uncle):
I had a tooth out and as a Buddhist refused an anaesthetic.
I used my ability to transcend dental medication!
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@HardwareGeek this one's for you:
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@HardwareGeek this one's for you:
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Corrected (I think)
Most people could not care less that people say "irregardless." This misuse should have been nipped in the bud long ago. Maybe they are just scapegoats for the broader problems of the decline of education, but even though I have been biding my time here, cringing at the next faux pas while they get off scot-free, it's truly a moot point these days. Face it: it's a dog-eat-dog world. I think I'll just go curl up in a fetal position. Et cetera...
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*edit another one
dinosandcomics.com
*edit I lied
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@djls45 said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Corrected (I think)
Most people could not care less that people say "irregardless." This misuse should have been nipped in the bud long ago. Maybe they are just scapegoats for the broader problems of the decline of education, but even though I have been biding my time here, cringing at the next faux pas while they get off scot-free, it's truly a moot point these days. Face it: it's a dog-eat-dog world. I think I'll just go curl up in a fetal position. Et cetera...
What are you, some kind of pre-Madonna?
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@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@djls45 said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Corrected (I think)
Most people could not care less that people say "irregardless." This misuse should have been nipped in the bud long ago. Maybe they are just scapegoats for the broader problems of the decline of education, but even though I have been biding my time here, cringing at the next faux pas while they get off scot-free, it's truly a moot point these days. Face it: it's a dog-eat-dog world. I think I'll just go curl up in a fetal position. Et cetera...
What are you, some kind of pre-Madonna?
It's the corpus' own fault for not unstacking the errors such that they're ambiguously resolvable.
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@loopback0 said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Dunno. Something seemed lacking, in retrospect.
The Fans really blew me away.
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Seen elsewhere (comment by Bender)
Why do sailors believe that their ship's pronouns are "she" and "her"?
Because that's what the ships were assigned at berth.
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@boomzilla Ooh, @HardwareGeek is going to have ants in his pants about this
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla Ooh, @HardwareGeek is going to have ants in his pants about this
Yeah, it's really going to bug him. He'll probably tell us to buzz off.
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@Benjamin-Hall I'm just going to , shake my head, and try to forget I ever saw it. I've already done the first two.
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@HardwareGeek Yeah, it's probably for the best not to have a bee in your bonnet.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@HardwareGeek Yeah, it's probably for the best not to have a bee in your bonnet.
Wouldn't want to get crabby.
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Fun fact: Kyiv literally means "city of sticks".
It used to be a Polish city.
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@Gąska said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Fun fact: Kyiv literally means "city of sticks".
It used to be a Polish city.
Really? That's the same translation as Teec Nos Pos, a settlement on the Navajo reservation near Four Corners.
(Actually, the Athabaskan is literally "circle of sticks", generally understood to refer to a corral.)
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@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gąska said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Fun fact: Kyiv literally means "city of sticks".
It used to be a Polish city.
Really? That's the same translation as Teec Nos Pos, a settlement on the Navajo reservation near Four Corners.
(Actually, the Athabaskan is literally "circle of sticks", generally understood to refer to a corral.)
Unsurprising. The palisade wall is an extremely common structure which pops up all around.
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@Gąska said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Fun fact: Kyiv literally means "city of sticks".
It used to be a Polish city.
And you still failed to set up the Kakczynski-Putin pact, with Poland getting back its part of Ukraina?
How bad for you!
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@BernieTheBernie Don't worry (or rather, do). He's been training with... uh, Europa Universalis IV, I think?... for years.
Also, Counter Strike, just in case. With Gąska I Odnowiciel soon Rzeczpospolita is going to get back and forward
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@Applied-Mediocrity Do you fear that they might remember their Lithuanian lands? And how far did those extend northwards? Some danger for you to become Polish after all?
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@BernieTheBernie Hey, I've always said I liked Poland
In the early 17th century almost all Baltic territory was theirs.
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A pun so bad nobody realized there's a joke in there.
I'd make the punchline "there are a lot of Poles there" but... well, not anymore.
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@Gąska said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Fun fact: Kyiv literally means "city of sticks".
It used to be a Polish city.
Do you mean like from the word кий (cue stick)?
Ain't nobody got time for reading all that but the essence seems to be Kyi's city.
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I've known about IntelliJ CLion for years but only now realized there's a pun in there.
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@Gąska said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I've known about IntelliJ CLion for years but only now realized there's a pun in there.
Well J.C. Lion was really popular but the show only aired regionally, yeah.
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