The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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@TimeBandit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Not like you really ever could
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@error No need to fear the situation.
In the next moment, they all will chicken out.
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So, if Ava Gardner married Danny DeVito, she'd be
Ava Gardner DeVito, Baby.
I heard that from an ironed butterfly.Courtesy of my uncle.
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I used to buy shampoo
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Now I only buy real poo.
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I got a new job making Dracula figurines.
There are only two of us doing this, so I have to make every second count.
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The reason I got a new job was because yesterday I gave up my seat on the bus to a child. The bus company fired me.
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Random thought: is Zola a cheesy name for a gorgon?
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@JBert Somehow, I'd have expected the pace to be closer to 10 per second than 1 per 10 seconds.
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@PleegWat Go somebody else's joke somewhere else.
I found an article claiming that a new technology raised production speeds to 24 000 a day, so one every 3 seconds, and I'm sure that's under optimal conditions. Don't forget it's not only a matter of pressing the disc, there still needs to be music coming from it.
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My parents opened a restaurant but it never did very well. I tried to tell them that they shouldn't use their own names but they wouldn't listen.
Eventually, the Sam 'n Ella Restaurant went out of business.
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@PleegWat said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@JBert Somehow, I'd have expected the pace to be closer to 10 per second than 1 per 10 seconds.
Guy's gotta take a breath sometimes.
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Did you hear about the antennas that got married? The wedding was nothing particularly special, but the reception was amazing!
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@Mason_Wheeler I tuned out too early :/
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Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays!
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@cindyhawkins Welcome to WTDWTF.
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@HardwareGeek said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
You scared away the one post wonder!
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@HardwareGeek said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
You scared away the one post wonder!
Don't worry, @boomzilla will post on a different alt next time.
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@boomzilla This really is a bad pun of the day (if you use the ridiculous m-d date format, that is).
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@Zecc said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla This really is a bad pun of the day (if you use the ridiculous m-d date format, that is).
Never understand the objection to the format. The expanded date format: 'March 14th, 2024' is the most common extended format the world over. So why is the shortened version of the same thing odd?
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@Dragoon I thought my implied would be apparent.
In any case, I have no trouble with March 14th, but 3-14 — or 14-3 for that matter — would be ambiguous if the day were lower than 13.
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@Dragoon said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Never understand the objection to the format. The expanded date format: 'March 14th, 2024' is the most common extended format the world over. So why is the shortened version of the same thing odd?
Not sure, but "14 March" (occasionally "14th March") is much more common here.
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@Dragoon said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
'March 14th, 2024' is the most common extended format the world over.
No, is is not
So why is the shortened version of the same thing odd?
They seem to mostly match, actually.
Strangely enough the table lists
d/M/yy
andd/M
for many non-US variants of English, but noten_GB
, but as far as I remember, it is usuallyd/M
(/yy
) in Britain.It also gives
d/M/y
fores_US
, which also seems weird to me.