The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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@Mason_Wheeler I find it risible
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I'm subscribed to over 1.3k channels
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@HardwareGeek said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
There is a YouTube channel that I watch that does a livestream (at least) once a week. When he does, his chat is filled with bad puns. One viewer in particular posts superchats at $5 apiece; he must spend $200 each stream just posting terrible puns.
People pay YT $5 to put a fucking badge on a chat message?
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Mason_Wheeler I find it risible
He's got a beautiful wife. She's called qtπ.
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@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@HardwareGeek said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
There is a YouTube channel that I watch that does a livestream (at least) once a week. When he does, his chat is filled with bad puns. One viewer in particular posts superchats at $5 apiece; he must spend $200 each stream just posting terrible puns.
People pay YT $5 to put a fucking badge on a chat message?
The money (after YT takes a cut; I'm not sure of the percentage) goes to the channel owner. Most of them use the money to buy better equipment or something. They get that even if their channel isn't big enough for YT to share the ad revenue with them. The incentive for the chatters, besides supporting content creators they like, is that creators will often read and comment on the superchats while ignoring, or mostly ignoring, the unpaying chat messages (because there are too many to not ignore most of them); it's a way of getting the creators' attention.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Mason_Wheeler I find it risible
I’m sure there’s a Life of Brian joke in there just waiting to be born. Pontius Pilate did ask if others found it risible (wisible?) when he mentioned Biggus Dickus.
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@TimeBandit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@HardwareGeek said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
with YT's anti-adblocking shenanigans
I installed Brave. No issue so far
uBlock Origin in Chrome is still working for me.
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@boomzilla I had to turn the (Opera but this might be a Chrome feature?) built-in adblocker first but then I turned it back on again and YT keeps working, so maybe you can try that as well?
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@boomzilla I had the dialog pop up two days ago or so, but after refresh it's gone again. uBlock Origin on FF.
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@Bulb I've had a couple of sites (CNN comes to mind) yell at me about ad blockers but so far not Youtube.
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@Arantor said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Mason_Wheeler I find it risible
I’m sure there’s a Life of Brian joke in there just waiting to be born. Pontius Pilate did ask if others found it risible (wisible?) when he mentioned Biggus Dickus.
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@LaoC did we watch a different movie?
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@Arantor said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@LaoC did we watch a different movie?
Perhaps
https://youtu.be/HrcbCW4y9Dw?feature=shared&t=220(TBF she's not beautiful in English, I remembered the German version. The only movie I can think of where the dub is better than the original)
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@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Arantor said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@LaoC did we watch a different movie?
Perhaps
https://youtu.be/HrcbCW4y9Dw?feature=shared&t=220(TBF she's not beautiful in English, I remembered the German version. The only movie I can think of where the dub is better than the original)
That’s what I meant: clearly we both had the thought about Pontius here and things being risible, but I’ve only seen it in English so the wife’s name being “cutie pie” isn’t going to connect for me because I’d only known her as Incontinentia.
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@Arantor said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Arantor said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@LaoC did we watch a different movie?
Perhaps
https://youtu.be/HrcbCW4y9Dw?feature=shared&t=220(TBF she's not beautiful in English, I remembered the German version. The only movie I can think of where the dub is better than the original)
That’s what I meant: clearly we both had the thought about Pontius here and things being risible, but I’ve only seen it in English so the wife’s name being “cutie pie” isn’t going to connect for me because I’d only known her as Incontinentia.
Oh, Biggus Dickus' wife is called Incontinentia in German, too. That wouldn't make sense for Sir Cumference's though.
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No, I won't.
(INB4: You just did.)
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@Mason_Wheeler But are they Igloo® coolers?
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@TimeBandit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@HardwareGeek said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
with YT's anti-adblocking shenanigans
I installed Brave. No issue so far
uBlock Origin in Chrome is still working for me.
uBlock Origin in Firefox or any Chromium browser seems to work just fine on YouTube with no problems.
Sadly, I'm starting to have problems with YouTube and my preferred browser, Palemoon. The latest Palemoon-compatible version of uBlock is from July 2021. Newer versions of uBlock won't work on Palemoon because the Palemoon dev guy is a retard with an irrational hatred of Web Extensions.
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@HardwareGeek said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Mason_Wheeler But are they Igloo® coolers?
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10 to the minus 6th power mouthwashes = 1 Microscope
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
10 to the minus 6th power mouthwashes = 1 Microscope
1 megaphone = 10^12 microphones.
Also, the plural of university is diversity.
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@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Also, the plural of university is diversity.
What is the opposite of disgruntled?
Gruntled?
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@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
the plural of university is
dimultiversity.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Also, the plural of university is diversity.
What is the opposite of disgruntled?
Gruntled?
Gruntilated.
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I built a replica of a Lamborghini, entirely out of wood.
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I call it a Lumberghini.
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My gift to you, the knowledge of this:
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What's blue and not very heavy?
Light blue
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
What's blue and not very heavy?
Light blueI'm not sure that's punny exactly...
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@Arantor As someone who natively speaks a
superiordifferently bad language where there are two different words for the two different concepts, I can say it is punny.
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@Arantor Ok, here's one courtesy of my uncle:
Two prawns were swimming around in the sea one day. The first one was called Justin and the second one was called Kristian. They were continually being chased and threatened by the sharks that inhabited the area.
Eventually Justin had had enough. He said to Kristian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have to worry about being eaten all the time."
As he said this, a large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted!"
And believe it or not, with that Justin turned into a fearsome shark.
Kristian was horrified and so immediately swam away as he was scared of being eaten by his old friend.
As time went by, Justin found his new life as a shark to be boring and lonely. None of his old friends would let him get near them as they thought he would eat them and so they just swam away whenever he approached.
It took a while, but eventually Justin realized that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
Then one day he was swimming all alone as usual when he saw the mysterious cod again. He thought it'd be better if he could go back to his old life so he swam to the cod and begged to be changed back. The cod worked his magic and suddenly Justin was a prawn once more.
With tears of joy streaming down his cheeks Justin swam straight to Kristian's home.
As he opened the coral gate, the happy memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "Kristian, it's me, Justin, your old friend. Come out and see me again."
Kristian replied, "No way! You're a shark now and you'll just eat me. I'm not being tricked into being your dinner."
Justin shouted back "No, I'm not a shark any more. That was the old me. I've changed...
I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again, Kristian."
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@Benjamin-Hall that's amazing
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@Arantor I dunno, something feels...fishy about it.
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For New Year's Eve I threw an Erectile Dysfunction Party.
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Nobody came.
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The basketball court I can see from my window is all wet. Must be from all the dribbling.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
For New Year's Eve I threw an Erectile Dysfunction Party.
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Nobody came.
It was obvious fake - US Constitution clearly says that Erection Day must be Tuesday.
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@Kamil-Podlesak said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
US Constitution clearly says that Erection Day must be Tuesday.
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