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@HardwareGeek Step sister (much younger) was pickup up dog poop and then wiped her head from her face with the same hand.
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@HardwareGeek Seems to be a better-quality video:
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@Tsaukpaetra This must be staged, otherwise why is some random TikTok user filming a random woman picking up dog shit?
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@loopback0 The implication is she had done that before.
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@HardwareGeek Sold at Subway
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
Reminds me of the time researchers turned actual shit into "steak".
There's a joke for vegetarians in there, but since I'd rather joke about vegetarians you'd have to make it yourself.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
Reminds me of the time researchers turned actual shit into "steak".
There's a joke for vegetarians in there, but since I'd rather joke about vegetarians you'd have to make it yourself.
I'm sure they're just dogfooding. If you don't eat what you produce it's not economical! 💩
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535580879385395213/787942520533024798/wRwvMxd.jpg
: I need to file an insurance claim...
:insurance_agent: DENIED! Oh, by the way, thank you for providing the proof.
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@dcon It could be worse, they could've plugged that whole mess in the other way with a male-male extension cord
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Nope:
@loopback0 said in Nope:
some random
TikTok usercreep filming a random woman
But they mean the same thing?
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Yet another way Australia wants to kill you:
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@HardwareGeek "All this wildlife sounds dangerous. Can we just go to the beach?"
"Sure. Just be warned, the sea foam is infested with snakes"
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Can we just go to the beach?
You don’t even have to touch the water. Any time you head to a beach, there’s about a 50% chance the whole place is covered in washed-up bluebottles, which is a superb annoyance. At least they can be somewhat fun to pop, assuming you have appropriate footwear…
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bluebottles
Bluebottles are similar to the Portuguese Man o’ War (Physalia physalis) in appearance and behavior, but are smaller and less venomous.
Oh, that's a relief
The Portuguese Man-of-war delivers a venomous sting that can kill its prey instantaneously. Human victims of such stings also suffer greatly and fatality cannot be ruled out if the wounds are left untreated for long.
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Bluebottles are similar to the Portuguese Man o’ War (Physalia physalis) in appearance and behavior, but are smaller and less venomous.
Where did you find that info? Wikipedia says they're synonyms.
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@HardwareGeek That's from this page which cites Australian Geographic
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@hungrier Interesting. Once again, Wikipedia shows itself not to be a reliable source.
It is considered to be the same species as the Pacific man o' war, which is found mainly in the Pacific Ocean.
The Portuguese man o' war is the only species in the genus Physalia, which in turn is the only genus in the family Physaliidae.[7] [Emphasis added]
The reference for that is https://australian.museum/learn/animals/jellyfish/bluebottle/, which says just the opposite.
Physalia utriculus is commonly encountered in the summer months on the eastern coast of Australia, and during Autumn and winter in southern Western Australia
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The Bluebottle, Pacific man-o-war, is found in marine waters in the Indian and Pacific Oceans. The only other species, Physalia physalis, the Portugese man-o-war is found in the Atlantic ocean.
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@HardwareGeek said in Nope:
Wikipedia shows itself not to be a reliable source.
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bluebottles
Bluebottles are similar to the Portuguese Man o’ War (Physalia physalis) in appearance and behavior, but are smaller and less venomous.
Oh, that's a relief
The Portuguese Man-of-war delivers a venomous sting that can kill its prey instantaneously. Human victims of such stings also suffer greatly and fatality cannot be ruled out if the wounds are left untreated for long.
I've been at both a NYC and Florida beach where jellyfish were a problem.
When they are about the size of a mango and aren't too many of them it is not too bad. But you get all freaked quote when you feel something touch your leg.
I've also had were there are huge concentration of little beings in the water. It can be overwhelming to not be able to feel nothing touch you.
They weren't painful, just uncomfortable. We thought maybe a very timy species of jellyfish.
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@Tsaukpaetra
Or beer pee into beer
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@boomzilla I've heard of cutting off your nose to spite your face, but only metaphorically. This is ... a step beyond.
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@Tsaukpaetra the same reason deer went extinct?
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@dcon Wait, there's something wrong with the onebox?
Oh, they might have been thinking of this:
Some Googleing points to a 2014 Imgur post
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@boomzilla Some fashion designers have never met normal humans. I've seen far worse than that.
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@boomzilla That's his fat clothes. Good job losing the weight dude!
edit: Wait, forgot to say 'fat shaming thread is '
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@boomzilla That's his fat clothes. Good job losing the weight dude!
edit: Wait, forgot to say 'fat shaming thread is '
I was going to say it's the wishful ideal for when he gets irradiated from them gamma rays...
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Random thought of the day...
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377337836527026176/783365438271914024/Screenshot_20201201-231015_Instagram-picsay.jpg
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
Random thought of the day...
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377337836527026176/783365438271914024/Screenshot_20201201-231015_Instagram-picsay.jpgEat roosters alive. Pretty metal.
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Somebody did link a screenshot of an Amazon review (Not Entirely Fit for Work)
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Somebody did link a screenshot of an Amazon review
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Somebody did link a screenshot of an Amazon review
OMG: That's only about 1/3 of the review. It's the first review listed in the link I posted.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
#dontstickyourdickinthat
We all know you would do it
FileUnder: I'd tap that
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@TimeBandit said in Nope:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
#dontstickyourdickinthat
We all know you would do it
FileUnder: I'd tap that
#warmforherpleasure
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@loopback0 said in Nope:
While we're still at it, I found this cooking blog with a rather hands-on approach to reviewing this thing:
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And because we're still in the Nope thread, let me share that blog's "The All Dick Meal" article: