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@cvi said in Internet of shit:
@Gurth Are you suggesting unplugging a coffee machine? Sacrilege.
Sure. I don’t drink the stuff myself anyway, and so don’t see why everybody else makes such a big fuss over its availability or lack thereof.
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@loopback0 said in Internet of shit:
@Arantor said in Internet of shit:
Y’all can keep your coffee.
I will, thanks.
But are you sure you can hold it for a whole day?
My breakfast coffee had left me by about noon already.
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@Arantor said in Internet of shit:
@Benjamin-Hall said in Internet of shit:
@Arantor said in Internet of shit:
Y’all can keep your coffee.
And your tea and other caffeinated beverages. You addicts.
I have not consumed any beverage other than water today.
While I am currently enjoying a Pilsner Urquell.
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@BernieTheBernie said in Internet of shit:
@Arantor said in Internet of shit:
@Benjamin-Hall said in Internet of shit:
@Arantor said in Internet of shit:
Y’all can keep your coffee.
And your tea and other caffeinated beverages. You addicts.
I have not consumed any beverage other than water today.
While I am currently enjoying a Pilsner Urquell.
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@homoBalkanus Heretic.
You deserve to be defenestrated.
In Prague, near the brewery.
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@cvi said in Internet of shit:
@izzion said in Internet of shit:
Further proof that smoking kills computers
Indeed. If your computer is smoking, it's a pretty solid sign that it's not long for this world.
Huh. I think I need more fan speed for this...
Well, it doesn't seem to want to inhale.
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@BernieTheBernie said in Internet of shit:
@homoBalkanus Heretic.
You deserve to be defenestrated.
In Prague, near the brewery.Note, some prefer to consume meals in beer vs sausage form.
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@BernieTheBernie said in Internet of shit:
@homoBalkanus Heretic.
You deserve to be defenestrated.
In Prague, near the brewery.When Czechia is sending its beers, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending the Falkon. They're not sending the one with the too many diacritics. They're sending beers that have like 4.5% and they're bringing this alcohol with us. They're bringing water. They're bringing bottles that look like fucking Heineken. They're boring. And some, I assume, are good beers.
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@BernieTheBernie said in Internet of shit:
@homoBalkanus Heretic.
You deserve to be defenestrated.
InPraguePilsen, near the brewery.Why in Prague? That beer is from Pilsen. Prague has it's own beer (Staropramen).
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@Bulb said in Internet of shit:
@BernieTheBernie said in Internet of shit:
@homoBalkanus Heretic.
You deserve to be defenestrated.
InPraguePilsen, near the brewery.Why in Prague? That beer is from Pilsen. Prague has it's own beer (Staropramen).
Anno 1939
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@Bulb said in Internet of shit:
Why in Prague? That beer is from Pilsen. Prague has it's own beer (Staropramen).
That's also good.
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@LaoC said in Internet of shit:
@BernieTheBernie said in Internet of shit:
@homoBalkanus Heretic.
You deserve to be defenestrated.
In Prague, near the brewery.When Czechia is sending its beers, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending the Falkon. They're not sending the one with the too many diacritics. They're sending beers that have like 4.5% and they're bringing this alcohol with us. They're bringing water. They're bringing bottles that look like fucking Heineken. They're boring. And some, I assume, are good beers.
Or they license their name and logo to a local company that produces watery piss and sells it as Urquell.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Internet of shit:
Anno 1939
While Prague is known for its defenestrations, they occurred in 1419, 1483 and 1618 and a suspected one in 1948. I have never heard any mention of one in 1939.
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@Bulb said in Internet of shit:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Internet of shit:
Anno 1939
While Prague is known for its defenestrations, they occurred in 1419, 1483 and 1618 and a suspected one in 1948. I have never heard any mention of one in 1939.
I think he wanted to say that Staropramen exists since 1939. Which is incorrect (founded in 1869, the brand has been registered in 1913). Alternatively, he could mean that this brewery was not actually in a Prague but in a completely different city... but then he's still off by 17 years (1922).
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@Kamil-Podlesak said in Internet of shit:
I think he wanted to say
I wanted to say that Bernie is German, so he may not be aware that Prague is located in a different country.
Poor trolling was poor
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Internet of shit:
I wanted to say that Bernie is German, so he may not be aware that
Prague is located in a different country.watery piss is not beer.
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Let's try to get this thread back on track.
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@Luhmann said in Internet of shit:
IoShit thread is
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@Bulb said in Internet of shit:
the death of minister of foreign affairs Jan Masaryk was declared a suicide by official investigation, but it is suspected it was directly or indirectly caused by communist agents.
Wouldn't that have been an (auto)defenestration either way?
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@PleegWat Hm, I suppose so.
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@cvi said in Internet of shit:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Internet of shit:
I wanted to say that Bernie is German, so he may not be aware that
Prague is located in a different country.watery piss is not beer.Sounds like you need to pop down to the pub for a
pint slice.loafslice
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@Zecc said in Internet of shit:
Let's try to get this thread back on track.
I was wondering if the thread title glitch was back myself...
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@TimeBandit The guy responsible for bringing Haskell into Scala also made a web server that 20 years later bites India in the ass? The screenwriters are running out of ideas.
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Streamer I’m watching: one of my lights is not connecting to the WiFi, so I can’t turn it on.
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@topspin a streamer I was watching earlier had the same problem.
https://www.elgato.com/en/key-light
Note the price of what is basically just a rectangle of LEDs that can only be controlled by WiFi.
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@loopback0 are you watching the same shit or is that just a thing that happens all the time?
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@topspin unless you were watching a bearded Yorkshireman play either Sea of Thieves or some Mario game I forgot the name of, I assume it's a thing that happens all the time.
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@loopback0 Mario game, yes, bearded Yorkshireman no.
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@topspin said in Internet of shit:
is that just a thing that happens all the time?
As the somewhat unfortunate owner of a different set of LED light panels that talk wifi, I can confirm that it is. Although mine have a set of physical buttons as well, and cost less (even if I had bought them new). They have a little wifi-icon that blinks whenever it can't talk wifi - which is fairly often.
I was half-looking at replacing them last time I was at Ikea, but the panels there are still kinda expensive (definitively compared to keeping what I have at the moment).
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@topspin said in Internet of shit:
Streamer I’m watching
Just play the damn Mario game yourself, you lazy stump
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Internet of shit:
@topspin said in Internet of shit:
Streamer I’m watching
Just play the damn Mario game yourself, you lazy stump
Something something football.
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@topspin said in Internet of shit:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Internet of shit:
@topspin said in Internet of shit:
Streamer I’m watching
Just play the damn Mario game yourself, you lazy stump
Something something football.
Exactly!
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@LaoC said in Internet of shit:
@topspin said in Internet of shit:
Something something football.
Exactly!
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Internet of shit:
Just play the damn
Mariogame yourself, you lazy stump
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@PleegWat said in Internet of shit:
@cvi said in Internet of shit:
@Gurth Are you suggesting unplugging a coffee machine? Sacrilege.
He's suggesting some nefarious person might.
I'm immune.
You have prettier hands than I imagined. What moisturiser do you use?
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@DogsB said in Internet of shit:
@PleegWat said in Internet of shit:
@cvi said in Internet of shit:
@Gurth Are you suggesting unplugging a coffee machine? Sacrilege.
He's suggesting some nefarious person might.
I'm immune.
You have prettier hands than I imagined. What moisturiser do you use?
The entire living space is filled with white petrolatum, jeez, look at the picture.
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@MrL said in Internet of shit:
@LaoC said in Internet of shit:
@BernieTheBernie said in Internet of shit:
@homoBalkanus Heretic.
You deserve to be defenestrated.
In Prague, near the brewery.When Czechia is sending its beers, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending the Falkon. They're not sending the one with the too many diacritics. They're sending beers that have like 4.5% and they're bringing this alcohol with us. They're bringing water. They're bringing bottles that look like fucking Heineken. They're boring. And some, I assume, are good beers.
Or they license their name and logo to a local company that produces watery piss and sells it as Urquell.
So, any lager, *pa and lambic brewer can apply?
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@lolwhat Whaaaat?
Spireon
Multiple vulnerabilities, including:
Full administrator access to a company-wide administration panel with ability to send arbitrary commands to an estimated 15.5 million vehicles (unlock, start engine, disable starter, etc.), read any device location, and flash/update device firmware
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@JBert Marking plates as STOLEN in the DB was an "interesting" option that would allow quite catastrophic consequences. It's just a pity that they didn't announce the problem by marking the entire fleet of a police force that way.
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@JBert Isn't that rather the minimum we could expect nowadays?
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@TimeBandit a couple of posts up. It's part of the Web Hackers vs. The Auto Industry post.
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@Deadfast
BECAUSE!
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@Deadfast said in Internet of shit:
@TimeBandit said in Internet of shit:
Digital License Plates
Why? Just why?
So you can pay someone a subscription fee every month for the kool factor!
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@dcon said in Internet of shit:
@Deadfast said in Internet of shit:
@TimeBandit said in Internet of shit:
Digital License Plates
Why? Just why?
So you can pay someone a subscription fee every month for the kool factor!
I mean you could just buy a sticker that says "wanker" and it will achieve the same result for cheaper.