TDWTF Plays The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

PleegWat

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 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 1      
Release 59 / Serial number 851108

You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it
would be if you could see it which you can't.

It is pitch black.

>turn over
That sentence isn't one I recognise.

>turn on light
Good start to the day. Pity it's going to be the worst one of your life. The
light is now on.

Bedroom, in the bed
The bedroom is a mess.
It is a small bedroom with a faded carpet and old wallpaper. There is a
washbasin, a chair with a tatty dressing gown slung over it, and a window with
the curtains drawn. Near the exit leading south is a phone.
There is a flathead screwdriver here. (outside the bed)
There is a toothbrush here. (outside the bed)

>

PleegWat

@error_bot get out of bed

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 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 2      

It is pitch black.

>turn over
That sentence isn't one I recognise.

>turn on light
Good start to the day. Pity it's going to be the worst one of your life. The
light is now on.

Bedroom, in the bed
The bedroom is a mess.
It is a small bedroom with a faded carpet and old wallpaper. There is a
washbasin, a chair with a tatty dressing gown slung over it, and a window with
the curtains drawn. Near the exit leading south is a phone.
There is a flathead screwdriver here. (outside the bed)
There is a toothbrush here. (outside the bed)

>get out of bed
Very difficult, but you manage it. The room is still spinning. It dips and sways
a little.

>

PleegWat

@error_bot examine pockets
take analgesic

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 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 3      
light is now on.

Bedroom, in the bed
The bedroom is a mess.
It is a small bedroom with a faded carpet and old wallpaper. There is a
washbasin, a chair with a tatty dressing gown slung over it, and a window with
the curtains drawn. Near the exit leading south is a phone.
There is a flathead screwdriver here. (outside the bed)
There is a toothbrush here. (outside the bed)

>get out of bed
Very difficult, but you manage it. The room is still spinning. It dips and sways
a little.

>examine pockets
The dressing gown is faded and battered, and is clearly a garment which has seen
better decades. It has a pocket which is closed, and a small loop at the back of
the collar.

>take analgesic
You can't see any analgesic here!

>

PleegWat

@error_bot examine pocket
take analgesic

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 4      
There is a toothbrush here. (outside the bed)

>get out of bed
Very difficult, but you manage it. The room is still spinning. It dips and sways
a little.

>examine pockets
The dressing gown is faded and battered, and is clearly a garment which has seen
better decades. It has a pocket which is closed, and a small loop at the back of
the collar.

>take analgesic
You can't see any analgesic here!

>examine pocket
The dressing gown is faded and battered, and is clearly a garment which has seen
better decades. It has a pocket which is closed, and a small loop at the back of
the collar.

>take analgesic
You can't see any analgesic here!

>

PleegWat

@error_bot open pocket

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 5      
Very difficult, but you manage it. The room is still spinning. It dips and sways
a little.

>examine pockets
The dressing gown is faded and battered, and is clearly a garment which has seen
better decades. It has a pocket which is closed, and a small loop at the back of
the collar.

>take analgesic
You can't see any analgesic here!

>examine pocket
The dressing gown is faded and battered, and is clearly a garment which has seen
better decades. It has a pocket which is closed, and a small loop at the back of
the collar.

>take analgesic
You can't see any analgesic here!

>open pocket
It's hard to open or close the pocket unless you're wearing the gown.

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PleegWat

@error_bot wear gown
open pocket
take analgesic

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 6      
You can't see any analgesic here!

>examine pocket
The dressing gown is faded and battered, and is clearly a garment which has seen
better decades. It has a pocket which is closed, and a small loop at the back of
the collar.

>take analgesic
You can't see any analgesic here!

>open pocket
It's hard to open or close the pocket unless you're wearing the gown.

>wear gown
You're not holding your gown.

>open pocket
It's hard to open or close the pocket unless you're wearing the gown.

>take analgesic
You can't see any analgesic here!

>

PleegWat

@error_bot take gown
wear gown
open pocket
take analgesic

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 10       Moves: 10     

>open pocket
It's hard to open or close the pocket unless you're wearing the gown.

>take analgesic
You can't see any analgesic here!

>take gown
Luckily, this is large enough for you to get hold of. You notice something in
the pocket.

>wear gown
You are now wearing your gown.

>open pocket
Opening your gown reveals a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what
it is, a buffered analgesic, and pocket fluff.

>take analgesic
You swallow the tablet. After a few seconds the room begins to calm down and
behave in an orderly manner. Your terrible headache goes.

>

PleegWat

@error_bot take all

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 Bedroom                                          Score: 10       Moves: 11     

>wear gown
You are now wearing your gown.

>open pocket
Opening your gown reveals a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what
it is, a buffered analgesic, and pocket fluff.

>take analgesic
You swallow the tablet. After a few seconds the room begins to calm down and
behave in an orderly manner. Your terrible headache goes.

>take all
telephone: You pick up the receiver. A moment later, the dialing tone is
suddenly cut off. Glancing through the window you can't help but notice the
large old oak tree of which you are particularly fond crashing down through the
phone cable.
flathead screwdriver: Taken.
toothbrush: As you pick up the toothbrush a tree outside the window collapses.
There is no causal relationship between these two events. Shouldn't you be
taking more interest in events in the world around you? While you've got it...?

>

PleegWat

@error_bot leave

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 Front Porch                                      Score: 10       Moves: 12     
>take analgesic
You swallow the tablet. After a few seconds the room begins to calm down and
behave in an orderly manner. Your terrible headache goes.

>take all
telephone: You pick up the receiver. A moment later, the dialing tone is
suddenly cut off. Glancing through the window you can't help but notice the
large old oak tree of which you are particularly fond crashing down through the
phone cable.
flathead screwdriver: Taken.
toothbrush: As you pick up the toothbrush a tree outside the window collapses.
There is no causal relationship between these two events. Shouldn't you be
taking more interest in events in the world around you? While you've got it...?

>leave
You make your way down to the front porch.

Front Porch
This is the enclosed front porch of your home. Your front garden lies to the
south, and you can re-enter your home to the north.
On the doormat is a pile of junk mail.

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PleegWat

@error_bot take junk mail
leave

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 Front of House                                   Score: 10       Moves: 14     
You make your way down to the front porch.

Front Porch
This is the enclosed front porch of your home. Your front garden lies to the
south, and you can re-enter your home to the north.
On the doormat is a pile of junk mail.

>take junk mail
You gather up the pile of mail.

>leave
Front of House
You can enter your home to the north. A path leads around it to the northeast
and northwest, and a country lane is visible to the south. All that lies between
your home and the huge yellow bulldozer bearing down on it is a few yards of
mud.

Mr. Prosser, from the local council, is standing on the other side of the
bulldozer. He seems to be wearing a digital watch. He looks startled to see you
emerge, and yells at you to get out of the way.
The bulldozer rumbles slowly toward your home.

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PleegWat

@error_bot lie in front of bulldozer

error_bot

 Front of House                                   Score: 10       Moves: 15     
south, and you can re-enter your home to the north.
On the doormat is a pile of junk mail.

>take junk mail
You gather up the pile of mail.

>leave
Front of House
You can enter your home to the north. A path leads around it to the northeast
and northwest, and a country lane is visible to the south. All that lies between
your home and the huge yellow bulldozer bearing down on it is a few yards of
mud.

Mr. Prosser, from the local council, is standing on the other side of the
bulldozer. He seems to be wearing a digital watch. He looks startled to see you
emerge, and yells at you to get out of the way.
The bulldozer rumbles slowly toward your home.

>lie in front of bulldozer
You lie down in the path of the advancing bulldozer. Prosser yells at you to for
crissake move!!!

>

PleegWat

@error_bot wait

error_bot

 Front of House                                   Score: 10       Moves: 16     
>leave
Front of House
You can enter your home to the north. A path leads around it to the northeast
and northwest, and a country lane is visible to the south. All that lies between
your home and the huge yellow bulldozer bearing down on it is a few yards of
mud.

Mr. Prosser, from the local council, is standing on the other side of the
bulldozer. He seems to be wearing a digital watch. He looks startled to see you
emerge, and yells at you to get out of the way.
The bulldozer rumbles slowly toward your home.

>lie in front of bulldozer
You lie down in the path of the advancing bulldozer. Prosser yells at you to for
crissake move!!!

>wait
Time passes...

The bulldozer thunders toward you. The ground is shaking beneath you as you lie
in the mud.

>

PleegWat

@error_bot wait

error_bot

 Front of House                                   Score: 10       Moves: 17     
Mr. Prosser, from the local council, is standing on the other side of the
bulldozer. He seems to be wearing a digital watch. He looks startled to see you
emerge, and yells at you to get out of the way.
The bulldozer rumbles slowly toward your home.

>lie in front of bulldozer
You lie down in the path of the advancing bulldozer. Prosser yells at you to for
crissake move!!!

>wait
Time passes...

The bulldozer thunders toward you. The ground is shaking beneath you as you lie
in the mud.

>wait
Time passes...

The noise of the giant bulldozer is now so violently loud that you can't even
hear Prosser yelling to warn you that you will be killed if you don't get the
hell out of the way. You just see him gesticulating wildly.

>

PleegWat

@error_bot wait

error_bot

 Front of House                                   Score: 10       Moves: 18     

The bulldozer thunders toward you. The ground is shaking beneath you as you lie
in the mud.

>wait
Time passes...

The noise of the giant bulldozer is now so violently loud that you can't even
hear Prosser yelling to warn you that you will be killed if you don't get the
hell out of the way. You just see him gesticulating wildly.

>wait
Time passes...

With a terrible grinding of gears the bulldozer comes to an abrupt halt just in
front of you. It shakes, shudders, and emits noxious substances all over your
rose bed. Prosser is incoherent with rage.

Moments later, your friend Ford Prefect arrives. He hardly seems to notice your
predicament, but keeps glancing nervously at the sky. He says "Hello, Arthur,"
takes a towel from his battered leather satchel, and offers it to you.

>

PleegWat

@error_bot ask about house

error_bot

 Front of House                                   Score: 10       Moves: 18     

>wait
Time passes...

The noise of the giant bulldozer is now so violently loud that you can't even
hear Prosser yelling to warn you that you will be killed if you don't get the
hell out of the way. You just see him gesticulating wildly.

>wait
Time passes...

With a terrible grinding of gears the bulldozer comes to an abrupt halt just in
front of you. It shakes, shudders, and emits noxious substances all over your
rose bed. Prosser is incoherent with rage.

Moments later, your friend Ford Prefect arrives. He hardly seems to notice your
predicament, but keeps glancing nervously at the sky. He says "Hello, Arthur,"
takes a towel from his battered leather satchel, and offers it to you.

>ask about house
That sentence isn't one I recognise.

>

PleegWat

@error_bot ask Ford about house

error_bot

 Front of House                                   Score: 10       Moves: 19     
hell out of the way. You just see him gesticulating wildly.

>wait
Time passes...

With a terrible grinding of gears the bulldozer comes to an abrupt halt just in
front of you. It shakes, shudders, and emits noxious substances all over your
rose bed. Prosser is incoherent with rage.

Moments later, your friend Ford Prefect arrives. He hardly seems to notice your
predicament, but keeps glancing nervously at the sky. He says "Hello, Arthur,"
takes a towel from his battered leather satchel, and offers it to you.

>ask about house
That sentence isn't one I recognise.

>ask Ford about house
A long silence tells you that Ford Prefect isn't interested in talking about
your home.

Ford glances uncomfortably at the sky. He offers you the towel again.

>

PleegWat

@error_bot but what about my house?

error_bot

 Front of House                                   Score: 10       Moves: 20     
A long silence tells you that Ford Prefect isn't interested in talking about
your home.

Ford glances uncomfortably at the sky. He offers you the towel again.

>but what about my house?
Well, what about it?

Ford seems oblivious to your trouble, so you ask "Ford, what about my home?" He
looks startled, then guilty. He starts to say something and stops. He starts to
say something else and stops. Suddenly he seems to see the bulldozer for the
first time, stops starting to say things and starts.

He seems to come to a momentous decision, says he has something of Earth-
shattering importance to tell you, and stresses the importance of a quick drink
at the Horse 'n Groom.

Pointing toward Prosser, you exclaim "But that man wants to knock my house
down!" Ford goes off for a quiet word with Prosser. From where you're lying, you
cannot hear what's happening, although they seem deeply engrossed in
conversation.

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PleegWat

@error_bot wait

error_bot

 Front of House                                   Score: 10       Moves: 22     
Ford seems oblivious to your trouble, so you ask "Ford, what about my home?" He
looks startled, then guilty. He starts to say something and stops. He starts to
say something else and stops. Suddenly he seems to see the bulldozer for the
first time, stops starting to say things and starts.

He seems to come to a momentous decision, says he has something of Earth-
shattering importance to tell you, and stresses the importance of a quick drink
at the Horse 'n Groom.

Pointing toward Prosser, you exclaim "But that man wants to knock my house
down!" Ford goes off for a quiet word with Prosser. From where you're lying, you
cannot hear what's happening, although they seem deeply engrossed in
conversation.

>wait
Time passes...

Ford and Prosser stop talking and approach you. Ford says that Prosser has
agreed to lie in your place so that the two of you can go off to the Pub.
Reluctantly, Prosser steps forward and lies down in front of the bulldozer. You
stand up.

>

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 0      

THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story
Copyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
Release 59 / Serial number 851108

You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it
would be if you could see it which you can't.

It is pitch black.

>

Jaloopa

@error_bot open eyes

error_bot

 Bedroom                                          Score: 0        Moves: 1      

THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY
Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story
Copyright (c) 1984 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
Release 59 / Serial number 851108

You wake up. The room is spinning very gently round your head. Or at least it
would be if you could see it which you can't.

It is pitch black.

>open eyes
They are.

>