TDWTF Plays The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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@error_bot Take all
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Vogon Hold Score: 33 Moves: 46
keyboard: You can't be serious.
Ford yawns. "Matter transference always tires me out. I'm going to take a
nap." He places something on top of his satchel. "If you have any
questions, here's The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" (Footnote 14). Ford
lowers his voice to a whisper. "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but
you'll never be able to finish the game without consulting the Guide about
lots of stuff." As he curls up in a corner and begins snoring, you pick up
The Hitchhiker's Guide.>
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@error_bot take stachel
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I don't know the word "stachel".
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@error_bot take satchel
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Vogon Hold Score: 33 Moves: 47
Taken.
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@error_bot take off gown
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Vogon Hold Score: 33 Moves: 48
Okay, you're no longer wearing your gown.
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@error_bot hang gown on hook
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Vogon Hold Score: 33 Moves: 49
The gown is now hanging from the hook, covering a tiny hole.
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@error_bot look in satchel
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Vogon Hold Score: 33 Moves: 50
You can't. It's not yours. It's Ford's and it's private.
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Vogon Hold Score: 33 Moves: 51
You have:
no tea
a satchel
The Hitchhiker's Guide
an electronic Sub-Etha signaling device
a loose pile of junk mail
a toothbrush
a flathead screwdriver>
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@error_bot take towel
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Vogon Hold Score: 33 Moves: 52
Taken.
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@error_bot put towel over hole
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Vogon Hold Score: 33 Moves: 53
It slips off the hook.
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@error_bot look at floor
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Vogon Hold Score: 33 Moves: 54
You see nothing special about the ground.
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@error_bot push dispenser button
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Vogon Hold Score: 33 Moves: 55
A single babel fish shoots out of the slot. It sails across the room and
hits the dressing gown. The fish slides down the sleeve of the gown and
falls to the floor, vanishing through the grating of a hitherto unnoticed
drain.>
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@error_bot put towel on drain
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Vogon Hold Score: 33 Moves: 56
That's easy for you to say since you don't even have the towel.
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@error_bot take towel
put towel on drain
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Vogon Hold Score: 33 Moves: 57
Taken.
> Vogon Hold Score: 33 Moves: 58
The towel completely covers the drain.
An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Ed tgryzitkwai sr
gkona bi sz z ofimkonw coshu nulpcavl mz zeft othairbcavfimwroa ro
tzitvupvup od tchofimeftorktoyo tosho scav or ga br ga bzittruosheftchoe h
od ts gl moshkwaeftw cr gd tkon ow ckwairbirbquicavwrozitp wl m oi la br
gorki sr gwrop wfluosh oa rulpa rziteftfimr gtruw ctoy ox jerlo sirbu nfudl
mthathacav.">
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@error_bot put satchel by hatch
put mail on satchel
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I don't know the word "by".
> Vogon Hold Score: 33 Moves: 59
Put down the satchel first.
An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Efuda rquikwaerle
hwroz zr go t ocavo shuvd toshzita rimbirbhuv
oquierlulposhtruerlthafudwroirb or gl mkwafimcavirbz zerle hwro oi lerlvupi
lhuvcavo tfluimbo s oi seftfimquikone hfudgrye ho s ovupzittoygrycavi so
terla rimb oimbo to sollirbo sw co timbeft oquio twroflufimp wi sirbimbe h
ow cwroquikwakwao tp wo timbzit.">
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@error_bot put satchel next to hatch
put mail on satchel
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You can't see any to hatch here!
> Vogon Hold Score: 33 Moves: 60
Put down the satchel first.
An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Egrya bfluw colle hi
swrothairb oflua refta rw cerlollorkwroirb ochotruoshimbr gkwahuva rosha r
oi sfimtoyu nvupi lquiu nhuvgry oi ss gi lirbtoywrofudz zimbfim
okwafimkwaoshulpr go teftp ws g oi solls gfime hollerla rollirb oa rcavl mx
jwroo su ncavzitoll oorkthatruwrou nwrofude hhuveft oz zchofuderlquiorkd
tkono swro.">
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@error_bot push dispenser button
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Vogon Hold Score: 33 Moves: 61
A single babel fish shoots out of the slot. It sails across the room and
hits the dressing gown. The fish slides down the sleeve of the gown and
falls to the floor, landing on the towel. A split second later, a tiny
cleaning robot whizzes across the floor, grabs the fish, and continues its
breakneck pace toward a tiny robot panel at the base of the wall. The robot
zips through the panel, and is gone.An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Eolloshs gquioshz za
bfimx jfud oi stoyulpw ce hzitvupcavhuvx j oollkonw ccavollchow ccavu ni s
othazitr ga rw cd teftw ca rtha oimbulpz zo ti serlulpe herlerl okonhuvl
mkona bulpd tgrye hkwa op werlimbo squitoyimbu nx ju n ozitz za rd tollw co
tl morkcho oo sl mw ci lgryzitoshthawrogry ovupo tz zchocavthax
jfudflutru.">
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@error_bot put satchel by panel
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I don't know the word "by".
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@error_bot put satchel panel
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What do you want to put the satchel panel in?
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@error_bot put satchel down
put mail on satchel
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Vogon Hold Score: 33 Moves: 62
Dropped.
An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Er gulpvupo sx jerlx
ji sfudork ooshtruquihuverlquiz zw cfudhuv oz zd ta bolloshquifluerlorkw c
otruorkwroflud timbwros gfudork okona rfudp wulpirbkwatoyd terl oi
skonchovupulpo shuvollcavz z oirbvupi lulpimbx jx jvuphuvfud ol morkp wi
lkone ha bs ge hkon ooshfluirbtruu nquip wa be hwro oirborku nhuvcavw
cgryhuvx jtoy."> Vogon Hold Score: 33 Moves: 63
Okay, the loose pile of junk mail is now sitting on the satchel.
An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Ecavr gu no sfudtrua
rerlirbi l ozito struzito tzitr gzittruhuv owroa rd tfudcavi lthau nwrofim
ovupefttruorkx jtrue htruulpo t ofluwrotruwroulpw cwrochozite h ou ne herli
lchogryhuvd toshs g ochoimbfluw cfudcavimbtoyolle h ofuds gp wi seftl mx
jflucavtha ozitfudkwachohuvo sthaeftx jtha ofimflucavu nvupe
hhuvhuvzitkon.">
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@error_bot push dispenser button
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Vogon Hold Score: 33 Moves: 64
A single babel fish shoots out of the slot. It sails across the room and
hits the dressing gown. The fish slides down the sleeve of the gown and
falls to the floor, landing on the towel. A split second later, a tiny
cleaning robot whizzes across the floor, grabs the fish, and continues its
breakneck pace toward a tiny robot panel at the base of the wall. The robot
zips through the panel, and is gone.An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Echoollx jr gvupa
rfudhuvvups g oerla bs ggrytruvuperlolleftd t ozitz ze hfimquivuposho tvups
g ocavthahuvtoykwai sthaw ca rcho ou nw ccavkwal mollo ttoyo terl oz
zkonkwaa rhuvoshflua rs gr g ocavp wd tw cu ntruulpu nefts g ooshoshl mz
zwroerls gfimerlo t op wfimtoye hfimirba bz zd ttru od tz zgryi lvupthax je
hfluw c.">
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@error_bot take all
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Vogon Hold Score: 33 Moves: 65
loose pile of junk mail: Taken.
satchel: Taken.
towel: Taken.
your gown: Taken.
thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is: You're holding
too much already.
keyboard: Nice try.An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Ethax julpz zulpu nw
ckonerlkwa ozittrutrua br gkons gx je hirb oe hd tvupw cr gorkollkonfudwro
od tw corkvupkonvupollorka bkon ol mw chuvx jgryvupollthaflueft oi szitvupl
mr gquicavosherld t oi sfimvupkwal mvupeftcavzitqui otoycavorktrukonorks
gollfimz z ozithuvquia bo ta bchoz zs ga b ol mp wtrua ba ba ba rr
ghuvzit.">
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@error_bot hang gown on hook
put towel over grate
put satchel in front of panel
put mail on satchel
press dispenser button
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Vogon Hold Score: 33 Moves: 66
The gown is now hanging from the hook, covering a tiny hole.
An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Equia rw
cfudchotrueftzitp wirb ofudkongrytoyeftu nx jorkx jeft ow cwrokona bs gthad
tirbr gtha ofudquihuvoshoshz zs gp wolla b ofimvupeftchochoimbi lcave hz z
oi sflul mr gi ltoyhuvfluollcho oa rx jfudl ms girbtrueftimbhuv oquithawroz
zhuvquiorkchoeftosh otruoshirbz za bimbchox js gulp oa rvupl mp we hw cp wl
md to t."> Vogon Hold Score: 33 Moves: 67
The towel completely covers the drain.
An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Eosha bl meftfluu
nirbtruirbcho othaa rulpchotoygryi li skwaflu otoychoolla bzitzittruwroi
squi od tl mtruulpflugryimbgryzithuv ozitorkfims ga beftulpi lorkulp
okwakoni la rkwakwap wx ji lwro ozitflukwaeftr gthacavosha rosh okwas go sp
wz ztrur gu nollvup ow co stoyo tkoni lulpgrytrutoy oi squigrycavr
gerloshgrya rtoy."> Vogon Hold Score: 33 Moves: 68
Okay, the satchel is lying on its side in front of the tiny robot panel.
An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Etruz ztoycavfluimbo
thuvflukon ozittoyefthuvw ca rl mu nulphuv ogryoshw cefte hchox jerlimbosh
oolli lkoncavkona rs gvupfimeft oi ss gwroerlo serleftcavkoncav ol me herlo
sthafimfluirbgryosh otoyp wchokonkwachox jfluo td t oo ta rp wcavfudfudw
cirbwroi l ofimulpkwal mimbx jirbkwakwai l oi so sirbr gvupchooshr ga
bork."> Vogon Hold Score: 33 Moves: 69
Okay, the loose pile of junk mail is now sitting on the satchel.
An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "Eoshp wz zs gd ti sd
tfluwroimb ow ci lhuvchop wgryr gx jkwaflu oirbflul mquiu ntoyw cerlfimfud
okwafudthairbollchoa re hi si s ow co tcavquifiml ml mquix jfim oe hthaw
chuvw cerlu nchofluu n okwacave hquie hfluhuvcavi ll m oz zkonu np wr gl ml
mtrucavl m oo ttrutrur ga bulpfimerltoye h ohuvo szitp wl moshi se hp
wflu."> Vogon Hold Score: 45 Moves: 70
A single babel fish shoots out of the slot. It sails across the room and
hits the dressing gown. The fish slides down the sleeve of the gown and
falls to the floor, landing on the towel. A split second later, a tiny
cleaning robot whizzes across the floor, grabs the fish, and continues its
breakneck pace toward a tiny robot panel at the base of the wall. The robot
plows into the satchel, sending the babel fish flying through the air in a
graceful arc surrounded by a cloud of junk mail. Another robot flies in and
begins madly collecting the cluttered plume of mail. The babel fish
continues its flight, landing with a loud "squish" in your ear.An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "This is the Captain.
My instruments show that we've picked up a couple of hitchhikers. I hate
freeloaders, and when my guards find you I'll have you thrown into space.
On second thought, maybe I'll read you some of my poetry first.
Repeating...">
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@error_bot take all
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Vogon Hold Score: 45 Moves: 71
satchel: Taken.
towel: Taken.
your gown: Taken.
thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is: Taken.
keyboard: Not bloody likely.An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "This is the Captain.
My instruments show that we've picked up a couple of hitchhikers. I hate
freeloaders, and when my guards find you I'll have you thrown into space.
On second thought, maybe I'll read you some of my poetry first.
Repeating...">
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@error_bot look glass case
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Vogon Hold Score: 45 Moves: 72
Use prepositions to indicate precisely what you want to do: LOOK AT the
object, LOOK INSIDE it, LOOK UNDER it, etc.An announcement is coming over the ship's intercom. "This is the Captain.
My instruments show that we've picked up a couple of hitchhikers. I hate
freeloaders, and when my guards find you I'll have you thrown into space.
On second thought, maybe I'll read you some of my poetry first.
Repeating...">
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@error_bot look att glass case
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I don't know the word "att".
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