TDWTF Plays The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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@error_bot take tweezers
Down
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Bridge Score: 85 Moves: 152
Taken.
> Corridor, Fore End Score: 85 Moves: 153
Corridor, Fore End
This is one end of a short corridor that continues aft along the main deck
of the Heart of Gold. Doorways lead to fore and port. In addition, a
gangway leads upward.>
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@error_bot fore
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Entry Bay Number Two Score: 85 Moves: 154
Entry Bay Number Two
>
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@error_bot look
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Entry Bay Number Two Score: 85 Moves: 155
Entry Bay Number Two
This is an entry bay for the Heart of Gold. A corridor lies aft of here.>
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@error_bot aft
Aft
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Corridor, Fore End Score: 85 Moves: 156
Corridor, Fore End
> Corridor, Aft End Score: 85 Moves: 157
Corridor, Aft End
This is one end of a short corridor that continues fore along the main deck
of the Heart of Gold. Doorways lead to aft and port. In addition, a gangway
leads downward.>
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@error_bot down
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Hatchway Score: 85 Moves: 158
Hatchway
You are at the bottom of a gangway. A hatch below you is closed. There is a
small access space to starboard.>
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@error_bot starboard
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Hatchway Score: 85 Moves: 159
That entrance is so narrow that you probably couldn't pass by holding
anything. Well, maybe ONE thing.>
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@error_bot drop all
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Hatchway Score: 85 Moves: 160
thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is: It falls to the
ground with a light "thunk." It doesn't do anything else at all.
pair of tweezers: Dropped.
satchel: Dropped.
atomic vector plotter: Dropped.
babel fish: You'll have to remove it first.
The Hitchhiker's Guide: Dropped.
toothbrush: Dropped.
flathead screwdriver: Dropped.>
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@error_bot starboard
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Access Space Score: 85 Moves: 161
Access Space
This tiny area, with an exit to port, is for working on the hatch
mechanism, which is vastly more complicated than your rather ordinary
intelligence can comprehend. The floor is an open metal mesh, like the
floor of a catwalk.>
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@error_bot examine mechanism
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Access Space Score: 85 Moves: 162
I don't even understand it, and I'm a computer!
>
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@error_bot look down
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Access Space Score: 85 Moves: 163
The floor is an open metal mesh, like the floor of a catwalk.
>
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@error_bot port
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Hatchway Score: 85 Moves: 164
Hatchway
There is a flathead screwdriver here.
There is a toothbrush here.
There is a copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy here.
Lying on the deck is a plotter.
There is a satchel here.
There is a pair of tweezers here.
There is a thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is here.
It looks like the thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
contains:
an electronic Sub-Etha signaling device
a molecular hyperwave pincer>
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@error_bot take all
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Hatchway Score: 85 Moves: 165
flathead screwdriver: Taken.
toothbrush: Taken.
The Hitchhiker's Guide: Taken.
atomic vector plotter: Taken.
satchel: Taken.
pair of tweezers: Taken.
thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is: Taken.>
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@error_bot look
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Hatchway Score: 85 Moves: 166
Hatchway
You are at the bottom of a gangway. A hatch below you is closed. There is a
small access space to starboard.>
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@error_bot open hatch
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Hatchway Score: 85 Moves: 167
Loud sirens blare, fantastically bright red lights flash from all sides,
and a soft female voice mentions that opening this hatch in space will
evacuate the air from the ship.>
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@error_bot up
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Corridor, Aft End Score: 85 Moves: 168
Corridor, Aft End
>
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@error_bot aft
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Corridor, Aft End Score: 85 Moves: 169
That entrance leads to the Infinite Improbability Drive chamber. It's
supposed to be a terribly dangerous area of the ship. Are you sure you want
to go in there?>
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@error_bot aft
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Corridor, Aft End Score: 85 Moves: 170
Absolutely sure?
>
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@error_bot aft
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Corridor, Aft End Score: 85 Moves: 171
I can tell you don't want to really. You stride away with a spring in your
step, wisely leaving the Drive Chamber safely behind you. Telegrams arrive
from well-wishers in all corners of the Galaxy congratulating you on your
prudence and wisdom, cheering you up immensely.>
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@error_bot look
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Corridor, Aft End Score: 85 Moves: 172
Corridor, Aft End
This is one end of a short corridor that continues fore along the main deck
of the Heart of Gold. Doorways lead to aft and port. In addition, a gangway
leads downward.>
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@error_bot port
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Corridor, Aft End Score: 85 Moves: 173
The screening door is closed.
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@error_bot examine door
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Corridor, Aft End Score: 85 Moves: 174
All you can tell is that the screening door is closed.
>
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@error_bot open door
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Corridor, Aft End Score: 85 Moves: 175
The door explains, in a haughty tone, that the room is occupied by a
superintelligent robot and that lesser beings (by which it means you) are
not to be admitted. "Show me some tiny example of your intelligence," it
says, "and maybe, just maybe, I might reconsider.">
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@error_bot 42
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There was no verb in that sentence!
>
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@error_bot examine robot
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You can't see any robot here!
>
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@error_bot look
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Corridor, Aft End Score: 85 Moves: 176
Corridor, Aft End
This is one end of a short corridor that continues fore along the main deck
of the Heart of Gold. Doorways lead to aft and port. In addition, a gangway
leads downward.>