Quotes Out of Context
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@FrostCat said in Quotes Out of Context:
@error said in Quotes Out of Context:
Ah, the movie where my opinion of Tom Green went from "quirky, bizarre, energetic, and funny" to "deeply disturbed man desperately flailing for attention."
Everything I ever heard suggested he didn't want to make movies at all, and wrote this one so nobody'd ever ask him again.
I never heard about him again after it came out. Maybe it worked too well.
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@FrostCat said in Quotes Out of Context:
Everything I ever heard suggested he didn't want to make movies at all, and wrote this one so nobody'd ever ask him again.
Right.
Also every inmate in prison is really innocent.
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@error said in Quotes Out of Context:
I never heard about him again after it came out.
Neither had I but Wikipedia said he's been in and out of TV and Radio, and went back to standup comedy. Apparently he's also doing YouTube streaming.
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@blakeyrat said in Quotes Out of Context:
Also every inmate in prison is really innocent.
Did you have some point here? He's actually got about 20 acting credits post-FGF, according to IMDB, but nothing most people would call big, or perhaps even have heard of.
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I've known strange people, but fighting a chimney?
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@Fox said in Quotes Out of Context:
the knowledge gained from my decade-old degree in Economics. It's leaving me feeling quite dismal.
Viewing this endless cycle of worthless garbage... It fills you with determination.
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@ben_lubar detemmienation
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"Ah,"? That's it? Well, that was weird...
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Why did I read the thread title as 'Goatse Out of Context'? On second thought, I don't want to know.
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@ScholRLEA said in Quotes Out of Context:
'Goatse Out of Context'?
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@Ben_Warre said in Quotes out of Context
put thumb in thing
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@error Quoting zork is cheating.
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I am not ready, my butt is not ready!
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Oh FOR FUCKs SAKE.
WHAT KIND OF FUCKING USERNAME IS ALL_USERS....
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Hmm....right thigh, just above the knee, because I usually wear cargo pants. I hate sitting on my wallet.
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ready, my butt
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> read indigo vial
(taking the indigo vial first)
"FLAXO POTION
(exquisite torture)"> quaff potion
The potion tastes like a combination of anchovies, prune juice, and garlic
powder. As you finish swallowing the potion, a well-muscled troll saunters in
and straps you to a torture device. He whacks your head with a wooden
two-by-four, grunting "You are playing Sorcerer. It was written by S. Eric
Meretzky. You will have fun and enjoy yourself." He repeats this action 999
more times, then vanishes without a trace.
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@ben_lubar said:
I asked my mom and she said 4 people will die tonight.
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Car theft: like Uber for black people!
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So I asked the other Asian chick, but she got really angry. Turns out I was asking the first one again. I couldn't tell, they all look the same.
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Why did that kanban board just tell me it was ironing my waffle?
Filed under: Honestly, this quote was already out of context. does it mean?
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Windows 95 is clearly superior to Windows 3.x when it comes to installing and managing hardware, but it is not perfect.
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Someone predicted Pokemon Go.
Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff.
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@xaade Holden Caulfield?
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I'll let go of yours if you let go of mine!
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@error Actually, I think that was @wood, discussing SO.
Which would just go to show that perception of one's own maturity can be very inaccurate.
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me me! Choose me! I want to be in jail!
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Mocking a repository
Was deeply disappointed at the context.
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@Lorne-Kates said:
They couldn't find their own ass with a lit roadflare shoved up their anus
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@DoctorJones Context too easy to guess there. :(
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@boomzilla Personally, I assumed it was Word of Blakey griping about Github again.
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@Lorne-Kates said
Stick a hot soldering iron in there and jiggle it.
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@error said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Lorne-Kates said
Stick a hot soldering iron in there and jiggle it.
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@accalia said in Quotes Out of Context:
@error said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Lorne-Kates said
Stick a hot soldering iron in there and jiggle it.
Sometimes, that's the only way to get rid of hot glue. Sure, you ruin a tip, but that's why all the corroded tips are kept anyways.
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@error In software, the only thing that lasts forever is a program or tool meant to be used only once.
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@Fox said
The number of random straight porn blogs following me indicates that there is plenty of other porn there.
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@FrostCat said:
a couple inches longer it wouldn't fit there at all
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Not a quote from these forums, but I still think it's perfect for this thread.
Pizzas—like humans—handle "face-first" acceleration best.
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@blakeyrat said:
And I mean real genuine dicks, not the fake kind you get here.
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Tim Stuby said:
I'm allowed to draw it in sweat, right?
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Anon said:
Horizantal is the only requirement
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@boomzilla said:
My primitive mind can't grasp these UI concepts
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@end said:
I'm sorry for whatever I did
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#thedailywtf said:
morning boner
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#thedailywtf said:
Intercourse did not commence.
#thedailywtf said:
This was the day I cockblocked myself with a didgeridoo.
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Two face authentication.