TDWTF Plays Zork I
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@error_bot take all
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take all
platinum bar: Taken.
broken clockwork canary: Your load is too heavy.
group of tool chests: The chests are so rusty and corroded that they crumble
when you touch them.
tube: Your load is too heavy.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 220 >s
Dam Lobby
This room appears to have been the waiting room for groups touring the dam.
There are open doorways here to the north and east marked "Private", and there
is a path leading south over the top of the dam.
There is a somewhat ruined egg here.
There is a tour guidebook here.Dam Lobby Score: 54 Moves: 221 >s
Dam
You are standing on the top of the Flood Control Dam #3, which was quite a
tourist attraction in times far distant. There are paths to the north, south,
and west, and a scramble down.
The sluice gates on the dam are closed. Behind the dam, there can be seen a
wide reservoir. Water is pouring over the top of the now abandoned dam.
There is a control panel here, on which a large metal bolt is mounted.
Directly above the bolt is a small green plastic bubble.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 222 >
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@error_bot turn bolt with wrench
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turn bolt with wrench
The bolt won't turn with your best effort.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 223 >
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@error_bot d
turn valve with wrench
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d
Dam Base
You are at the base of Flood Control Dam #3, which looms above you and to the
north. The river Frigid is flowing by here. Along the river are the White
Cliffs which seem to form giant walls stretching from north to south along the
shores of the river as it winds its way downstream.
There is a folded pile of plastic here which has a small valve attached.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 224 >turn valve with wrench
You can't turn that!Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 225 >
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@error_bot open valve
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open valve
You must tell me how to do that to a pile of plastic.Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 226 >
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@error_bot twist valve
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twist valve
I don't know the word "twist".Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 226 >
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@error_bot hit valve with wrench
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hit valve with wrench
I've known strange people, but fighting a pile of plastic?Dam Base Score: 54 Moves: 227 >
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@error_bot up
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up
Dam
You are standing on the top of the Flood Control Dam #3, which was quite a
tourist attraction in times far distant. There are paths to the north, south,
and west, and a scramble down.
The sluice gates on the dam are closed. Behind the dam, there can be seen a
wide reservoir. Water is pouring over the top of the now abandoned dam.
There is a control panel here, on which a large metal bolt is mounted.
Directly above the bolt is a small green plastic bubble.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 228 >
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Reservoir South
You are in a long room on the south shore of a large lake, far too deep and
wide for crossing.
There is a path along the stream to the east or west, a steep pathway climbing
southwest along the edge of a chasm, and a path leading into a canyon to the
southeast.Reservoir South Score: 54 Moves: 229 >
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@error_bot e
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Dam
You are standing on the top of the Flood Control Dam #3, which was quite a
tourist attraction in times far distant. There are paths to the north, south,
and west, and a scramble down.
The sluice gates on the dam are closed. Behind the dam, there can be seen a
wide reservoir. Water is pouring over the top of the now abandoned dam.
There is a control panel here, on which a large metal bolt is mounted.
Directly above the bolt is a small green plastic bubble.
The lamp appears a bit dimmer.Dam Score: 54 Moves: 230 >n
Dam Lobby
This room appears to have been the waiting room for groups touring the dam.
There are open doorways here to the north and east marked "Private", and there
is a path leading south over the top of the dam.
There is a somewhat ruined egg here.
There is a tour guidebook here.Dam Lobby Score: 54 Moves: 231 >
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Maintenance Room
This is what appears to have been the maintenance room for Flood Control Dam
#3. Apparently, this room has been ransacked recently, for most of the
valuable equipment is gone. On the wall in front of you is a group of buttons
colored blue, yellow, brown, and red. There are doorways to the west and south.
There is a broken clockwork canary here.
There is an object which looks like a tube of toothpaste here.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 232 >
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@error_bot w
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Dam Lobby
This room appears to have been the waiting room for groups touring the dam.
There are open doorways here to the north and east marked "Private", and there
is a path leading south over the top of the dam.
There is a somewhat ruined egg here.
There is a tour guidebook here.Dam Lobby Score: 54 Moves: 233 >n
Maintenance Room
This is what appears to have been the maintenance room for Flood Control Dam
#3. Apparently, this room has been ransacked recently, for most of the
valuable equipment is gone. On the wall in front of you is a group of buttons
colored blue, yellow, brown, and red. There are doorways to the west and south.
There is a broken clockwork canary here.
There is an object which looks like a tube of toothpaste here.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 234 >
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Directions in this game are really disorienting.
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@error_bot push red button
The jolly, candy-like button.
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push red button
The lights within the room come on.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 235 >The jolly, candy-like button.
I don't know the word "jolly".Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 235 >
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@error_bot push blue button
What does this button dooooo?
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push blue button
There is a rumbling sound and a stream of water appears to burst from the east
wall of the room (apparently, a leak has occurred in a pipe).
The water level here is now up to your ankles.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 236 >What does this button dooooo?
I don't know the word "does".Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 236 >
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@error_bot push blue button
Please turn off now.
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push blue button
The blue button appears to be jammed.
The water level here is now up to your shin.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 237 >Please turn off now.
I don't know the word "please".Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 237 >
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halp
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inflate pile of plastic
complain about people not recognizing inflatable toys
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@AyGeePlus You have to @mention error_bot.
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@error_bot push brown button
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push brown button
Click.
The water level here is now up to your shin.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 238 >
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@error_bot fix pipe with wrench
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fix pipe with wrench
With a wrench?
The water level here is now up to your knees.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 239 >
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@error_bot push yellow button
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push yellow button
Click.
The water level here is now up to your knees.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 240 >
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@error_bot open door
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open door
You can't see any door here!
The water level here is now up to your hips.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 241 >
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@error_bot hit pipe with wrench
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hit pipe with wrench
I've known strange people, but fighting a leak?
The water level here is now up to your hips.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 242 >
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@error_bot look
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look
Maintenance Room
This is what appears to have been the maintenance room for Flood Control Dam
#3. Apparently, this room has been ransacked recently, for most of the
valuable equipment is gone. On the wall in front of you is a group of buttons
colored blue, yellow, brown, and red. There are doorways to the west and south.
There is a broken clockwork canary here.
There is an object which looks like a tube of toothpaste here.
The water level here is now up to your waist.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 243 >
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@error_bot fix leak with toothpaste
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fix leak with toothpaste
I don't know the word "toothpaste".Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 243 >
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@error_bot examine tube
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examine tube
---> Frobozz Magic Gunk Company <---
All-Purpose Gunk
The water level here is now up to your waist.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 244 >
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@error_bot pick up tube
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pick up tube
Your load is too heavy.
The water level here is now up to your chest.Maintenance Room Score: 54 Moves: 245 >