WTF Bites
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@dkf I have a feeling it would cause much Discord.
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What is this shit, Outlook?
Why do you show me stuff from the past? Which election?! Why did you even bother to translate stuff about US elections to German?!?(Also, why I should amuse Outlook with a video of me is just as confusing.)
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Also, why I should amuse Outlook with a video of me is just as confusing.
So they can train their face detection. Duh.
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Why do you show me stuff from the past? Which election?! Why did you even bother to translate stuff about US elections to German?!?
Not the US election from this year, that was Nov. 8
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Also, why I should amuse Outlook with a video of me is just as confusing.
So they can train their face detection. Duh.
Do we actually need "face detection" in his case?
Actually, "top spin detection" should work here, literally.
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@BernieTheBernie said in WTF Bites:
Also, why I should amuse Outlook with a video of me is just as confusing.
So they can train their face detection. Duh.
Do we actually need "face detection" in his case?
Actually, "top spin detection" should work here, literally.
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Why do you show me stuff from the past? Which election?! Why did you even bother to translate stuff about US elections to German?!?
Not the US election from this year, that was Nov. 8
Ugh, that was my guess since clicking the "Weitere Informationen" (more information) button opens this:
Why does it show me 2 year old shit from the US elections? Steve knows...
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. For retarded , powerpoint defaults to copying not just the text but also the source formatting of the original slide.
Yeah? Principle of least surpruse: "I copied thing that looks like this, why it suddenly look ugly and without all my colours!"
Power tip: You can skip the "paste options" throbbler by directly using the menu (pleb) or Ctrl+Shift+V
Filed under: It's like you don't even use your computer
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@BernieTheBernie said in WTF Bites:
Also, why I should amuse Outlook with a video of me is just as confusing.
So they can train their face detection. Duh.
Do we actually need "face detection" in his case?
No, but how do you quickly obtain a large number of 200-picture sets that all show the same person but from very different angles and possibly lighting conditions?
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Why do you show me stuff from the past? Which election?! Why did you even bother to translate stuff about US elections to German?!?
Not the US election from this year, that was Nov. 8
but 2020 was on Nov 3
Obviously Outlook lost track which 2020 year it is right now.
Or, maybe, this reminder is for all the people with time machine.
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@Kamil-Podlesak Or maybe the implied message is a passive-aggressive "Remember what happened last time you didn't vote?"
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Why does it show me 2 year old shit from the US elections? Steve knows...
Because Outlook is just behind the times.
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@BernieTheBernie said in WTF Bites:
Why does it show me 2 year old shit from the US elections? Steve knows...
Because Outlook is just behind the times.
All it really needs is a built-in calendar ...
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@Gustav Dall-E and Midjourney can probably hook you up pretty quickly.
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I just saw a commercial for Candy Crush Saga's 10 year anniversary celebration.
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@izzion only 10 years? Huh. Thought it'd been around longer than that.
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@loopback0 said in WTF Bites:
@izzion only 10 years? Huh. Thought it'd been around longer than that.
If you measure time in Ghana-GDP-Years, they've extracted more than 10
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@BernieTheBernie said in WTF Bites:
Also, why I should amuse Outlook with a video of me is just as confusing.
So they can train their face detection. Duh.
Do we actually need "face detection" in his case?
No, but how do you quickly obtain a large number of 200-picture sets that all show the same person but from very different angles and possibly lighting conditions?
Fairground rides
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I just saw a commercial for Candy Crush Saga's 10 year anniversary celebration.
Is that the anniversary of the point is had existed for ten years?
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I just saw a commercial for Candy Crush Saga's 10 year anniversary celebration.
Is that the anniversary of the point is had existed for ten years?
Turns out it really has only been 10 years.
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I should know better than to read advice columns butâŚ
That comment about sample html blocks really threw me
Is there an easy way to get copy a screenshot to the forum on iPhone?
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@loopback0 the thing to realize is that the toolbar at the top, which stops at the ârubberâ symbol and doesnât have a scroll bar, can be scrolled. Sometimes, if you try a few times.
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@DogsB what the fuck is a situationship?
Why do these kids keep making up words?
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@DogsB what the fuck is a situationship?
Why do these kids keep making up words?How else would you describe finding yourself naked in someone else's bed with a splitting headache because you got plastered and had a situation last Friday night?
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@izzion a good time?
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@DogsB what the fuck is a situationship?
You know "it's complicated"? Apparently the teenage slang changed again and it's now called a situationship.
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@DogsB what the fuck is a situationship?
Why do these kids keep making up words?How else would you describe finding yourself naked in someone else's bed with a splitting headache because you got plastered and had a situation last Friday night?
For me? I'd call it impossible.
But on topic, society really needs to get over itself. Butt that won't happen.
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How else would you describe finding yourself naked in someone else's bed with a splitting headache because you got plastered and had a situation last Friday night?
"Last Friday night"?
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How else would you describe finding yourself naked in someone else's bed with a splitting headache because you got plastered and had a situation last Friday night?
"Last Friday night"?
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@cvi show off!
In unrelated news: can barely move.
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@cvi show off!
In unrelated news: can barely move.
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@DogsB what the fuck is a situationship?
Why do these kids keep making up words?Zoomers and millennials are idiots and need a new word for everything because they don't know what a dictionary is. We have a description for this situation. Mutual attraction. zoomers and millennials haven't realised that 90% of the time it doesn't go past flirting.
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@DogsB what the fuck is a situationship?
Why do these kids keep making up words?Zoomers and millennials are idiots and need a new word for everything because they don't know what a dictionary is.
Yeah, because whatever boomers remember from their childhoods is eternal tradition. Everything else is just a temporary fad, unlike their temporary fads that are just how the world works, or would have been if not for those meddling kids.
We have a description for this situation. Mutual attraction.
I think it was called something else 50 years ago. Crime perhaps? Or maybe just an affair. I don't know, internet doesn't have any good guide on boomer teenage slang. By Gen X years, I'm pretty sure it was called booty call, but might need a correction on that.
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@DogsB what the fuck is a situationship?
Why do these kids keep making up words?Zoomers and millennials are idiots and need a new word for everything because they don't know what a dictionary is.
Yeah, because whatever boomers remember from their childhoods is eternal tradition. Everything else is just a temporary fad, unlike their temporary fads that are just how the world works, or would have been if not for those meddling kids.
We have a description for this situation. Mutual attraction.
I think it was called something else 50 years ago. Crime perhaps? Or maybe just an affair. I don't know, internet doesn't have any good guide on boomer teenage slang. By Gen X years, I'm pretty sure it was called booty call, but might need a correction on that.
Yeah, whatâs that word for not reading the article? They didnât get around to shagging. A kiss before he decided on a serious relationship with the girl he was dating. What in fucks name are you on about booty call or did the definition of that change drastically in the last shower?
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did the definition of that change drastically in the last shower?
Depends on the frequency of your showers.
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@DogsB what the fuck is a situationship?
Why do these kids keep making up words?Zoomers and millennials are idiots and need a new word for everything because they don't know what a dictionary is.
Yeah, because whatever boomers remember from their childhoods is eternal tradition. Everything else is just a temporary fad, unlike their temporary fads that are just how the world works, or would have been if not for those meddling kids.
We have a description for this situation. Mutual attraction.
I think it was called something else 50 years ago. Crime perhaps? Or maybe just an affair. I don't know, internet doesn't have any good guide on boomer teenage slang. By Gen X years, I'm pretty sure it was called booty call, but might need a correction on that.
Yeah, whatâs that word for not reading the article? They didnât get around to shagging.
Situationship very much does involve shagging. At least it should. Otherwise you're just a sucker. I know a guy who's been in an official, exclusive boyfriend-girlfriend relationship who still doesn't get any.
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@DogsB what the fuck is a situationship?
Why do these kids keep making up words?Zoomers and millennials are idiots and need a new word for everything because they don't know what a dictionary is.
Yeah, because whatever boomers remember from their childhoods is eternal tradition. Everything else is just a temporary fad, unlike their temporary fads that are just how the world works, or would have been if not for those meddling kids.
We have a description for this situation. Mutual attraction.
I think it was called something else 50 years ago. Crime perhaps? Or maybe just an affair. I don't know, internet doesn't have any good guide on boomer teenage slang. By Gen X years, I'm pretty sure it was called booty call, but might need a correction on that.
Yeah, whatâs that word for not reading the article? They didnât get around to shagging.
Situationship very much does involve shagging. At least it should. Otherwise you're just a sucker. I know a guy who's been in an official, exclusive boyfriend-girlfriend relationship who still doesn't get any.
Good for you but the girl in the article wasn't getting her bits fiddled with.
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@DogsB would be the same even if it was a regular relationship. She wanted to take things slower than him and he bailed - a tale as old as the world.
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@DogsB would be the same even if it was a regular relationship. She wanted to take things slower than him and he bailed - a tale as old as the world.
There wasnât any relationship... She's pining after something that never existed.
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Seeing as the dumb word made it into the dictionary:
a romantic or sexual relationship that is not considered to be formal or established.
So you're both right. It could involve shagging but doesn't need to, as with the article upthread.
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@loopback0 said in WTF Bites:
the dumb word made it into the dictionary
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@loopback0 said in WTF Bites:
Seeing as the dumb word made it into the dictionary:
a romantic or sexual relationship that is not considered to be formal or established.
So you're both right. It could involve shagging but doesn't need to, as with the article upthread.
I don't need someone with a dictionary to tell me I'm illiterate.
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It's again time for MS Teams to be retarded. Was in a big meeting, only asked a question once and was otherwise muted. Initially had my headphones in, then didn't need them anymore so decided to unplug them.
Well, gee, after unplugging the headphones the sound didn't work anymore. Plugging them back in didn't do anything either. Apparently the sound output was neither assigned to the internal speakers nor the external headphones, but to the "Microsoft Teams Audio Device". And manually trying to change that was just hanging. Even Youtube in Firefox refused to play anything anymore.
Why is this shit even a thing?!
Oh look, people reported this bug 7 years ago already (and of course got not reasonable response):
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:teams:
: Oh, it's from a Mac. Go file it in ď¸.
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