The Official Go directly to Soup :bear: owl 50 Thread :interrobang: Do pass fumble to Von Miller. Do collect $200 thousand million dollars.
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This is the official Super Bowl 50 thread, where even the winner goes home with a big "L"!
Post Super Bowl predictions, discussion, etc here.
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Supper Bowl of Billy Balls:
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I honestly don't think I could come up with a less funny comic if I tried. "Look at me, I intentionally remain ignorant about sports and make fun of people who like them by entirely oversimplifying their hobby!"
N.B.: I'm not a sports fanatic by any means, but I do casually watch gridiron football and golf and don't mind talking about them.
Counter-comic:
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"Look at me, I intentionally remain ignorant about sports and make fun of people who like them by entirely oversimplifying their hobby!"
Consider this a revenge for every "oh, you're just playing with the computer!" comment I've ever heard.
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To be fair, that's verbatim what I tell people I do for a living...I don't think they'd be interested if I went into further detail.
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Broncos win by 14.
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This is the official Super Bowl 50 thread,
Is this also the thread where we can officially announce that we don't give a flying fuck?
Great!
Hello, I'm Luhmann and I don't give a flying fuck!
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I honestly don't think I could come up with a less funny comic if I tried
It's funny because it's a pretty good depiction of how sport studios and interviews with players work. There's always very little to be said and the guys sitting there just keep repeating the same stuff over and over again.
Inb4: I watch sports and I like sports and I've played football (the proper kind) a lot.
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I think this will happen:
Good lord, I've seen this too much on facebook already. Now here, too?
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It's funny because it's a pretty good depiction of how sport studios and interviews with players work. There's always very little to be said and the guys sitting there just keep repeating the same stuff over and over again.
I could see that but I usually see it posted in the context of "LOLOLO DAE Not care about the super bowl!?"
the proper kind
You got that right ;)
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I hope so. The Panthers played all of the easy teams.
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@Lorne_Kates said:
Broncos win by 14.
That'd be nice. I don't really have an opinion about Carolina, but I like Peyton, and I feel like dispatching the Pats deserves a bigger reward than just going to the big game.
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I predict that some guys will run around a field, there will be a half time "show" that won't quite feature a wardrobe malfunction, and then some more running around before one of the teams is declared the winner, and there will be accusations of cheating or bad refereeing because "playing better" couldn't possibly be a factor.
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But will there be sharks?
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@Lorne_Kates said:
Broncos win by 14.
That'd be nice. I don't really have an opinion about Carolina, but I like Peyton, and I feel like dispatching the Pats deserves a bigger reward than just going to the big game.
Indeed.
Say, do the Carolinas, like, share the team or something? Like divorced parents? "This weekend you're going to play in North Carolina."
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But will there be sharks?
Yes, but instead of a shark, it will be a boring guy lipsynching at a keyboard to generic backbeats.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yN2H3--1aw
INB4: wrong football.
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Just needs a motorcyclist to trick jump over them!
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Sometimes it feels like Randall Monroe is Brendan Frazer in Bedazzled, when he wishes to be sensitive.
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Supper Bowl of Billy Balls:
Wow. They can't get their iPads to work no matter what they call them.
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I never appreciated the severity of left shark's incompetence until this gif.
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There are four gifs in that post. Three of them are the same gif.
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The Raw Knows All
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Quick! Use the Button of Summoning!
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O____O Yes
I mean, they always play in NC, but Charlotte's right at the state line anyway.
In other news, the Canes won their game as well.
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So we don't have an but we do have a bear that looks like a hamster.
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On a forum where the emoji used to be categorised under 'Food and Drink', that doesn't surprise me.
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I'm still ο for someone to me a
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[insert Amazon Girl story here]
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You wouldn't a ο¬
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I'm not touching a with a ten foot pole!
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Oh, for sake. Grow up.
EDIT: Wait a minute, derailing my own threadΒ
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The Panthers obviously cheated their way to victory
That score got way high, way quick... how's that even possible
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Necro'd just in time.
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is set to win.
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Necro'd just in time.
Down to the buzzer on that one! Sliding in just under the catcher's mitt! A photo finish!
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The silly title made me think this was some kind of likes topic. I'm disappointed.
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That's the wrong image; you want this one:
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It's a great title. I encourage its continued abuse.
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The Panthers played all of the easy teams.
This narrative is done. Putting up 49 points against the Cardinals, an "Easy Team".
Also, this.
https://www.reddit.com/r/panthers/comments/3x8g5k/the_panthers_havent_played_anyone_narrative/My prediction: Panthers defense scores at least two TDs in the game. Whether from sack/fumbles or ints I don't know.
Final 35-14, Panthers.
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IDK, two really good defenses could make this a low scoring game. It'll come down to turnovers I bet.