Sales Pitch-Driven Development
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If you see him huffing and sulking around you now he passed by here.
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I'm not good with figures of speech.
They go over my head, and my reflexes are too slow to catch them.
Who are you? The anti-Drax?
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"I don't think the actual cause is relevant to who's going to pay for it"
Sounds like an excellent point to bring up right after you accidentally their shiny new sports car.
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Where the fuck is that from?
Classic Twilight zone.
Stylized video summary:
https://youtu.be/xHp9q3QTmVQ
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is there bacon?
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If you see him huffing and sulking around you now he passed by here.
well you should hope that he doesn't talk to Dory then. she likes to smash things that make her Johnny cry....
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Dory is just a darling. Just ask her about her cats and she'll forget all about why she was mad.
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Dory is just a darling. Just ask her about her cats and she'll forget all about why she was mad.
no, that's Donald that has the cats. Dory is the one who breeds pittbulls. She's a phenomenal breeder and trainer, but does rather have a one track mind. if she gets it into her head to smash.... well there will be smashing...
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Sure about the pittbulls? I they look more like German Sheppards
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Sure about the pittbulls? I they look more like German Sheppards
she's been crossbreeding lately i think. something about improving the stock.
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Wasn't that sheppards with poodles or something? That was one funny looking dog.
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That was one funny looking dog.
that wasn't a dog, that was Small Medium Dave's All Hallows Eve costume.
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That would explain why he kept riding Maggie's leg
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That would explain why he kept riding Maggie's leg
but not why she let him keep doing that given she's still walking out with Suzie and Donald last i checked.
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Maggie is cheap, she really is. She could almost double her income by rising her prices just a little so they are more in line with current market trends.
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She could almost double her income by rising her prices just a little so they are more in line with current market trends.
that would rather ruin her sales quantity, and since she's a launderer she needs to keep the coins flowing.
Why else is she still cash only in this day and age?
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she's already peaking in quantity, there are no gains to be found in that direction.
last I heard she had troubles with the payment terminal. She still didn't get that fixed?
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She still didn't get that fixed?
if by fixed you mean she shot it with her double barreled ten gauge..... then yes, it's fixed.
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always trying to fix things with more metal ... I'm telling you ... some day she'll trip over one of those piercings.
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I'm telling you ... some day she'll trip over one of those piercings.
what are you talking about? Maggie's kink is tattoos, not piercings. it's amanda that's into piercings.
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The difference is that with Amanda it's all above the belt. Not so much with Maggie ...
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Not so much with Maggie ...
Am i to assume you have personal experience upon which to draw this conclusion?
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I'm not that crazy! I prefer to keep that stuff legal.
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I'm not that crazy! I prefer to keep that stuff legal.
then i will have to ask you to cite your source.
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How there, I'm not snitching to nobody!
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The difference is that with Amanda it's all above the belt. Not so much with Maggie ...
You guys are reminding me of this song:
Filed Under: Porn Star Dancing
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How there, I'm not snitching to nobody!
well, then how am i to believe you over the evidence of mine own eyes?
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You'll just have to believe me or ask her for proof.
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You'll just have to believe me or ask her for proof.
I did, she showed me proof. Nothing but tattoos all the way down.
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Then what have I been watching? I feel a bit sick.
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Then what have I been watching? I feel a bit sick.
i think you may have been watching Amanda instead of Maggie. They are sisters after all so it wouldn't be the first time someone got confused between them.
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I suspect they where messing with me.
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I suspect they where messing with me.
could very well be. they worship a trickster god after all.
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I remember they messed with your mind as well a while back
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Small Medium Dave
Isn't he from the same clan as Smaller-than-medium-sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock?
If you can't beat them join them.
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Isn't he from the same clan as Smaller-than-medium-sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock?
nah. from the next street over.
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the son of the butcher
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Yeah, the postman never got over that one
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I bet she felt sore after that, I'm surprised she walked away that easily
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I bet she felt sore after that, I'm surprised she walked away that easily
and straight into the arms of the candlestick maker too...
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Yeah, even though that was way out if his league, getting a deal with the light bulb manufacturing plant
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Yeah, even though that was way out if his league, getting a deal with the light bulb manufacturing plant
hey, it worked out okay for him in the end. How many kids do they have now? twelve?
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What's the name again from the one who became pro-wrestler? Trevor or something?
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Trevor or something?
Treavor Thumb-breaker.
Lead-pipe Jim went into plumbing for a while before starting a rather successful bodyguard service.
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bodyguard service
I have always had my doubts about his naming ... Jim's Protection Services doesn't make me feel save.
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had the balls to say "I don't think the actual cause is relevant to who's going to pay for it".
"How about I tell you to go get fucked, because you are going to pay for it? My ass is covered with Kevlar on this one."
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I have always had my doubts about his naming ... Jim's Protection Services doesn't make me feel save.
well that's still better naming than his sister Chastity when she opened the brothel named after herself.