In other news today...
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Yeah ... why are there 4 eyes?
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@da-Doctah i've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
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Well...
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@chozang said in In other news today...:
It sounds like bologna to me. LSD builds up extremely rapid tolerance - if you take the same dose for four days in a row, on the fourth day, it will have no effect whatsoever.
Speaking from experience ?
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@TimeBandit said in In other news today...:
@chozang said in In other news today...:
It sounds like bologna to me. LSD builds up extremely rapid tolerance - if you take the same dose for four days in a row, on the fourth day, it will have no effect whatsoever.
Speaking from experience ?
That particular piece of information was acquired from reading.
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Edit: Looks like that wasn't the only joke name; look what came fourth:
Editit: And more:
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@RaceProUK "It's Bloody Cold Here" has my vote.
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What an exciting time to be alive!
The manager told police the man then grabbed a hand full of bacon and chicken and walked out of the business.
On his way out, Anderson allegedly broke a glass door on the business. Oklahoma City Police Department MSgt. Gary Knight says Anderson was possibly under the influence.
"He was possibly under the influence of some sort of narcotic or intoxicant or suffering from some type of break with reality. He did mention that he is from four years in the future and that is how people will get food during that period of time," Knight said.
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@boomzilla said in In other news today...:
Man claiming to be from the future steals food from Arby's
This article is obviously fake. Arby's doesn't serve "food".
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@RaceProUK said in In other news today...:
Edit: Looks like that wasn't the only joke name; look what came fourth:
Meanwhile, sitting in second is naming the boat in honor of a 16-month old kid diagnosed with incurable brain cancer.
So good job, McBoatface people.
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@Lorne-Kates said in In other news today...:
This article is obviously fake. Arby's doesn't serve "food".
You need to get out of Canada more.
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@Lorne-Kates eh? what's he done that's any more special than all the other kids who got diagnosed with incurable brain cancer? Or do they all get
boatsships named after them, too?
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dull article that doesn't expand on the topic but that headline really stole the show.
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@DogsB yes, they just needed the league to make a down-payment of $500 to get the US $14 MILLION DOLLARS INHERITANCE out of customs.
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@antiquarian "Usain Boat" is cleverer, though. And I like "I Like Big Boats and I Cannot Lie".
Either of those are more original than "Boaty McBoatface".
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@Lorne-Kates said in In other news today...:
So good job, McBoatface people.
Deady mcDeadBrain. What the fuck does a fatally ill kid have to do with Antarctic exploration?
Henry Worsley, however, would be quite fitting.
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Meanwhile in Poland... http://nypost.com/2016/04/21/catholic-unmasked-as-impostor-in-orthodox-jewish-community/
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@tufty said in In other news today...:
What the fuck does a fatally ill kid have to do with Antarctic exploration?
A low survival rate?
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@blek said in In other news today...:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/blogs/sideshow/ferret-poodle-argentina-125901615.html
You should of led with this
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In other news, local man killed for using "should of" in the place of "should have"
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@FrostCat I think the allure of "Boaty McBoatface" is mostly that it isn't original, though.
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Some how I don't think this is a good thing!
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Fucking Australians! Leave those poor innocent spiders alone
While looking for that story I found this.
Does not contain capital letters... I don't even want to fucking think about it....
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*edit every class had that kid who ate the paint but this is fucking ridiculous.
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@DogsB said in In other news today...:
Calling @end
Calling @DogsB to the department. That's @DogsB to the department.
https://what.thedailywtf.com/topic/19800/the-jeff-school-of-customer-relations
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@DogsB Now that's a webscale breach.
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Venezuela: 'Tis a silly place.
I read somewhere, "Maybe when the government goes to a zero day workweek their problems will resolve."
But they can't even afford their money any more:
Further complicating matters is the sheer amount of bills needed for basic transactions. Venezuela’s largest bill, the 100-bolivar note, today barely pays for a loose cigarette at a street kiosk.
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“It’s a very bad sign to see people running around with wheelbarrows full of money to buy a hot dog,” he said. “Even the cash economy starts breaking down."
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@boomzilla Asshole!
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@Boner Indeed I am a hearist asshole. You may not want to be fixed, but you can't deny that your auditory system is broken if you're deaf.
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@boomzilla said in In other news today...:
you can't deny that your auditory system is broken if you're deaf.
I believe that there are other ways in which stuff can go wrong. Which is beside the point that the people were making; they've got a (sub-)culture and don't want to lose it. Quite understandable. OTOH, not everyone who is deaf will necessarily want to join their culture either.
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@dkf said in In other news today...:
I believe that there are other ways in which stuff can go wrong.
No doubt. Many ways to break stuff.
@dkf said in In other news today...:
Which is beside the point that the people were making; they've got a (sub-)culture and don't want to lose it.
They have a subculture of dysfunction and want to propagate it. I mean, I get that they're trying to make the best of a bad situation and it probably makes them sad to see other people escape, but it's also cruel to want to prevent healing those people who can be healed.
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@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
@FrostCat I think the allure of "Boaty McBoatface" is mostly that it isn't original, though.
I said that badly--it's not so much that it's not original, it's boring on top of that.
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@DogsB Sandy Berger?
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@boomzilla said in In other news today...:
But they can't even afford their money any more:
Further complicating matters is the sheer amount of bills needed for basic transactions. Venezuela’s largest bill, the 100-bolivar note, today barely pays for a loose cigarette at a street kiosk.
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“It’s a very bad sign to see people running around with wheelbarrows full of money to buy a hot dog,” he said. “Even the cash economy starts breaking down."It's when they start having shortages of wheelbarrows. That's when the real trouble begins.
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@boomzilla said in In other news today...:
He did mention that he is from four years in the future and that is how people will get food during that period of time," Knight said.
The results of a Trump victory: Arby's smash-and-grab is the only way to obtain food.
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@blakeyrat Make Trump Steaks Great Again.
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@boomzilla It didn't occur to me what that was reminding me of, then I got it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFiDoOgRTpk
In the future, every restaurant is Taco Bell.
... best product placement in movie history ever.
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I'm honestly surprised this isn't advertised as a feature.
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On one hand yes Gary should do as he said. On the other hand is this really something to be discussed in the house of parliament?
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@DogsB said in In other news today...:
On the other hand is this really something to be discussed in the house of parliament?
Who cares? Nothing wrong with a few seconds of fun at work, even in Parliament.