The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
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@dcon he should have asked her if she'd be interested in performing some penetration tests.
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@DoctorJones which he'd fail, too.
Because he only has software, no real hardware.
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@BernieTheBernie That was a bad joke indeed.
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@DoctorJones said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@dcon he should have asked her if she'd be interested in performing some penetration tests.
Most likely response would be "Get rooted!"
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@BernieTheBernie said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@DoctorJones which he'd fail, too.
Because he only has software, no real hardware.Or it's 802.3j instead of 10base5.
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@LaoC said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@BernieTheBernie said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@DoctorJones which he'd fail, too.
Because he only has software, no real hardware.Or it's 802.3j instead of 10base5.
I have no NIC but I must scream
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@DoctorJones
by consequence if you take a dump yourself you can just leave it there ...
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@Luhmann said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@DoctorJones
by consequence if you take a dump yourself you can just leave it there ...No, only if you do a poo. Taking a dump is not the same thing.
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@obeselymorbid said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
I was very poor when I was young.
Now though, after years of honest hard work
I'm no longer young.I used to be young and beautiful. Now all I have left is and.
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@DoctorJones said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
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@Gąska said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@obeselymorbid said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
I was very poor when I was young.
Now though, after years of honest hard work
I'm no longer young.I used to be young and beautiful. Now all I have left is and.
I used to be young. Now I have nothing left.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Gąska said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@obeselymorbid said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
I was very poor when I was young.
Now though, after years of honest hard work
I'm no longer young.I used to be young and beautiful. Now all I have left is and.
I used to be young. Now I have nothing left.
I grow in power and beauty with age. I must tread lightly not to break hearts and shatter minds. My beard alone is the subject of several minor religions, and as some wars have broken out, I fear for the world should my influence grow.
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@Gribnit said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Gąska said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@obeselymorbid said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
I was very poor when I was young.
Now though, after years of honest hard work
I'm no longer young.I used to be young and beautiful. Now all I have left is and.
I used to be young. Now I have nothing left.
I grow in power and beauty with age. I must tread lightly not to break hearts and shatter minds. My beard alone is the subject of several minor religions, and as some wars have broken out, I fear for the world should my influence grow.
You do realize that beard trimmers are a thing, right?
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@Rhywden said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Gribnit said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Gąska said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@obeselymorbid said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
I was very poor when I was young.
Now though, after years of honest hard work
I'm no longer young.I used to be young and beautiful. Now all I have left is and.
I used to be young. Now I have nothing left.
I grow in power and beauty with age. I must tread lightly not to break hearts and shatter minds. My beard alone is the subject of several minor religions, and as some wars have broken out, I fear for the world should my influence grow.
You do realize that beard trimmers are a thing, right?
They their motors stall, appalled at their impending blasphemy.
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@Gribnit said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
I must tread lightly not to break hearts and shatter minds.
You should stop posting, then, because reading your posts is mind-destroying. It's a good thing routers don't depend on AI, because processing the packets containing your post data would corrupt their "intelligence" and crash the entire internet backbone.
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@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Gribnit said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
I must tread lightly not to break hearts and shatter minds.
You should stop posting, then, because reading your posts is mind-destroying. It's a good thing routers don't depend on AI, because processing the packets containing your post data would corrupt their "intelligence" and crash the entire internet backbone.
Good! This is by design. For some posts more than others, I actually optimize for having the sentence start parsing and then break the parser and then something nearby. Sometimes the response depends on robust vs brittle approaches, or sometimes the branch under test just seems to have general potential.
By extension, it may have been a terrible idea to read this.
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@Gribnit said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
I fear for the world should my influence grow
Just talk to them like you talk to us.
They can't get influenced if they can't understand you
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@Gribnit said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
it may have been a terrible idea to read this.
It's always a bad idea when it's written by you
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@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Gribnit said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
I must tread lightly not to break hearts and shatter minds.
You should stop posting, then, because reading your posts is mind-destroying.
I can understand him just fine. Maybe your mind was already destroyed long before?
Just sayin'.
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@Rhywden said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Gribnit said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
I must tread lightly not to break hearts and shatter minds.
You should stop posting, then, because reading your posts is mind-destroying.
I can understand him just fine. Maybe your mind was already destroyed long before?
Just sayin'.
To be fair, I'm deliberately rendering the same words to carry different meaning at different probability for different readers. Except, is that even possible?
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@Gribnit said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Rhywden said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Gribnit said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
I must tread lightly not to break hearts and shatter minds.
You should stop posting, then, because reading your posts is mind-destroying.
I can understand him just fine. Maybe your mind was already destroyed long before?
Just sayin'.
To be fair, I'm deliberately rendering the same words to carry different meaning at different probability for different readers. Except, is that even possible?
Self-modifying code is possible so probability-based semantic subtexts should be in the realm of weird but conceivable notions.
Though you may need to use a frequency comb to solve for message unintended for no one else.
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@Rhywden said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Gribnit said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Rhywden said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Gribnit said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
I must tread lightly not to break hearts and shatter minds.
You should stop posting, then, because reading your posts is mind-destroying.
I can understand him just fine. Maybe your mind was already destroyed long before?
Just sayin'.
To be fair, I'm deliberately rendering the same words to carry different meaning at different probability for different readers. Except, is that even possible?
Self-modifying code is possible so probability-based semantic subtexts should be in the realm of weird but conceivable notions.
Though you may need to use a frequency comb to solve for message unintended for no one else.
Well, I'm not sure what a frequency comb is, so I must not actually be doing that.
Filed under: I don't consider myself a reliable narrator, and so can you!
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@Gąska said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@obeselymorbid said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
I was very poor when I was young.
Now though, after years of honest hard work
I'm no longer young.I used to be young and beautiful. Now all I have left is and.
I am in the post and I don't like it.
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@Karla I was going to say that, but I was never beautiful.
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@Gribnit said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Rhywden said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Gribnit said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Rhywden said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Gribnit said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
I must tread lightly not to break hearts and shatter minds.
You should stop posting, then, because reading your posts is mind-destroying.
I can understand him just fine. Maybe your mind was already destroyed long before?
Just sayin'.
To be fair, I'm deliberately rendering the same words to carry different meaning at different probability for different readers. Except, is that even possible?
Self-modifying code is possible so probability-based semantic subtexts should be in the realm of weird but conceivable notions.
Though you may need to use a frequency comb to solve for message unintended for no one else.
Well, I'm not sure what a frequency comb is, so I must not actually be doing that.
Filed under: I don't consider myself a reliable narrator, and so can you!
It's a term specifically chosen, fittingly enough, through carefully crafted pseudo-random algorithms in conjunction with Markov-Chain-like attitude.
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@HardwareGeek well, yeah, that's kind of the point of this topic.
Although it could be a funny joke if the setup alone didn't take 10 minutes. It's basically about a CCC system of measurement based on speed of light for speed, C4 musical note for frequency and calorie for energy, with everything else derived.
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@Gąska said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
a CCC system of measurement
Yeah, I kinda gathered that from the Iframely preview image.
that's kind of the point of this topic.
Eh, some of the jokes in here are actually pretty funny, but I won't admit to liking them (unless I'm the one telling them).
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@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Gąska said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
a CCC system of measurement
Yeah, I kinda gathered that from the Iframely preview image.
that's kind of the point of this topic.
Eh, some of the jokes in here are actually pretty funny, but I won't admit to liking them (unless I'm the one telling them).
Well, someone has to do it.
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@Gąska said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@HardwareGeek well, yeah, that's kind of the point of this topic.
Although it could be a funny joke if the setup alone didn't take 10 minutes. It's basically about a CCC system of measurement based on speed of light for speed, C4 musical note for frequency and calorie for energy, with everything else derived.
Why does K stand for so many things that don't start with the letter K? Strikeout, one thousand, one thousand twenty-four, phylloquinone, potassium, absolute temperature, lysine, permeability, tanker aircraft, federal reserve bank of Dallas, black....
Y'know, I should probably have posted this in the Random thought of the day topic.
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@da-Doctah because not many words start with K - it's the obvious choice to remove ambiguities.
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@da-Doctah said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Gąska said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@HardwareGeek well, yeah, that's kind of the point of this topic.
Although it could be a funny joke if the setup alone didn't take 10 minutes. It's basically about a CCC system of measurement based on speed of light for speed, C4 musical note for frequency and calorie for energy, with everything else derived.
Why does K stand for so many things that don't start with the letter K? Strikeout, one thousand, one thousand twenty-four, phylloquinone, potassium, absolute temperature, lysine, permeability, tanker aircraft, federal reserve bank of Dallas, black....
Y'know, I should probably have posted this in the Random thought of the day topic.
Or a new topic so we can ignore it when the pedants turn up to answer
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@loopback0 said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@da-Doctah said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Gąska said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@HardwareGeek well, yeah, that's kind of the point of this topic.
Although it could be a funny joke if the setup alone didn't take 10 minutes. It's basically about a CCC system of measurement based on speed of light for speed, C4 musical note for frequency and calorie for energy, with everything else derived.
Why does K stand for so many things that don't start with the letter K? Strikeout, one thousand, one thousand twenty-four, phylloquinone, potassium, absolute temperature, lysine, permeability, tanker aircraft, federal reserve bank of Dallas, black....
Y'know, I should probably have posted this in the Random thought of the day topic.
Or a new topic so we can ignore it when the pedants turn up to answer
What's that? You want to know why it's a K and not a P??? I imagine it would take a scholar of the highest order to elucidate this mystery!
How long must we remain in this benighted state? When will a hero arise?
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@loopback0 said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@da-Doctah said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Gąska said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@HardwareGeek well, yeah, that's kind of the point of this topic.
Although it could be a funny joke if the setup alone didn't take 10 minutes. It's basically about a CCC system of measurement based on speed of light for speed, C4 musical note for frequency and calorie for energy, with everything else derived.
Why does K stand for so many things that don't start with the letter K? Strikeout, one thousand, one thousand twenty-four, phylloquinone, potassium, absolute temperature, lysine, permeability, tanker aircraft, federal reserve bank of Dallas, black....
Y'know, I should probably have posted this in the Random thought of the day topic.
Or a new topic so we can ignore it when the pedants turn up to answer
You know, fuck you, ain't gonna do it now.
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@DoctorJones said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
That's a good way to find yourself charged with battery. You're lucky they haven't put you in a dry cell.
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@DoctorJones said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
He's just currently in his ohmnivore phase. Happens with some frequency. It's a potential problem but whether he'll do it again really depends on his capacity to resist and how much it hertz.
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Guess the father didn’t really have a parent power.
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@LaoC As an electrical engineer, I hate you. I hate all of you.
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@kazitor said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Guess the father didn’t really have a parent power.
It's a complex issue but AFAIR
a parent is zero when it's all reactanceeven if you have a parent power, true power is zero when it's all rectalactance.
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Euro final tickets. This may be of interest to someone:
A friend has 2 tickets in a corporate box for the England v Italy game on Sunday.
He didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding!
If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
It's at Leeds Registry Office, at 5pm. Her name is Louise. She's 5'5", red head, size 10, very pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook!Please treat her right.
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@DoctorJones said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Please treat her right.
Naturally.
I really want to sign up for this auction list,seems the good ones are only in fairy tales...