The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
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@HardwareGeek Also "a Antiguans", "a Barbudans", "a Trinidadian or Tobagonian".
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@obeselymorbid I didn't read it carefully enough to notice the others, but I think we can conclude that the joke is bad on multiple levels.
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@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@obeselymorbid I didn't read it carefully enough to notice the others, but I think we can conclude that the joke is bad on multiple levels.
It's globally bad?
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@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
joke is bad on multiple levels.
Trying to come up with a carpenter based joke, but saw I was failing. Had a splinter of an idea, but wasn't able to hammer it out and nail it into place.
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@DoctorJones I still do not.
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@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@da-Doctah Also, "a Turkish".
And remove the Spaniard and the Irishman please, they could break out in drunken racism at any time.
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@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@da-Doctah Also, "a Turkish".
I was really just overcome with glee that the original post included "a Burkinabe". That's probably my favorite nation-level demonym.
I'm also fond of a number of city-dweller terms like "Haligonian" and "Cantabrigian", probably because most of the places I've lived have been of forms other than simple "add -an or -ian to the name of the place". I was an Angeleno, then a Seattlite, then a Silver Citizen, and am now a Phoenician (I'm not sure what I would have been called when I lived in Douglas).
Anyway, since this is a joke thread, what do you call someone from Michigan?
A: A Meshuginah.
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@da-Doctah said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
am now a Phoenician
2500 BC – 64 BC
You've been homeless for 2085 years now?
Umm... Is there anything I can do for you?
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Would anyone like some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
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@DoctorJones said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Would anyone like some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
Yes. 40 metric tons COD.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
joke is bad on multiple levels.
Trying to come up with a carpenter based joke, but saw I was failing. Had a splinter of an idea, but wasn't able to hammer it out and nail it into place.
This is going to dove tail into a series of plane bad puns, isn't it?
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@dcon said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@HardwareGeek said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
joke is bad on multiple levels.
Trying to come up with a carpenter based joke, but saw I was failing. Had a splinter of an idea, but wasn't able to hammer it out and nail it into place.
This is going to dove tail into a series of plane bad puns, isn't it?
Look. We just have to go with the grain of the conversation and make sure to properly smooth out any bumps so we can put a glossy finish to this joke.
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Another good one: what do you call someone from Crete?
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@Gąska said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Another good one: what do you call someone from Crete?
A liar.
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My ultimate goal is to become a human retractable tape measure.
Don't underestimate the lengths I will go to.
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@dkf said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Gribnit said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
40 metric tons COD.
That's a lot of fish.
@dkf why are you guys talking about shit first person shooters?
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@DoctorJones said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@dkf said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Gribnit said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
40 metric tons COD.
That's a lot of fish.
@dkf why are you guys talking about shit first person shooters?
Lack of second person shooters.
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@Zecc The picture labeled Fall of Rome does not, in fact, look like Rome (I don't think there is, or ever was, anything that huge on the bank of the Tibera river, and it is not that big river anyway).
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@Bulb Roman Empire was yuuuge.
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@Bulb said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Zecc The picture labeled Fall of Rome does not, in fact, look like Rome (I don't think there is, or ever was, anything that huge on the bank of the Tibera river, and it is not that big river anyway).
Fortunately this isn't the good jokes topic.
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@Zecc I need a cartoonist to do one for me. Four panels, overall heading reads "know your squirrel".
Panel one: caption "red squirrel". Fuzzy rodent with a gray jacket and cap, holding a copy of the quotations of Chairman Mao.
Panel two: caption "gray squirrel". Fuzzy rodent with big dark eyes, tiny mouth, and no hair anywhere. Area 51 stuff.
Panel three: caption "tree squirrel". Fuzzy rodent with its limbs forking into branches, with leaves at the extremes.
Panel four: caption "ground squirrel". Hamburger bun with patty in the middle and bushy tail sticking out the side.
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@da-Doctah said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Panel one: caption "red squirrel". Fuzzy rodent with a gray jacket and cap, holding a copy of the quotations of Chairman Mao.
Cute.
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@dkf said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@da-Doctah said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Panel one: caption "red squirrel". Fuzzy rodent with a gray jacket and cap, holding a copy of the quotations of Chairman Mao.
Cute.
Except missing the book. Sent for re-education
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@DoctorJones Drugs, ***** p*rn, and rental killers?
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@PleegWat I mentally decoded that as "Belgium porn", and now I have more questions...
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@DoctorJones said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@PleegWat I mentally decoded that as "Belgium porn", and now I have more questions...
I belive the answers you seek are here...
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@DoctorJones said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@PleegWat I mentally decoded that as "Belgium porn", and now I have more questions...
Questions to which you do not want to know the answers, I'm sure.
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@Zecc And you wonder why I always fart when we take the turbolift together.
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Why was the trampoline museum closed from March through June?
The trampolines were springless
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@izzion said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Why was the trampoline museum closed from March through June?
The trampolines were springless
Well done but this is a fucking terrible joke, I've shat funnier things, and you're a bad person.
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WARNING! THE Dyson ball vacuum cleaner has a very misleading name. Apparently, it's actually for floors and carpets.
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A girl came up to me and said she recognised me from her vegan restaurant.
I was confused, I'd never met herbivore.
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Some people seem to think it's cool that you can now 3D print a gun.
I'm not impressed, I've had a canon printer for years.
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What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
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What's the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels
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Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
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I was very poor when I was young.
Now though, after years of honest hard work
I'm no longer young.