The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Karla said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535580879385395213/621087421282517002/unknown.png
Erm, not sure if but the left one looks rather more like a wasp?
White, Anglo, Saxon, Protestant? Maybe?
He's not white, he's yellow. So is that an asian bee? (yes, the Everything is Racist thread is )
BUT HE'S BRITISH!!!111ELEVEN
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Nobody wants to listen to Whitesnake with me, so here I go again on my own...
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@Karla said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Karla said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535580879385395213/621087421282517002/unknown.png
Erm, not sure if but the left one looks rather more like a wasp?
White, Anglo, Saxon, Protestant? Maybe?
He's not white, he's yellow. So is that an asian bee? (yes, the Everything is Racist thread is )
BUT HE'S BRITISH!!!111ELEVEN
What have we said to you about dissecting amphibians!
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Shamelessly stolen from a YouTube comment:
When Beethoven started becoming deaf, people told him he'd have to stop being a composer.
But did he hear them? No.
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@Zecc There's a rumor in Germany that if you visit the tomb of Ludwig von Beethoven on a still, moonless night, right at the stroke of midnight, if you get close and listen carefully, you will hear faint, ghostly echoes of a spectral orchestra playing the great master's symphonies backwards.
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@DogsB said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Karla said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Karla said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Rhywden said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535580879385395213/621087421282517002/unknown.png
Erm, not sure if but the left one looks rather more like a wasp?
White, Anglo, Saxon, Protestant? Maybe?
He's not white, he's yellow. So is that an asian bee? (yes, the Everything is Racist thread is )
BUT HE'S BRITISH!!!111ELEVEN
What have we said to you about dissecting amphibians!
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@Karla said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@DogsB said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Karla said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Karla said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Rhywden said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/535580879385395213/621087421282517002/unknown.png
Erm, not sure if but the left one looks rather more like a wasp?
White, Anglo, Saxon, Protestant? Maybe?
He's not white, he's yellow. So is that an asian bee? (yes, the Everything is Racist thread is )
BUT HE'S BRITISH!!!111ELEVEN
What have we said to you about dissecting amphibians!
Dissecting a frog stuff again. Damnit I'll get upvotes for it one day!
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@Tsaukpaetra I agree with the response.
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@Zecc said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@izzion The Crystal Methodist Church.
Reminds me, I took this just two weeks ago:
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@Tsaukpaetra One fifth, two fifth, red fifth, blue fifth?
Nah, I'm probably ing as well.
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@PleegWat said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Tsaukpaetra One fifth, two fifth, red fifth, blue fifth?
Nah, I'm probably ing as well.
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@PleegWat said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Tsaukpaetra One fifth, two fifth, red fifth, blue fifth?
Nah, I'm probably ing as well.
I had to tineye it.
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@PleegWat said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Tsaukpaetra One fifth, two fifth, red fifth, blue fifth?
Nah, I'm probably ing as well.
Only half way
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@boomzilla Never heard of it.
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@PleegWat said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@boomzilla Never heard of it.
As a certified , your kids were probably grown when Dr. Seuss came along.
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I stubbed my foot on a gold ingot.
Au.
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@jinpa said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
your kids were probably grown when Dr. Seuss
came along.was translated
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For Sale
George Foreman grill
Muhammad Ali DVDs
Both boxed
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@dcon It took me a second myself.
In de </details
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@dcon said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@jinpa said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
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I just got it. Say the last word. Slowly.
Fuck.
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@TimeBandit said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Karla said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Fuck
That's was not the last word
That was my reaction after getting the joke.
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My wife didn’t believe me when I said that I would give our daughter a silly name.
So I decided to call her Bluff.
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Our daughter asked for a Cinderella-themed birthday party this year.
So I and the wife went to the restaurant and left her to clean up the house.
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@obeselymorbid said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Our daughter asked for a Cinderella-themed birthday party this year.
So I and the wife went to the restaurant and left her to clean up the house.You should probably have your daughter read the original version of Cinderella.
The one in which the stepsisters amputate parts of their feet to fit them into the slipper, and Prince Footfetish doesn't even notice until little birds point out their bloody feet. The same birds who later peck out the stepsisters' eyes on the way back to the castle.
Put a stop to that Disney nonsense right quick.
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@da-Doctah said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
The same birds who later peck out the stepsisters' eyes on the way back to the castle.
i'm tired of Disney whitewashing these old tales. the original versions with all the blood and death are WAY better.
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A big storm blew away a fourth of my roof last night.
Oof.
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@Zecc said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
A big storm blew away a quarter of my roof last night.
Oof.
Woooowwwww.....
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
My wife didn’t believe me when I said that I would give our daughter a silly name.
So I decided to call her Bluff.The wife or the daughter?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Zecc said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
A big storm blew away a quarter of my roof last night.
Oof.
Woooowwwww.....
Yep, that was the sound the wind made through it.
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@djls45 said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
My wife didn’t believe me when I said that I would give our daughter a silly name.
So I decided to call her Bluff.The wife or the daughter?
Yes.
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What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
Micro trans-action.
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A real-life bad joke--this happened in my Physics class today.
I had drawn a situation involving a person dragging a block with a rope. As color, I said something like
Me: We're going to build the Great Pyramid, so this is a slave pulling the block.
Me: Why isn't this a free-body diagram?
Kid (without hesitation): Because he's a slave.
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Scholars these days believe that the Pyramids were actually built as public works projects by paid laborers and not by slaves.
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@Mason_Wheeler I know, just adding joking color to my classes.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
@Mason_Wheeler I know, just adding joking color to my classes.
And thus propagating misconceptions for another generation.