The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
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@Lorne_Kates said:
You're doing sexing very wrongly.
Don't jump to conclusions: I was just providing examples. If I were to be complete, I would have left my head in a bus, under my bed, in a doctor's office, in the movie theater, in my car at the shop, in the sink (or shower), on my work desk, up in a tree, down in the basement, in the refrigerator, ...the point is: I would have left it somewhere and never found it again.
Got it?
Bad joke from my sister (who is really old enough to know better):
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.
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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.
With jokes like that, she'll make a good Dad.
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Some of us are Professional Crastinators!
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That, by the way, is an actual depiction of a piece of art:
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@Rhywden said:
That, by the way, is an actual depiction of a piece of art:
...or a coincidence.
Naaaaaw. Really?
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QUIT MAKING FUN OF MY DISABILITY
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Indeed. This is too easy.
Like shooting fish in the barrel of a gun.
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Indeed. This is too easy.
Yes, congratulations, a troll is you.
At least I get to go back to my fun job now, but you're stuck with stupid students. Joke's on you after all.
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I don't know. I have access to all the fun chemicals and physics toys!
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Your disability as @blakeyrat's other persona?
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Your disability as @blakeyrat's other persona?
No, I don't think he accidentally words.
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I heard that Caesar also talked of himself in the 3rd person. Napoleon, too.
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Caesar the chimp, or the emperor?
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Yes.
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The Dog Whisperer.
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Might be 50:50 either way. I'm pretty sure the other guy's last name was "Dynamite", though.
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The salad.
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I was texting with this girl and she sent me some pics.
"Why, don't you look nice?" I sent her.
"Thanks for the compliment" she replied.
"Uh, that comma was accidental."
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Someone should write a userscript to insert that after every post in this thread.
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That just makes me think about rendering in Blender…
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Bouncing monkey heads would probably be simpler.
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TIL Tom Scott used to have extremely long hair.
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Two Drums and a Cymbal Fall off a Cliff
In the related videos was this, which also belongs in this thread:
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Someone should write a userscript to insert that after every post in this thread.
YMBNH. The is implied.
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Impotence. A fucking problem.
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It can leave you hanging.
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I stumbled into the bar and ordered a drink.
"I'm not serving you" said the barman.
"Why the hell not?"
"Too drunk" he replied.
"Then sober the fuck up, you bastard".
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Ah, haven't seen a good Coral joke in a while.
There oughtta be a mashup of a Coral joke involving Spongebob Squarepants' Pearl saying "coral isn't coral any more".
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If you create an image like that, there should be a law that you must also provide your name and home address so that anybody who comes across it can punch you at their convenience.
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AAAAAAaaaaaaah! Tangents yet with a surface that is all planar elements; assholes!
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What's wrong with that? It's clearly a tangent bundle.
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Women always think men don't look for the inner beauty.
We actually do. That's why we've got a penis.
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I forgot the rules here... do I "Like" only if I laugh, or does facepalming count as well?
Filed under: It was very nearly a chuckle though
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"Liking" here means one of two things:
- I sympathize with your serious remark, or
- MOAR!
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3. Fucking touchscreens, how do they work?
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do I "Like" only if I laugh, or does facepalming count as well?
Meh, I'd rather get a reply than like. However it is sometimes interesting to check who liked what, not only my own posts but in general, if someone said something controversial or funny in an unordinary way, it's curious to see who else found it funny. It contributes to the image of various personas of the regulars I have in my head.
As for me, I like
- anything that gets me laugh,
- anything I agree with,
- interesting life experience stories,
- some fascinating trivia,
- posts that refute some bullshit posted previously if I CBA to do it myself (why don't we have a dislike button?),
- Discourse bashing (mandatory).
I also am more compelled to like a post with 9 or 24 likes than I would otherwise.
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Don't forget, anything on a Likes thread is fair game.
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Likes thread
With it being dead, I forgot about it. Those two impostor threads don't really count - barely alive anyway.
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With it being dead, I forgot about it.
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However it is sometimes interesting to check who liked what, not only my own posts but in general, if someone said something controversial or funny in an unordinary way, it's curious to see who else found it funny. It contributes to the image of various personas of the regulars I have in my head.
That's what I do at times, too.