Polandball appreciation of thread - now with added burgers!
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@RaceProUK said:
But he did tweet his own name once. For some reason, that's a Big Deal™…
He learned from the best then (See: @wood links)
How will people find your blog otherwise?
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Also belongs in Bad Jokes Thread:
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okay, i'll admit i'm not a fan of polandball, but that one was actually pretty funny.
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Is Germany considered a Catholic nation?
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I think they are protestant... maybe? Not that it really means anything these days.
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Is Germany considered a Catholic nation?
I think they are protestant... maybe? Not that it really means anything these days.
Northern Germany is traditionally protestant (Lutheran); southern Germany tended to remain mostly Catholic.However, that is a bit of a non-sequitur, as none of those are German flags. The one with the machine gun is, obviously, Mexico, and the carnival dancer/nun is Brazil. Uruguay is smoking the bong, and the one reading Mein Kampf is Argentina.
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However, that is a bit of a non-sequitur, as none of those are German flags. The one with the machine gun is, obviously, Mexico, and the carnival dancer/nun is Brazil. Uruguay is smoking the bong, and the one reading Mein Kampf is Argentina.
Well, duh. Blakey obviously knew that. He was just interested because..... he loves geography.... right?
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No, I assumed Mein Kampf = Germany. I don't know what your stupid Euro-flags look like.
But Argentina actually make a lot more sense, now that someone's explained it.
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No, I assumed Mein Kampf = Germany. I don't know what your stupid Euro-flags look like.
But Argentina actually make a lot more sense, now that someone's explained it.
Oh come on, sky blue + white flag? You thought that was Germany!?
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Not half wrong for Bavaria.
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I mean, 'muricans always mistake those guys for Germany.
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I have no idea what Germany's flag looks like. Who the fuck memorizes flags?
Here, Germany's flag:
It's two bratwurst and the slogan "NOT NAZIS ANYMORE" on white. Boom.
That is FACT, not just something I doodled in like 20 seconds in Paint.net.
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I mean, 'muricans always mistake those guys for Germany
It's two bratwurst
qed
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Who the fuck memorizes flags?
I recognize some of them. I did not know Uruguay or Argentina; I had to look at a bunch of pictures of flags. TIL there are 4 countries in Central and South America with blue-white-blue flags, differing only1 in the shape in the middle of the white stripe.
1 Almost. There are slight differences in the shade of light blue, but not enough that you'd really notice unless you were comparing side-by-side, and maybe very tiny differences in the width of the stripes.
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maybe you'll like to know why is that:
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I don't know what your stupid Euro-flags look like.
The joke here being that all of those flags are American.
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I don't know about you, but Currywurst is pretty German to me. And it contains Bratwurst.
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I have no idea what Germany's flag looks like. Who the fuck memorizes flags?
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Germany flag is easy. You take a big block of cheese, a fat sausage, and a glass of Dunkel and stand them all up side by side. I don't remember in what order, but that hardly matters.
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No no no, you take the flag of BelÂgium and rotate it. That's what you do.
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No no no, you take the flag of BelÂgium and rotate it. That's what you do.
And then put it on its side.
Filed under:ror
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My version tastes better.
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@Zecc said:
No no no, you take the flag of BelÂgium and rotate it. That's what you do.
And then put it on its side.
And then permutate it.
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Whoosh!
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I used both meanings of the word "rotate" there.
You can't prove otherwise!
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Classic.
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Mini-Euro edition
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Supersecret PolandRift game mode!
In this game mode you take control of Poland Ball and guide him through endless dungeons on his way into Space. But there is a lot of other countries, starving for his soul... And oil. Does Poland have oil? Never mind...
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Does Poland have oil?
Please! We pretty much invented the oil industry!please don't invade us
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TIL! They never told me that in school.
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This one gets bonus points for
XAXAXA
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DungeonRift + Polandball mode.
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What's a daeger?
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I haven't watched it yet, but not even 11 minutes long; that's not an auspicious sign.
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I haven't watched it yet, it's 9 minutes longer than I'm willing to watch at work, and even if I bookmark it, I'll probably have better things to do at home.
FTFM
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I haven't watched it yet, but not even 11 minutes long; that's not an auspicious sign.
I think I basically reached the end of its entertainment value around minute 6.
See, the gimmick is that the monsters level up instead of the player. Ha. Ha. Ha. So clever. That's... that's all there is to it. There's no like hundreds of enemy types and power-ups like Binding of Isaac. Or any even slight hint at some kind of story. Or any end-game to achieve. Nor any bosses. Nor any way to level up and pick stats. So.
It might have been a great game idea for the Atari 2600. Or maybe one of the first-gen NES games. But even a C-64 player would put down the joystick and go, "this is it?"
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On that note, here's a story I once heard. Don't know if it's true but might as well be.
During a joint exercise of the German Bundeswehr and the Polish army several Leopard 2 rumbled through a Polish town. When the lead tank passed an old grandfather standing at the side, the German officer yelled from top of the tank:
"You probably didn't think we'd be back so soon, gramps!"
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A sappy one for a change.
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Nice ending.
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I don't get it, two balls with the same flag?
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Commentary on the harshness of the Norwegian prison system, I guess?