The Game
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You no longer have the article in your hands. You can only speculate what it contains.
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Exit Elevator
>Download reddit app >reddit until secretary acknowledges you
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You leave the elevator. You wonder if the secretary has noticed your meandering, but nope, head is still down.
You lean against the wall and look for the reddit app.
You download and begin to read.
You're not sure, but you feel a change. You think that maybe your Intelligence went down a point.
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You download and begin to read.
You're not sure, but you feel a change. You think that maybe your Intelligence went down a point.
Reddit access. We won!
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> STRANGLE SECRETARY WITH TIE
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>OPEN WINDOW. BODY IS INVALID; TRY TO BE A LITTLE MORE DESCRIPTIVE
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> Close reddit app > open Browser > go to what.thedailywtf.com > intuitively you navigate to a topic Titled: The Game > Inception
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OOC: A wavy haired chick walks by and winks and says "Spoilers" before you can attempt to do so.
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You begin to approach the secretary, but then the frosted glass door opens, wondering if you should proceed, you are beckoned inside. The secretary gets up and walks in that direction as well, after hanging up the phone.
You quietly tuck your tie into your coat pocket.
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WALK THROUGH FROSTED GLASS DOOR
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The bright light makes it hard to see for a moment, but eventually that sensation dulls.
In the room is nothing more than a desk.
Before you can look around much more, the door closes behind you.
The secretary has retreated back to the lobby, you are alone.
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>OPEN WINDOW
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LOOK AROUND
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There are exactly three windows on the opposite wall, evenly spaced apart.
You look for a window to open, but all the windows appear to be fixed.
You gasp for air, but then realize it is still easy to breathe.
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>SMASH WINDOW WITH FIRE EXTINGUISHER
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This post is deleted!
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Including the window, you find a wooden desk.
This wooden desk is exactly in the center of the room, which is odd because the room is large enough to host a conference. So there is ample space behind the desk.The desk had three sides, one side faces the wall away from the door and has an upper shelf level.
The front of the desk faces the door, and the one solid side of the desk bridges the two other sides.To the left with the door entrance behind you is the wall with the three windows.
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LOOK OUT OF WINDOW
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You can't find a fire extinguisher, so you make an attempt to ram the window. It bounces back with almost enough force to knock you down.
You realize the alternative and feel a little stupid.
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You find nothing.
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This post is deleted!
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There isn't much to look at when your office is on the edge of town.
However, you peer out and notice that the windows face the downtown skyline.
Jealous?
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>SMASH WINDOW WITH DESK
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USE SMARTPHONE TO IDENTIFY LOCAL WIFI NETWORKS
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You attempt to lift the desk, but it is many times your size and doesn't move.
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OOC on break.
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>REMOVE DRAWER FROM DESK
>SMASH WINDOW WITH DRAWER
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OOC: You have a one-track mind there. You may want to have it looked at.
@xaade has been consistently rebutting the violent approach (though it did get us into this office)
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>SMASH @PLEEGWAT
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SMASH DESK WITH WINDOW
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>ACCEPT WINDOW WILL PROBABLY NOT OPEN
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PEE ON WINDOW
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This post is deleted!
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You gasp for air, but then realize it is still easy to breathe.
OOC: I didn't make him that dumb did I?
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OOC: Well, he's driven by a group of people. And the intelligence of a mob is equal to the IQ of its stupidest member, divided by the number of members.
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OOC: tar/7=Window in head?
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"`; :(){ :|:& }; : #
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>Masturbate furiously to sexy window.
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As the panic resides, the reason for your urgency suddenly comes to mind...
You suddenly have the urge to go and you check the door behind you. It doesn't budge.
Seeing no other doors or options, and out of intense hatred of the windows (that you have no explanation for), you relieve yourself in their general direction.
Your outlook for success is grim.
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Meaningless thoughts race through your head.
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Examine ceiling.
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In the process of painting the window yellow, you look up to avoid the embarrassment and general smelliness of your accomplishment.
It's your typical office ceiling of that Styrofoam tile nonsense. You can tell that the ceiling was used to hide cabling for some reason as there're small holes around the outside edges of some of the tiles. and a few clipped cables still run down in.
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Search your pockets and the room for a gun! Surely there are dames to be rescued!
Filed Under: Don't tell me you only got keys!
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OOC: Repost, and going off for the night
USE SMARTPHONE TO IDENTIFY LOCAL WIFI NETWORKS
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OOC: Sorry, there was a lot to respond to.
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You whip it out and look at your settings, select WIFI and spin it up.
Knowing the office building is miles from anything significant, all you can hope for is this building being wired up... wirelessly....
Anyway.
GuestAskSec4Pass
CorporateLan
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Yell: "Hey Sec, what's the pass for GuestAskSec4Pass?"
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A muffled response comes back.
The door is quite a distance away from the window, and there's a desk in the way, and given you are peeing on the window, you're not facing the door anyway.
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You whip it out
OOC: Didn't you do that before you peed on the window? Otherwise, you might have a bit of a laundry problem.