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  • ALEX! YOU DAMNED RAT! WHAT DID YOU DO TO THIS WEBSITE YOU FREAKING JEWNOSED JEWHOLE? ITS TERRIBLE! Very, VERY TERRIBLE.

    That's not mod abuse... THIS is mod abuse!


  • SockDev



  • i ahate this website


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    @the_real_wtf said:

    i ahate this website

    Mutual, I'm sure.



  • @boomzilla said:

    Mutual, I'm sure.

    Nah, you forgot Discourse is unicorns. We love everyone.

    We mostly love watching them trash around spewing garbage. It's like one of those freak circus shows.



  • f u ur bullying me ill report u to the cyber cop. and then you will get it. so hard. in the face. he will taze u bro.



  • Man I don't think I was this bad after copious amounts of Brandy


  • area_deu

    You forgot
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    fuck u mods



  • It's probably @codinghorror wanting to prove our culture is awful. By making it awful, personally.


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    Should we grant his wish and abuse mod power?



  • No, no, no, you got it wrong, mate. We love you, man. In a very... special way. Involving multiple inanimate purple objects.

    @lucas said:

    Man I don't think I was this bad after copious amounts of Brandy

    Neither was I, and I'm the guy who once woke up 10 kilometers from the pub, in the grass, behind some military base.

    Good times.


  • area_deu

    Pfft. I don't think @codlnghorror is that childish ...
    At least I hope so.


  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    I abused it on the title

    Filed Under: meh



  • im reportindg u 2 alex, kuro for abusing ur mod powers i hope he fires u


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    @the_real_wtf said:

    fuck u mods

    I LOL'd.

    Hint - no moderators were involved in whatever it is you're moaning about.


  • I survived the hour long Uno hand

    I've used my "moderator" powers for the first time...

    The power... it feels good... πŸ˜†


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    This was the guy I was thinking about before:


  • SockDev

    @Yamikuronue said:

    I've used my "moderator" powers for the first time...

    The power... it feels good... πŸ˜†

    i've used that ability a few times before now. mostly in /t/1000

    it feels good, but i know what real powers true mods can have (i was one back waaaaaaay before discourse. also Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before i found TDWTF)



  • I've been pretty heavy-handed with modding the titles here to make them more work-friendly.



  • For which I thank you, and encourage you to be even heavier-handed.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    Is it weird that I've never changed any topic titles except my own?



  • I think I did once, for the lulz, but it's a pretty ... underwhelming ... power to wield.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @Maciejasjmj said:

    behind some military base.

    Were you under a pile of trashbags?


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    @antiquarian said:

    Is it weird that I've never changed any topic titles except my own?

    I think the only time I've changed titles are in One Post when testing stuff and /t/1000 once when I used the word ΓΎorn in it.



  • If someone includes a bullet list in the first post, you could change the title to have "Poll:" and turn it into an actual poll. That's pretty much the funniest thing I can think of.


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    @anonymous234 said:

    If someone includes a bullet list in the first post, you could change the title to have "Poll:" and turn it into an actual poll. That's pretty much the funniest thing I can think of.

    I'm fairly certain that won't work. It has to be born a poll from what I remember of reading the source a couple of months back.

    Feel, free to test in One Post if you're so inclined however...


  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    @antiquarian said:

    Is it weird that I've never changed any topic titles except my own?

    I changed a few titles when people tried to abuse the frontpage-bug.
    And every now and then I make a minor change to a title to reminiscent @algorythmics and his "sexy" phase.

    @PJH said:

    I'm fairly certain that won't work. It has to be born a poll from what I remember of reading the source a couple of months back.

    This is correct! You should probably put that into the FAQ if it doesn't say it already.

    Filed Under: Now that I have been "reported" can I get my Leader-Title back?


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    @Kuro said:

    You should probably put that into the FAQ if it doesn't say it already.

    Done.



  • @Kuro said:

    And every now and then I make a minor change to a title to reminiscent @algorythmics and his "sexy" phase.

    So you're the one who prevents me from reading some topics at work. 😠


  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    I gotta make sure you have a reason to read more TDWTF at home?

    Filed Under: You can thank me later

    @PJH - Can you actually find in the data base how many titles I have already changed? Sounds like a stupid number to know!



  • ΓΎorn <-> Thorn - ha, good one!

    For some reason, this guy's posts make me want to abuse power somehow. Hmmm....



  • @Kuro said:

    I gotta make sure you have a reason to read more TDWTF at home?

    Would work, if I had internet access at home, but I don't, for reasons. Anything I don't want to read at work requires a trip to the library, Starbucks, or some other public WiFi hotspot.



  • Don't mind this post, nothing suspicious. Definitely don't inspect it.

    <!-- Edit: Just noticed what you've done. Behave. PJH. Edit2: Ok - it wasn't that then... -->

  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    Then you should clearly convince your workplace that anything with the word "sexy" in it is of the utmost importance for your job and stuff. Clearly they will understand!

    Filed Under: or will they? | Off to inspect @riking's post | he tricked me, I think


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    @Kuro said:

    @PJH - Can you actually find in the data base how many titles I have already changed? Sounds like a stupid number to know!

    [postgres@sofa ~]$ NAME=Kuro sql_tdwtf title_changes | head -n50
    # how many title changes and where
    SELECT u.username, count(*), topic_id, t.title
    FROM post_revisions pr
    JOIN users u on u.id=pr.user_id and u.username like 'Kuro'
    JOIN posts p on p.id = pr.post_id
    JOIN topics t on t.id = p.topic_id
    WHERE modifications like '%title:%'
    GROUP BY u.username, topic_id, t.title
    ORDER BY topic_id ASC
    
    
     username | count | topic_id |                                                                                  title                                                                                   
    ----------+-------+----------+--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
     Kuro     |     1 |      897 | Layout breaks on higher zoomlevels / lower Window-width
     Kuro     |     1 |     1000 | The Official Likes Sexy Pepsi Vomit Thread: how peculiar!
     Kuro     |     1 |     1745 | What is one post even for?
     Kuro     |     2 |     2602 | Burnification (I demand this script to run whenever somebody makes a screenshot for meta.d)
     Kuro     |     1 |     2624 | Unsexy Zoe Quinn drollness (prepare the lawyers)
     Kuro     |     2 |     2640 | Abusing noscript
     Kuro     |     1 |     2643 | Abusing script <script>Array.prototype.forEach.call(document.getElementsByTagName('p'), function (x) { x.innerHTML += "<strong>SEXY</strong>"})</script>
     Kuro     |     1 |     2769 | Screenshot yourself IRL thread πŸ”© (Also pictures apparently)
     Kuro     |     1 |     2857 | Opera / Chrome has scrolling issues in Textbox
     Kuro     |     1 |     2893 | I earned the sexy CSS award (also: Ask riking to fix stuff-topic!)
     Kuro     |     1 |     2943 | Possibly sexy duplicate topics dialog not working
     Kuro     |     1 |     3265 | Discodowntime?
     Kuro     |     1 |     3341 | Sexy Avatar History
     Kuro     |     1 |     3897 | If you search for words with 3 or less letters Discourse is behaving weird
     Kuro     |     1 |     4446 | Test your company's content filtering today!
    (15 rows)
    

  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    @HardwareGeek
    The Official Likes Sexy Pepsi Vomit Thread: how peculiar!
    that is not even my edit anymore but that should be obvious, looking at the topic id

    so, Zoe Quinn, @riking's Award-thing, Avatar History, and this one.

    Not really sure about the duplicate one... Don't think that was me but to lazy to check.

    As a Sidenote: Have I ever mentioned that @PJH is the only Admin/Mod/Whatever that I witnessed that does these kinds of things for his community? #Praise!

    Filed Under: Just had to be said after @codinghorror critizised the moderation of this place


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    @Kuro said:

    The Official Likes Sexy Pepsi Vomit Thread: how peculiar!
    that is not even my edit anymore but that should be obvious, looking at the topic id

    That's just the current title (for context) - not necessarily the result of your edit(s).



  • Edit history doesn't show any edits, nor even the existence of the interestingnot suspicious content.


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    @HardwareGeek said:

    Edit history doesn't show any edits, nor even the existence of the interestingnot suspicious content.

    Your glasses need new lenses.



  • Mine's probably way above that, hehe


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    @chubertdev said:

    Mine's probably way above that, hehe

    Not especially.

      username  | count | topic_id |                                         title                                         
    ------------+-------+----------+---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
     chubertdev |     3 |     1000 | The Official Likes Sexy Pepsi Vomit Thread: how peculiar!
     chubertdev |     2 |     1092 | F-111s are sexy.
     chubertdev |     1 |     1673 | Status Thread. Post your current status here.
     chubertdev |     1 |     2236 | Trainwrecks. Watch them? Prevent them?
     chubertdev |     2 |     2607 | Inquisition of indeterminate nationality: what IDE are you using?
     chubertdev |     2 |     2624 | Unsexy Zoe Quinn drollness (prepare the lawyers)
     chubertdev |     1 |     2686 | Half the emojis look like someone that just walked in on their parents in the bedroom
     chubertdev |     1 |     2811 | Jeff editing topics on meta.d and img abuse
     chubertdev |     1 |     2842 | Sexy Schmoozability
     chubertdev |     1 |     2925 | Markdown Drama Part III - The Revenge of the CommonMark
     chubertdev |     1 |     2993 | Couldn't enter a carriage return with the Enter key.
     chubertdev |     1 |     3193 | Is Ben L. a sexy guy?
     chubertdev |     1 |     3385 | Sexy Shibboleths
     chubertdev |     2 |     3616 | Ctrl+B B******my placeholder
     chubertdev |     2 |     3986 | Gun company owner fired for owning gun.
     chubertdev |     1 |     4059 | The IT Crowd
     chubertdev |     1 |     4060 | Fathoming airport wifi port wibbles
     chubertdev |     1 |     4104 | Today's Laptop Keyboards
     chubertdev |     1 |     4444 | Pride Rainbows
     chubertdev |     2 |     4446 | Test your company's content filtering today!
     chubertdev |     1 |     4449 | Pole: Non mods can change titles. that is awesome.
    (21 rows)
    
    Elapsed: 0.303s
    Backup taken:  2014-10-28 23:41:25.942728
    

  • SockDev

    i'll bite. what about me?


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     username | count | topic_id |                                       title                                       
    ----------+-------+----------+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
     accalia  |     4 |     1000 | The Official Likes Sexy Pepsi Vomit Thread: how peculiar!
     accalia  |     2 |     3125 | Poll: The Official Question, Bewitched by the Discosorceress!
     accalia  |     1 |     3459 | Cleverbot vs. WTDWTF
     accalia  |     1 |     3485 | Why must i login with my windows account to view technet?
     accalia  |     2 |     3591 | Sockbot: Rolling dice for fun and (not) profit since 2014!
     accalia  |     1 |     3920 | Question: Is our @codinghorror *the* codinghorror? Featuring Darkmatter trolling.
     accalia  |     1 |     3980 | Am I Doing It Wrong?
     accalia  |     1 |     3986 | Gun company owner fired for owning gun.
     accalia  |     2 |     4449 | Pole: Non mods can change titles. that is awesome.
    (9 rows)
    
    Elapsed: 0.264s
    Backup taken:  2014-10-28 23:41:25.942728
    

  • SockDev

    most of those are my threads, and actually all of my self edits were before TL3.... except maybe the sockbot one....

    interesting, but i'm not sure this is a query wee can make a badge out of.....



  • @PJH said:

    Your glasses need new lenses.

    While this is true, I don't think new lenses will help with this. Chrome 38 on Windows 7:



  • SockDev

    did you try clicking the raw button?


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    Try clicking the Raw button at the top right.


  • SockDev

    Jynx?

    πŸ˜†


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    Too busy typing <kbd> and fluffing it...


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