Temple OS
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MISRA C appears to be a closed standard that cannot be viewed.
Therefore, I'm afraid I'm unable to get this joke.
Please fix.
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Google returns:
[code]
Rule 6.3 (advisory): typedefs that indicate size and signedness should be used in place
of the basic numerical types.[/code]It's basically very strict variant of C for safety applications like automotive. Ironically when Toyota had the software issue in their cars....it was found by review to have basically shat on the entire spec hehe.
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http://www.templeos.org/Wb/Adam/God/HSNotes.html#l104
(Praise the Creator--what would teenage male video games be like if never war?)
My internal parser just cried.
Operating system? Was about to make line number column in editor.
God nixed it. I was about to do different graphic modes when I found 800x600
missing. God said just one mode 640x480. I was about to add child windows. God
said, "God is not the author of such confusion." I asked for verification of
640x480 16 color. God said it was because of the children and their offerings.
I asked about sound. God said "single voice". I asked for verification of not
having different drivers. God confirmed this.Guess I'm going to use the "it was God who told me not to implement those features" excuse on every scrum from now on.
Filed under: sue for religious discrimination for bonus points
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Notice how God never tells him to do something hard to implement. God's always like, "hey, take the easy path. 800x600? Man you gotta write a VESA driver, fuck that noise."
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Makes you wonder which deity @codlnghorror worships ...
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Makes you wonder which deity @codlnghorror worships ...
Isn't he the deity of TCOTCDCK?
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Thou shalt have no false deity before me.
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Just throw that in there.
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What the... I don't even...
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He got banned from there for basically going mental at homosexuals and other religious rantings.
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Is that a gay, Orthodox, Jewish, priest??
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
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@boomzilla said:
Out of likes today
If you hadn't filled up on bread, you could have eaten your ribeye.
I thought it was the tiramisu. Or is that too Weird (Al) of me?
Filed under: is saying stupid shit on forums all day a First World Problem?
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TIL crazy person's home-made OS has better terminal than Windows
Also, if @ScholRLEA ever finishes his OS, I wonder will it look similar to this?
I hope the fuck not.
As for Mr. TempleOS, he apparently was a regular on the OSDev forums a few years ago. A regular pain in the ass, that is, which is why he got banhammered. From what I hear, he has a fondness for casting aspersions on the religious faith, racial characteristics, and sexual habits of anyone who dared make a critical comment on his divinely-inspired work.
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From what I hear, he has a fondness for casting aspersions on the religious faith, racial characteristics, and sexual habits of anyone who dared make a critical comment on his divinely-inspired work.
RUN AWAY!
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I wager no one's angling for the TDWTF Siren badge on that one?
Filed under: hey, we survived Swampy
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Given that the original sirens tempted sailors to their deaths on the rocks.... maybe we should try...
on the other hand i don't want someone to try and have this dev survive the rocks..... metaphorically speaking obviously.
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he has a fondness for casting aspersions on the religious faith, racial characteristics, and sexual habits of anyone who dared make a critical comment on his divinely-inspired work.
He'd fit right in here
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I thought it was the tiramisu.
You eat dessert before the main course? Same problem.
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From what I hear, he has a fondness for casting aspersions on the religious faith, racial characteristics, and sexual habits of anyone who dared make a critical comment on his divinely-inspired work.
If I thought I had a legitimately divinely inspired whatever, I'd cast similar aspersions.
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