The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
TIME FOR ANOTHER GOOD IDEA BAD IDEA
This food is 100% vegan.
This food is 100% vegans.I'll let you pick which one is which.
After thinking about this, I realized there is only one correct response:
I only eat 100% vegan.
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@aliceif said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Does swallowing when doing a blowjob break vegan conduct?
I once asked this question of a vegan I was at college with.
Her answer? "It depends on the guy"
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I can't stop cackling:
It wasn't the only standard 'toon to amuse a lot today…
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@asdf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Are there really people who think that a signed petition is the most appropriate form of communicating a suggestion and would not be perceived as rude?
After 4 years in a modern college environment, apparently so.
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@FrostCat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Interns get a lesson that not everything is negotiable.
Saw that - got her on my RSS feeds.
First thing that went through my mind when I first saw it was "Huh? Do they think they're (still) at University or something?"
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@cartman82 Sucks to be Gainesville, I guess.
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
First thing that went through my mind when I first saw it was "Huh? Do they think they're (still) at University or something?"
If they're interns, they might well be, actually.
Regardless, this is still a matter of university failing at preparing students for the real world.
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@loose said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They are both, in their own way, life giving substances: and as such a violation, or not, of "a" principle to waste / abuse them.
Wait... so are male vegans not allowed to masturbate? And how do vegan women avoid wasting an egg each month, do they stay perpetually pregnant?
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Wait... so are male vegans not allowed to masturbate? And how do vegan women avoid wasting an egg each month, do they stay perpetually pregnant?
The answer to both questions is "unless they're eating it, they're not violating veganism."
Anything else means that veganism suffers from a fatal, inherent self-contradiction.
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"It depends on the guy"
It's ok if the guy has the IQ of a turnip?
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@HardwareGeek I never met any of her boyfriends so I couldn't possibly comment.
Although I think she was a bit sweet on me. I don't know which way she would have gone with me
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@FrostCat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The answer to both questions is "unless they're eating it, they're not violating veganism."
Depends on whether they're a "dietary vegan" or an "ethical vegan"... the bit that I'd quoted about life giving substances, and a principle to not waste / abuse them, made it sound more like the latter.
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Flag for jeffing this out of funny, it no longer is so.
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Huh? Do they think they're (still) at University or something?"
Interns? Probably.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's ok if the guy has the IQ of a turnip?
So it's ok if he's vegan?
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Depends on whether they're a "dietary vegan" or an "ethical vegan"...
I'm an ethical unvegan; my ethics forbid me from eating anything labelled vegan. (Food that happens to be vegetarian or vegan is ok, as long as it isn't marketed as vegan.)
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Depends on whether they're a "dietary vegan" or an "ethical vegan"...
I'm an ethical unvegan; my ethics forbid me from eating anything labelled vegan. (Food that happens to be vegetarian or vegan is ok, as long as it isn't marketed as vegan.)
I only eat vegans.
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(I hope the title is there in the embed, or this won't make much sense)
It wasn't, so: The chemical composition of a latina orgasm
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Ask A Manager again.
Someone in the office continually burps and farts all day....
...and writes in to complain that someone else is complaining that she does it.
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DOGS!
https://i.imgur.com/lEBNlfF.gif
https://i.imgur.com/1bC5ZSm.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/EWPo7oY.gif
https://i.imgur.com/ng51Hxl.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/GFJpFkU.gif
Here's the source in case you don't trust I selected the funniest and/or want to see more.
I would share more but I figure some of you might be on mobile and this post is big enough as it is.
There's 64 in total.
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Sadly the sub-editor had second thoughts and it no longer says that.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Depends on whether they're a "dietary vegan" or an "ethical vegan"...
I'm an ethical unvegan; my ethics forbid me from eating anything labelled vegan. (Food that happens to be vegetarian or vegan is ok, as long as it isn't marketed as vegan.)
I only eat vegans.
No bacon? Sucks to be you.
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@PJH "scented products make me unable to work". WTF?
"Hey boss, I started typing the report, but then that Glade plug-in attacked me!"
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Here's the source in case you don't trust I selected the funniest and/or want to see more.
https://i.imgur.com/2iTv9aT.mp4
This one's a Lagrador.
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This one's a Lagrador.
The bad jokes topic is.... elsewhere
I viewed the "source" and found it amusing. In this case, funny as it is, it's about the hand - the ball is just an obligatory response.
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH "scented products make me unable to work". WTF?
Likely to be self-diagnosed 'fragrance sensitivity.'
Especially since it doesn't seem to occur to them (even though they'd been told numerous times in the comments) that they need to go see a specialist doctor (GI), not a GP who simply told them they're 'eating wrong.'
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Just got off a service call with S-E for my FFXI account.
I pop into old accounts from time to time.
After giving up on their chat, which actually kept bumping me DOWN to the back of the queue... windows progress bar style.... I called in.
At the end of the call:
"Thank you so much. I've been waiting all day."
"Oh, sorry about that."
"It's ok, I'm sure there's only 3 of you doing this."
"You would not be wrong about that."
blink
"Ahem... well... then... Thank you, again."
[snip the anything else I can help you, bye, bye]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-_tqd7e_D8&start=7s
edit: how do I get the YT plugin to start the video at 0:07? Screw it, you can just watch the first 7 seconds. Who cares.
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I really hope this is real.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
edit: how do I get the YT plugin to start the video at 0:07?
The easiest thing, I've found, is to use the "share" thing on the youtube page itself, which has a checkbox that will add the time marker in there. I think there's an issue getting the www.... style of URL to work for some reason or other. I dunno...didn't look at your link too closely.
https://youtu.be/X-_tqd7e_D8?t=7s
https://youtu.be/X-_tqd7e_D8?t=7s
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@boomzilla I thought I tried that. Maybe my mistake was not using the short URL.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
how do I get the YT plugin to start the video at 0:07?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmSpxFzFeXw#t=1m18s&end=1m24s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmSpxFzFeXw#t=1m18s&end=1m24s
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A guy asked his wife to draw what was on her mind.
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@DoctorJones Waffle poots.
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A guy asked his wife to draw what was on her mind.
It took a really long time for that image to load, with absolutely no indication that an image was loading. I thought the joke was that her mind was completely blank.
NodeBB, is it really so terribly difficult to send a
<img src="..." height="..." width="...">
tag along with the post text?
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A guy asked his wife to draw what was on her mind.
It took a really long time for that image to load, with absolutely no indication that an image was loading. I thought the joke was that her mind was completely blank.
NodeBB, is it really so terribly difficult to send a
<img src="..." height="..." width="...">
tag along with the post text?I had a plugin that did that written, but it caused cooties so it went away until I can find time to figure out what's wrong with it.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I had a plugin that did that
Why the hell isn't that part of the core?
<img>
tags have been part of HTML since at least Berners-Lee's first draft spec in June 1993.
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@blakeyrat blue ones?
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