The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@xaade said:
It brings back the memories of the first company I worked for. When the power would go out and both the backup generators failed, we would be relegated to reading old print-outs of years old versions of the source code.
Why the hell would you do that??
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@Polygeekery To learn from ancient advanced civilization of programmers that was destroyed in the Great C/FORTRAN Wars of the 70s?
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@Polygeekery said:
Why the hell would you do that??
Because we must do SOMETHING (un-fun) that resembles work, regardless of whether it's productive or not!!!
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@FrostCat I wear this one, is it worse or better than the usual one?
http://www.bustedtees.com/vivalaevolucion
Filed Under: Unfortunately, I seem to have lost the "Reunite Pangaea" one when I moved.
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@DoctorJones said:
Because we must do SOMETHING (un-fun) that resembles work, regardless of whether it's productive or not!!!
Fuck that. If it came down to that for my guys, we would fuck off to the pub for the day.
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@Polygeekery said:
@DoctorJones said:
Because we must do SOMETHING (un-fun) that resembles work, regardless of whether it's productive or not!!!
Fuck that. If it came down to that for my guys, we would fuck off to the pub for the day.
I can say with total conviction that in every programming project I've been hired to do, the correct solution would have been, "don't".
Unfortunately, I liked getting paid more than I liked the companies, so I did what they told me to do, and dealt with the cognitive-dissonance-induced stress by waiting for disaster to arrive and hoping I had enough early notice of when the shit would hit the fan to go to the break room to make popcorn first.
I have yet to even meet someone in commercial IT whose job actually was of any positive value to the company. Usually it was the opposite. And most of them agreed with me that the very existence of their position was unjustified and counterproductive. Those who disagreed were generally either Jeffs, Swampys, or Paula Beans.
Which is just one more reason that every programming contract should provide six weeks free accommodations in a rubber room following each project.
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@Polygeekery said:
Fuck that. If it came down to that for my guys, we would fuck off to the pub for the day.
Me too! :krieger_gif:
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@DoctorJones: I think you'd find @PJH already there…
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@ScholRLEA funnily enough I can say 100℅ certainty that for my current task writing a version control plugin for excel would be a better use of my time.
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I thought this was funny.
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@Arantor It told me to use fucking Go.
I'm not amused.
To be fair, the simplistic questions can't cover my use-case well enough.
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@Onyx half the answers are "use Java" which is why it's funny.
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@Arantor I got "keep the same fucking language", "you're stuck with JavaScript", and "use fucking Go", so I'm pretty much doing the right thing already.
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A topical Polish one:
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@Arantor
Found the funniest response:Let's roll! → No → No → Web app → No → Startup → Yes → Not really
“I didn't think so you asshole. Just use Ruby - probably with Rails - and get the fuck out of my office.”
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@Onyx said:
It told me to use fucking Go.
Same here. Since I'm not an idiot, I just used Rust instead.
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@Arantor i got javascript,
so SCORE!
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I managed to get it to tell me Dart!!
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Is it even possible to get PHP? Beacuse I'm interested in the flavour text if it is.
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@Onyx yes, but i'm not telling you how.
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@accalia Ah, I got it.
Disappointingly boring message. Though the last question is funny.
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@RaceProUK That... took a bit to parse
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@Buddy The good news is that you have autism only if you solve the problem properly, on the flat sheet of paper.
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@CoyneTheDup said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
good news
But what if I wanted to have autism?
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Shitty Car Mods
skip the text, look at the pictures
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A few of them was just someone who can't afford to fix their car. One was a kid's first car that they hand painted...
Meh.
But that one where all the rims are those spiked rims and the cars can't pass each other, was hilarious.
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I like to listen to binaural stuff.
Not that I buy into it, I just like to listen to it.
But... this comment.... takes the cake... the Portal cake.
Yeah, letting something else do stuff for me, no effort of my own, is strengthening my willpower.
Remember kids, all adults can vote!
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- Numbers!
- Uh.
- Well, they're.... better?
5. Numbers!
398749848. Uh.
1. Well, they're.... better?
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@Magus
8. but why?
123112. because
23423 really?
1000.I guess.
1000. seriously.8. but why? 123112. because 23423 really? 1000.I guess. 1000. seriously.
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@Magus @xaade It's still Markdumb, and this is what it specifies to do in that situation. If you need non-sequential numbering, you have to write HTML…
- Numbers!
- Uh.
- Well, they're... better?
I've yet to ever actually need this for anything real (and there's sensible clipping of the content; play stupid games and your stuff just doesn't show)…
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@dkf Well, I was going to try counting down, so...
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A semi at 69 Cock Lane goes up for sale
The vigilante motorist known as the 'Cock Lane Crusader' daubed the residential lane with phallic drawings to force the local council to fix the damaged surface.
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Welp, we know where @Fox is moving.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A semi at 69 Cock Lane
@Magus said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Welp, we know where
@Fox@algorythmics is moving.
Filed under: FTFY
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@cartman82 I'd vote for this guy:
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I am an intellectual whore for the cause of Radical Apathy.
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