The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Reminds me of Bart Simpson.
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Do not tell everyone Brad is dead. Brad is not dead. He is in Florida. He will be back on Monday.
"You loved Brad. And then you totalled him. You two had been through everything together: two boyfriends, three jobs. You're like 'nothing can replace Brad'."
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"You loved Brad. And then you totalled him. You two had been through everything together: two boyfriends, three jobs. You're like 'nothing can replace Brad'."
And then your ex called, and you broke into your Stockholm dance.
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Bill Clinton?
Office rule:
17. Do not get blowjob from internsOk, now only Ted Cruz is in the race, even Hillary was not up to that challenge.
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Office rule:17. Do not get blowjob from interns
Ok, now only Ted Cruz is in the race, even Hillary was not up to that challenge.
I thought that was covered by rule 6, "No sex with subordinates." Please tell me we're not going to have to listen to the blow-job-isn't-sex arguments again.
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Anyone with a dick (including Hillary) is inherently prone to that mode of failure. Thus, only Ted Cruz will be immune.
I'd rather have a president who fucks but does not fuck up. Bush did not fuck his subordinates but fucked everyone else in the country. Trump is the type of fuck-up worse than Bush who will boast about this conquest.
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Is that a trans joke about how Hillary is more of a man than her husband is?
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I thought that was covered by rule 6, "No sex with subordinates." Please tell me we're not going to have to listen to the blow-job-isn't-sex arguments again.
I can assure you that I'm not voting for Hillary.
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President Donald J Drumpf?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnpO_RTSNmQ&feature=youtu.be&t=1085
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Just overheard my daughter say
An apple a day keeps Discourse away.
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If only it were that easy...
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Do those people also believe that telescopes lie?
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My universe is my eyes and my ears. Anything else is hearsay.
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@boomzilla said:
I can assure you that I'm not voting for Hillary.
Who asked you that?
Who asked you to ask me that?
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@CoyneTheDup said:
@boomzilla said:
I can assure you that I'm not voting for Hillary.
Who asked you that?
Who asked you to ask me that?
He did?
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I can't believe it took me so long to find this guy.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/kenm
I can't believe it took me so long to find this guy.
That's some blackbelt level trolling.
Filed under: INB4 someone (correctly) claims that he is one of @boomzilla's online personas
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That should have been in the Bad Ideas thread.
Okay, yeah, they're brothers. Okay, yeah, they both won. What idiot thought it would make publicity points to show them like that? To be sensible, Bob should be holding his check with tweezers.
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If they were being sensible, they would not have spent $50 to print a novelty check for a $7 lottery win.
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Taking a long trip with your electric car? Tow a generator!
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What's an electric car with a range extender?
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I suppose the range extender is for when you're slightly too far from the nearest WiFi.
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This post is deleted!
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Wait a minute, I'm sure I've seen that before somewhere... oh right, here it is:
https://what.thedailywtf.com/t/laughing-the-official-funny-stuff-thread/2628/7348
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I always wondered if the lottery has the power to withhold your money if you refuse to pose for pictures like that.
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It depends upon the state. In some states, you can remain anonymous. In others, your identity has to be public, including posing for stupid promotional photos.
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Needs more JPEG compression.
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Taking a long trip with your electric car? Tow a generator!
Orrrrrr...just buy a real car you fucking wankers.
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Whoops, accidentally the button
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Why are apostrophes so difficult for people?
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A Comcast customer who is dissatisfied with Internet speeds set up a Raspberry Pi to automatically tweet at Comcast each time speeds are much lower than advertised.
"I pay for 150Mbps down and 10Mbps up," Reddit user AlekseyP wrote over the weekend. "The Raspberry Pi runs a series of speed tests every hour and stores the data. Whenever the down[load] speed is below 50Mbps the Pi uses a Twitter API to send an automatic tweet to Comcast listing the speeds. I know some people might say I should not be complaining about 50Mbps down, but when they advertise 150 and I get 10-30 I am unsatisfied."
AlekseyP made the Twitter bot's code available on Pastebin. "I am by no means some fancy programmer so there is no need to point out that my code is ugly or could be better," the Redditor wrote. AlekseyP set the tweeting threshold at 50Mbps in part because the Raspberry Pi's Ethernet port tops out at 100Mbps.
The Twitter account controlled by the bot has tweeted speed test results 16 times in the past three months, often getting replies from Comcast customer service.
Speeds were at their worst on New Year's Day when they dropped to 2Mbps: