The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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I had only heard of it in this context...
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@Yamikuronue said:
The Christmas pickle is a Christmas tradition in the United States
Never heard of it before. TIL...
I first heard of it, oh, a decade or so ago; it certainly wasn't anything I ever heard of when I was growing up. Even so, I don't recall having heard or read anything about its origin prior to today.
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From: Over 3,000 Inmates Were Accidentally Released From Prison Due To A Computer Error
The state says that the median number of days these inmates were released early is 49 days, although it is unclear how many inmates will need to return to prison for substantially longer.
There is obvious danger in inmates being released from prison too early if they committed violent crimes and are not yet rehabilitated.
If they're not rehabilitated by release-49 days, what makes them think they'll magically be rehabilitated by the day they should have been released?
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my (catalonian) grandparents had one of those. it was amusing to put it in the manger in place of baby jesus when i was a little kid
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Please tell me you bought some.
Alas not, I don't need any more pedants. I've got you guys!
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Oh yeah! I have one of those. Kids love him.
And so you Muricans feel integrated on this great tradition:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZzcYkgkQ-I
We don't have a Quixotic Stuff thread, but this seems like it could've been done by @ben_lubar.
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Awe man, this guy's recording setup. So much echo and low-encoding speed glitches!
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We don't have a Quixotic Stuff thread
O RLY?
https://what.thedailywtf.com/t/the-quixotic-ideas-thread/47366
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That's Quixotic Ideas, not Quixotic Stuff.
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We don't have a Quiche Ideas thread.
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Sure we do.
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This thread got unfunny fast.
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This thread got unfunny fast.
*goes to post 1 and slowly scrolls down*
@DoctorJones said:
You've got something funny to share
@Arantor's face!
AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
Yup, that was quick.
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I think @arantor has more beard than that, and less mustache.
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This thread got unfunny fast.
Yup, that was quick
Back on topic then...
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Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Trump and Cruz sitting over there?' The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?'Cruz says, 'We're planning WW III.' The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'Trump says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.'The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?'Trump turns to Cruz and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a crap about the 140 million Muslims.’
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First of all, I'm not privy to American politics, and I'm really really tired right now, but anyway, I read this as "Donald Trump and Tom Cruise are sitting in a bar." so I was more and more with each sentence until I figured out something is amiss and re-read the names, paying closer attention, this time.
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Ted Cruz is the babyface pathetic immigrant hater son of immigrant bitches. Tom Cruise is the Scientology poster child, with few A+ movies and many F- flicks
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This is a case of unintentionally funny. When they get to the adjustable keyboard, one guy says, "If I had to use this every day, I would hang myself with my own belt".
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The e-card my son wanted to send me for Christmas, but apparently it's not free to send (trying to link just the video from the card — works for me; let me know if they have hot-linking blocked or something):
https://d31f6akgv38us3.cloudfront.net/ecards/lowres/webm/npz5222.webm
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Awe man, this guy's recording setup. So much echo and low-encoding speed glitches!
Jesus. That's the worst YouTube video ever. Maybe he was in the middle of a basketball court?
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I just saw this picture (here, in a post by @another_sam)...
"Die you Belgium buzzy little Belgium insect elgiu Belgium!"
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Don't take your classes from EdCast, because their CCNAs don't even know how to properly plug in an Ethernet cable!
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At least it's vaguely near an ethernet port, as opposed to that other image that was posted a while back of someone trying to solder an incandescent light bulb to a toaster tray inside a computer case.
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Wait, what? You mean The Birth of Discourse by Jeff Atwood? Do you happen to have a print of this rare painting, by any chance?
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Don't take your classes from EdCast, because their CCNAs don't even know how to properly plug in an Ethernet cable!
They learned from the Sandra Bullock 'put a 3.5" floppy disk in a Mac backwards' school.
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Clbuttic filter error at Macy's: Leonard Slutsky finds that their system doesn't like his name or his email address.
When we reached out to Macy’s, a company spokesman said it was hard to know what triggered the “invalid” message in this case, suggesting that something about the combination of “t” and “s” in Leonard’s last name made the computer believe it was a typographical error that should be “st.”
Right. Apparently there are also clbuttic filters on statements made by Macy's spokespersons.
Also, in other news, going to http://JebBush.com redirects you to https://www.DonaldJTrump.com/.
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Is it me, or does the shadow not match the "present"? Still funny though
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I think it's just the angle of the light.
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Given her expression: maybe she would have had more use for boxing gloves?
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"Forget about those, they ain't nothing but trouble." -Baloo
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Isn't the bad jokes thread somewhere else?
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Micro-aggressions thread is
Cultural appropriation thread is
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This video proves that a picture with a woman looking down is deceptive.
Oh, she's attrac..... ARRLRLGG... the hell?!?!
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Dyslexic satanist problems
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A professor at Texas A&M University posted these photos to Facebook. "There has been a dead cockroach in the Anthropology building's stairwell for at least two weeks.. Some enterprising person has now made her a little shrine."
https://imgur.com/a/wtGxj#QexniEN
Lots more at the link. The shrine gets a lot bigger...
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