The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Zecc many things, as it turns out, but mostly related to Excel’s non-compliance with its own professed format.
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Excel
That, at least, is unlikely to happen to me. Very fond of their oracle database shaped hammer around here.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Excel
That, at least, is unlikely to happen to me. Very fond of their oracle database shaped hammer around here.
You mean you are using oracle forms apps for basic Fred users like project managers to enter billing information into?
Because folks around here are fond of sqeal-server-shaped hammer, but they are not eager enough to program a UI for data entry where Excel form would do.
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Funny stuff:
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
PHPExcel
Ah. PHP and Excel. What could go wrong.
Easy: someone could add
JavaScript
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@BernieTheBernie not in a PHP interpreter they can't (yet)
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@Arantor Are you sure?
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@TimeBandit well, if you get an unmaintained third party extension, modify the code, then build PHP from source you can, I guess.
But by that same definition I can build PHP-GTK apps.
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@Arantor that's enough horror for
todaythis month
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@TimeBandit You know what site you are reading here?
Oh wait, it is " The Official Funny Stuff Thread™", not the "Coding Horrors" thread, but
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@TimeBandit but still funny
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@TimeBandit Did they not practice?! What the hell... The technique was terrible, do don't do... fuck, any of what happened there.
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The idea of going to Hell doesn't scare me.
I'm married and have children.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The idea of going to Hell doesn't scare me.
I'm more scared of going to the dentist - the dentist is actually real.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The idea of going to Hell doesn't scare me.
I'm more scared of going to the dentist - the dentist is actually real.
You're right, my wife and kids are a much less realistic idea...
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm married and have children
Al, is that you?
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The idea of going to Hell doesn't scare me.
Wait until you see the actual implementation.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The idea of going to Hell doesn't scare me.
Wait until you see the actual implementation.
Wait till you see my wife and children
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Wait until you see the actual implementation.
Plot twist: It's running on Windows
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@Tsaukpaetra I would have liked to see a men's team's performance for reference.
But yes, they obviously had never been trained on zipline usage. Because ziplines are used one person at a time. Any line hastily strung in the field is not guaranteed to take the weight of the first guy, nevermind the whole squad at once.
EDIT:
Nevermind. They're all doing it like that. I forgot we're looking at a sports event here, not live combat.Here's a "TOP 6 to 12" of same (San Antonio, TX, from 3:20):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xIKllrW3PcAnd team NYPD, for some reason:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbDBLFIYneM
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And team NYPD, for some reason:
United States, NYPD Emergency Response Unit, Day Three, UAE SWAT CHALLENGE 2024 – 04:30
— Army WarhogThey didn't make the song long enough.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
They didn't make the song
longannoying enough.
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@topspin Also yes.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
HELL FOR INFINITE LOSERS
Cell in a Hell | HFIL Episode 1 – 08:48
— TeamFourStar
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for honesty
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@TimeBandit that's how supply chain attacks happen.
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@TimeBandit Perhaps the author should have updated his vision.
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@TimeBandit What's funny is that it looks doctored even to my own eye...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit What's funny is that it looks doctored even to my own eye...
Like how? It's had the shit compressed out of it so it's hard to tell but with the thumb on the bottom of the cup and the reflections in the right place it's definitely someone holding the same kind of cup upside down. Might be that it's someone else's hand pasted in there bit it looks unlikely.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
it looks doctored
Who?
He's on first
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit What's funny is that it looks doctored even to my own eye...
Like how? It's had the shit compressed out of it so it's hard to tell but with the thumb on the bottom of the cup and the reflections in the right place it's definitely someone holding the same kind of cup upside down. Might be that it's someone else's hand pasted in there bit it looks unlikely.
It certainly is hard to tell, but I'd like to know what his right hand is doing.
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@DogsB
EMISSINGWOODENTABLE
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@DogsB Against people coughing up dinosaurs, of course.
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