The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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A boy says to his father "Dad, how do you spell posse ?"
And his father says "Well no wonder you can't spell it. You aren't even pronouncing it right".
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A boy says to his father "Dad, how do you spell posse ?"
And his father says "Well no wonder you can't spell it. You aren't even pronouncing it right".
And no, I don't know what that come-eat-ate-us thing is they're legislating about.
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
come-eat-ate-us thing
And I also have no idea what you're attempting to not-quite say.
I shall consider myself blessed with ignorance.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
come-eat-ate-us thing
And I also have no idea what you're attempting to not-quite say.
I shall consider myself blessed with ignorance.
It's called the Knott Amendment. I thought if anyone would know about posses and knotts …
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@Mason_Wheeler They even got groot-level access to all the devices.
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
come-eat-ate-us thing
And I also have no idea what you're attempting to not-quite say.
I shall consider myself blessed with ignorance.
It's called the Knott Amendment. I thought if anyone would know about posses and knotts …
IANAL.
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Someone really wanted 2 sons
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In other news today, @HardwareGeek has brothers in spirit working for the Sri Lankan government.
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@LaoC
Pretty sure that SSP working is fake news too
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That reminds me of @PJH...
I'm still around, occasionally.
Not with that avatar, of course...
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not with that avatar, of course...
Yeah, the blue balls finally healed and are now a vivacious red!
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert Stone age phone cases:
archaeologists dig a hole and at a
1 m3.2808399 ft deep they find some traces of copper. So they rush out a press release "3000 years ago, US already had phone lines!"Not to be undone, archaeologists dig a hole and 5 m deep they find some traces of silica glass. So they rush out a press release that "10 000 years ago, Russia had optic fibre phone lines!"
looks at that disdainfully, and sends archaeologists to dig. They reach 10 m without finding anything. So they publish a press release that "20 000 years ago, France had mobile phones."
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Milk.rar
Between milk.gif and milk.jpg, which is buttermilk and which is yoghurt?
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Milk.rar
Between milk.gif and milk.jpg, which is buttermilk and which is yoghurt?
Yogurt must be the .gif, because nobody can agree on how it's
pronouncedspelled.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Milk.rar
Between milk.gif and milk.jpg, which is buttermilk and which is yoghurt?
Yogurt must be the .gif, because nobody can agree on how it's
pronouncedspelled.Why, using the Dutch throat disease of course.
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@PleegWat No thank you.
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@PleegWat I gather that the stuff coming out of the cow is milk.bmp?
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@da-Doctah .tiff maybe, since it's not been processed at all yet.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Milk.rar
Between milk.gif and milk.jpg, which is buttermilk and which is yoghurt?
Yogurt must be the .gif, because nobody can agree on how it's
pronouncedspelled.If I were you, I'd throw yogurt.gif away. Eww.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Between milk.gif and milk.jpg, which is buttermilk and which is yoghurt?
I think yoghurt is the one that's more likely to start moving.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah .tiff maybe, since it's not been processed at all yet.
Plain Bucket o'Milk maybe.
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American: discovers dishwashing rags, goes on Tiktok to inform the world of this latest advance of modern living.
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
American: discovers dishwashing rags, goes on Tiktok to inform the world of this latest advance of modern living.
I'm concerned, what are Americans supposedly using besides rags?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
American: discovers dishwashing rags, goes on Tiktok to inform the world of this latest advance of modern living.
I'm concerned, what are Americans supposedly using besides rags?
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@topspin Don't do today what you can postpone tomorrow.
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@PleegWat Don't leave for tomorrow what you can do today. The day after tomorrow is also a day.